Jar Jar Binks found himself standing in a long line that stretched towards a large golden gate. His puny brain couldn't remember anything that had happened. He looked down and found himself standing on clouds he tried to remember if it was possible to stand on clouds or not but couldn't decide.
Jar Jar had never stood in a line before and wondered if it was a fun experience he decided to make the best of it. After a while he got bored and he longed to run across the clouds and jump off the edge see what would happen.
He was also curious to see what they where waiting in line for so he tapped the shoulder of the guy in front of him.
"What", he asked gruffly.
"Uhhhhh wasa issaa this place", asked Jar Jar.
"It's heaven you ….."
"WESA GOING TO HEAVEN" shouted Jar Jar.
The guy behind Jar Jar out of pure annoyance took out hispistol and shot at the gunganand Jar Jar thenfound himself at the back of the line.
Two hours later Jar Jar finally found himself at the front of the line the golden gate loomed above him and Jar Jar looked at it in wonder. There was a man sitting at a desk in front of the gate with a big book in front of him.
"Hellosa mesa calle…."
"Ohh we all know who you are", snapped Saint Peter shuddering as if he was saying the most evil phrase in the world.
"So mesa get into heaven".
"No, sorry Jar Jar but you haven't done any good deeds".
"Whhhaaa but mesa fight for our planet, mesa bombard general".
"Fighting's a bad thing".
"But mesa musta done somethin good".
"Nope but there is quite a few bad things, you've been charged in several cases of assault and disturbance. You've also been arrested for extremely bad dancing at a night club. You were also the one who suggested the chancellor should have emergency power".
"But mesa join the rebellion".
"You were kicked out after the first meeting. You hogged all the refreshments especially egg salad sandwiches, admiral Ackbar almost cried because there were none left. After you left you were assassinated by a rebel officer because they said "you knew too much"".
"But mesa need to go to heaven".
"Listen I'll give you thirty seconds to go back to earth and perform a good deed got it".
"Okee de".
Jar Jar suddenly found himself back on Earth (Naboo whatever). He ran in to a department store stole a chocolate bar. He would give it to a hungry person.
He went over to a man outside.
"Yousa want a chocolate bar" Jar Jar asked the cop. This was followed by "Ahhh pepper spray!"
Mean while in heaven God wondered how a CGI character got into heaven. And then told George Lucas and the author of this story to not kill anymore animated characters.