A/N: wow. it's been a year since i've updated this story. i've just been coming up blank with this though but i'm back...i think. i finally have an idea where to go with this and maybe i'll update sooner than a year.

i would like to thank my only reviewer as of right now, Phoenix Feather Queen, her review is what urged me to look at this again and write something. THANK YOU!

Chapter 3

James glared at Lucius through the orange juice and milk pitcher. Lucius was sitting in his usual spot between to Chase and Severus, except Lily was standing next to them. It wasn't the fact that she was over there by Lucius, which was the reason James was glaring in that direction; it was more along the lines that Lucius had his arm around her waist.

"James, get a life," Sirius yelled into his ear. James jumped out of his hunched over position and rubbed his ear.

"What did you do that for?" James asked, angrily. Today was not starting off good.

"You weren't paying attention to us, we were hurt," Peter said, putting his sad eyes on.

"I was too listening, and I do too have a life. She's right over there with that scum of the earth," James said, gesturing toward the Slytherin table where Lily was laughing.

"Some life you have; seems like Lucius is over there stealing it," Remus said, staring at Lucius and Lily.

"Why don't you just give up on Lily, once and for all?" Peter asked, stuffing his face with pancakes.

"He's tried that, remember? He tried that with Rose, Mary, Sarah-" Remus started.

"-Mary Ann, Leah, that exchange girl whose name I could never pronounce, Johanna, Megan-" Sirius continued, ticking off the names with his fingers.

"-and then there was Sarah again, Kaitlyn, that hippie girl, Sunflower-" Peter butted in.

"Ok, ok, ok, I get the point. What can I say though? I like woman," James said, smirking.

"That's an understatement. You've gone out with every girl in our year, excluding Lily, most of the girls ahead of us, and most of the girls behind us," Sirius said.

"And still the girls like you; even after you've broken their hearts," Peter said. "Why?"

"That's a question that not even the greatest doctors in the world could figure out," Remus said, slinging his arm over Peter's shoulders.

"I've discovered that girls at the adolescent age favor young males that are labeled as 'heartbreakers' or 'bad boys'" Sirius stated in his most intelligent voice. All the boys stared at him.

"Sirius, that, that was, interesting," James said, blinking away the shock.

"I don't think I've ever heard you sounds so, so smart," Peter stated.

"Never, ever do it again. It's not like you at all. It's scary," Remus said, shuddering.

"Jeez, a guy tries to be smart and everyone shuns him," Sirius muttered.

"You aren't smart though. You can't even play smart. It's not natural," James said. All Sirius could do was hit him across the head.

Lily stood by Lucius and his friends, feeling slightly awkward. The only Gryffindor at a Slytherin table will do that to a girl. Having Lucius' arm surround her waist comforted her a little though, but she still couldn't ignore the glares she was getting from various girls seated at the table.

"I have go get ready for class Lucius, I'll see you later," Lily said, detangling herself from his arm.

"I'll come with you," Lucius said, rising from his chair.

"No, no, it's ok. Stay here," Lily insisted.

"Ok," Lucius said. He leaned in close to Lily and kissed her on the cheek. He then sat back in his chair.

Lily smiled as she walked away from the table, a blush rising in her cheeks.

As she walked out of the hall, she didn't notice the pair of murderous eyes staring at Lucius and the mouth that gave a loud growl that people around him looked at him strangely and then scooted away.

"Can I just kill him?" James asked as the four boys walked down the hall. "He's the source of all my anger and all our pranks are wasted on him. Life would be so much easier without him. Can he just die already?"

"You're very hostile James," Peter said. "I think you need to see an anger management therapist."

James glared at Peter. "Thanks Peter, I'll take that into consideration," James said sarcastically.

"You can kill him all you want, but there's a slight problem with that," Remus said.

"And that would be?" James asked.

"You would probably be sent to Azkaban for killing the son of a very influential pureblood family," Remus explained.

"So?" James questioned.

"Well, first, we'd never see you again because I'm never stepping foot in that place," Remus started.

"Sorry mate, but I'm never going in there either," Sirius said, cutting off Remus.

"Second of all," Remus continued, "Lily would defiantly never want to speak to you again."

"That's a pretty good reason why," James agreed.

"So we're not a good enough reason not to go to Azkaban?" Sirius asked, clearly offended.

"Why don't we just shower him with pranks like every other year?" Peter asked.

"Because that has never worked before Peter," James sighed.

"Just pull a prank that breaks them apart," Peter said.

"Like what?" Sirius asked.

"I don't know, have Lily catch Lucius in the act of kissing another girl or something," Peter suggested.

"Peter, that's a dumb idea," Sirius scoffed.

"Which is why it will work," James said, delight dancing in his eyes. "It's just so dumb it'll work."

Sirius and Remus both groaned and smacked Peter on the head. "Way to go Peter, way to go."

"James, just give up. Let the relationship run its course and eventually it'll end. There's no way Lily'll stay with him forever," Remus said, trying to talk James out of the prank.

"But we can't take that chance," James said as he began to walk down the hall quicker.

"Slow down James," Sirius said, running to catch up with him. "Didn't you just say that we waste all of our pranks on Lucius? Dropdiddle." The four boys climbed into the common room and up the stairs to get their books.

"This isn't a prank, this is a master plan," James told them. "Besides, it's just one."

"You do realize that once Lily finds out you're the one behind this, she's going to kill you," Remus informed James.

"She's never going to find out," James said confidently.

"She is," Sirius said. "She always does."

"Well then she'll thank me later," James said.

"Yeah, right after she kills him," Remus said quietly to Sirius and Peter.

"Oh my god you're going out with Lucius!" Julie squealed as she, Lily, and Rochelle sat in their seats for Defense against the Dark Arts. Lily could only blush.

"Lily, you're going out with one of the most prominent families' sons; not to mention he's really hott," Rochelle said with a dreamy look in her eyes.

"Back off, he's mine," Lily joked.

"Have you kissed yet?" Julie asked.

"Well, he kissed me on the cheek this morning. Nothing major or anything. There really hasn't been a right time," Lily confessed, her cheeks burning red.

"Oh, you guys are so cute," Rochelle moaned. "I wish I had someone to love."

"You do almost every week," Julie told her.

"I do not!" Rochelle argued.

"Ok, my bad, every other week," Julie said, rolling her eyes.

"I can't help it," Rochelle said, explaining herself, "I get bored with them so quickly."

"You remind me of James," Lily said, joining the conversation.

"You did not just say that," Rochelle said, glaring at Lily. Lily just laughed.

"She's right!" Julie agreed with Lily. "I mean, come on, you both have a different person on your arm every week."

"Every other week!"

"The same thing," Julie said. "Of course, now that I think about it, James hasn't had a girl on his arm for awhile. That's kind of odd."

"Yeah I've noticed that too. He's obviously still in love with Lily," Rochelle said, glancing at Lily. She just rolled her eyes.

"Other girls just won't satisfy his needs," Julie said.

"Well then his needs are never going to get satisfied," Lily said sternly.

"Whose needs won't get satisfied? I'm hoping Lucius," a voice said behind Lily. Lily bit her lip in hope to keep from yelling.

"No James, we weren't talking about Lucius," Lily said in her fake sweet voice. "We were talking about you actually."

"Looks like I've moved up a ladder in your life. You're actually talking to and about me," James smiled.

"Don't flatter yourself, Potter, you'll always be the lowest rung on my ladder," Lily told him. "No wait, I change my mind, you'll always be the dirt under my ladder."

"Ouch, that hurts Lily, that really does," James said, putting his hand on his heart.

"You'll get over it," Lily said, turning around. She waited until she heard James leave before she started to talk to her friends again.

"That was kind of harsh Lily," Rochelle said, glancing at Julie to see if she agreed.

"She's right. He really likes you; do you have to be so mean?" Julie asked.

"Yes, otherwise he'll never leave me alone. I'm tired of him bugging me. I found someone I really like and I don't want him to mess it up," Lily said, opening her book as the Defense against the Dark Arts teacher finally came into the classroom.

Lily rested her head on her hand and stole a glance at James who was sitting diagonal in front of her. He was lying on his desk not even bothering to feign attention to the teacher. Lily just rolled her eyes and started to doodle on the paper in front of her.

Mrs. Lily Malfoy

A/N: yeah i know, it's not the best chapter, kinda crappy by my standards. hopefully the next will by better, much better. this story probably isn't going to be very long, i haven't decided. over 10 but not sure by how much. I have alot of idea written down for thisstory, i just have to figure out toget to themREVIEW LOVELIES!