Author's Note: Okay, so this is the second chapter. Thanks for reading more! Please review! I love reviews! And I love reviewers! And if I could I would bake you all delicious cookies with a chocolate covered Sirius in the middle….

Warnings: Slash (well duh, it's Remus/ Sirius) nothing too graphic, this is my OTP so I don't want to hear any flamings of the pairing (if you don't like the pairing don't bother reading.) I don't want to spoil it but there is some lip action in this chapter.

Disclaimer: I do not, and probably never will own Sirius, Remus, or any other Marauder. Sadly. Very sadly.

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CHAPTER TWO: KISSING LESSONS

He came out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped around his hips to find Sirius lying on his four-poster, staring at the ceiling.

"What's up, mate? It's not like you to come up so early."

Sirius started, "Sorry Lupin, didn't see you," He said, detatchedly.

"Hey, why so cold Pads?" Remus asked, concerned for his friend.

Sirius turned his head; he stared at him as if trying to decide what he should tell him, "It's…nothing," Then he smiled, "Sorry Moony, why don't we get to work on this girl of yours, eh?"

Remus sighed metally; it was so like Sirius to change the subject like that. Oh well he supposed he'd have time to worry about his friend's odd behavior some other time. A time when he didn't have to worry about the "girl" Sirius thought he was helping him to win over. Maybe he should just tell Sirius that there was no girl.

"Hi! Remus!" Sirius walked over to him and waved a hand in his face.

"Oh, sorry. Listen mate, about the bird, it's-"

Oh no! Oh no, you are not backing out now! I refuse to let you!" Sirius huffed.

"But-" Remus began helplessly.

"No buts!" was the fierce reply.

"Fine," Remus said petulantly.

Sirius, on the other hand, looked as if Christmas had come early and he'd just gotten an especially nice present. "Alright then, first of all, who is she?"

"N-no! I'm not going to tell you!" Remus panicked.

"What? It's not like I'm going to laugh at you or mock your taste! Unless it's my cousin or something," Sirius mused, "Wait, it isn't Bella is it?"

Remus had to laugh, "No, definitely not."

"Okay. Then who is it?"

"None of your business," Remus turned away to face the cold, grey, castle wall.

"Oh, Moony, I'm going to have to know who it is eventually! especially when you two start dating!"

I'll- I'll tell you later, okay?" He turned to face his friend and smiled weakly, " Is that okay?"

Sirius let out a sigh, "fine, be that way,"

Remus sank onto his bed, relieved.

"First, we have to device a plan for talking to her alone. Do I at least get to know what house she's in?"

"Gryffindor," Remus mumbled.

"Great, okay, now we have to find out what her schedule is, you can meet up with her in between classes and make it look incidental, and-" Sirius stopped abruptly. "Remus are you even listening to me?"

"Look, I already know her pretty well, I can talk to her when ever I want," Remus told Sirius.

"Wait, what? And why don't you?"

"But I do!' Remus replied helplessly.

Sirius looked annoyed, "So, if you talk to her so often and know her so well, how come she's not head-over-heels in love with you? It's impossible for anyone who gets to know you like that not to fall in love with you!" He paused to consider.

"Wait! Does she have a boyfriend already? It's not ginger-top is it? Oh Remus, the scandal!" Sirius's eyes lit up.

"No Padfoot, it is not Lily, and she doesn't have a boyfriend, I just haven't got the er- guts to tell her that I like her yet."

"Moony, have you ever kissed anyone before?" Sirius asked slowly.

Remus's head shot up, "Huh?"

"I didn't think so…okay, well that's another thing we need to…" Sirius said as if talking to himself, "Moony, you know that, at some point, you are in fact, going to have to kiss her. You don't want to make a bad impression now do you?"

"Erm…" Remus said intelligently.

"I'll take that as a 'yes, please help me Sirius'" he said satified.

Amazing how many words Sirius could interpret a simple 'erm' to mean, Remus thought.

'Well seeing as I have gotten the most action out of almost everyone in the entire school, I think that-yes, this will have to do, I think that I shall teach you." He looked at Remus benignly.

Remus was flabbergasted, "Wha-wha- what?"

"Don't worry, I won't laugh at you!"

Before Remus could figure out exactly what had just happened, Sirius was on the bed next to him.

"Okay, ready?" Without waiting for an answer Sirius continued, "Just followed my lead and don't slobber, girls don't like it much," He winked.

Seeing his friend's trepidation he added, "C'mon Moony! It's nothing to get freaked out about! There's nothing wrong with a friend helping out another friend. It's not like kissing me will make you gay! Honestly, Moony, I don't know why you're so worked up, you attempt to kiss me often enough when you're drunk!"

"I WHAT?" Remus panicked.

"Oh, I forgot, it was supposed to be a secret," Sirius said apologetically, "When you're drunk you kiss almost anyone; it's so funny watching you that we weren't going to say anything. Now you'll never drink again."

"Padfoot!" Remus growled.

"Sorry! I'm sorry! Let's just get on with the lesson, eh?" Sirius held up his hands defensively.

All at once, Remus felt his best friend's soft lips doing things he'd dreamed about for months. He made a small noise of surprise, but sunk into the kiss, subconsciously wrapping his arms around Sirius's neck as he felt Sirius run his hands down his back. It felt so natural; Remus was nestled into Sirius's body as if he had been there for his entire life. A voice in the back of his head was whispering that he was kissing his best friend, his best guy friend…who was a boy; that was not was his first kiss was supposed to be. But he shut it out, deepening the kiss.

Sirius let out a whine eliciting a wolfish growl from Remus, he felt his cock harden and throb. Sirius pushed him down on the bed and began a trail of kisses down his jawbone. With a start, Remus felt something that was definitely not a wand grind into his thigh. He let out a (slightly smothered) yelp as he gained full realization of the situation and pulled away flushed.

Sirius blinked and jumped up. He attempted to act casually, but Remus couldn't help but notice the slight bulge in Sirius's pants.

"Erm…That was good, you're a fast learner," Sirius said, a blush creeping up his neck.

"Yah," Remus said, not looking at him. "He knows I'm gay! What am I going to do? He knows I fancy him! Gah!" his inner voice shouted at him. He buried his face in his pillow.

"Remus?" Sirius asked timidly.

"mmhghsjdfalkm" Remus muttered into his pillow.

"You're not- you know- mad at me or anything? Because I, you know-"

"Jumped me?" Remus cut in, rolling onto his back.

"Well yah," Sirius agreed, looking sheepish.

Remus sighed. It's not like he could stay mad at Sirius for anything anyway, even that time he'd accidentally shrunken Remus the night before the full moon and he'd become a mini-werewolf.

"No. It's okay."

"Good," Sirius let out a sigh of relief.