Chapter 4

Wake up

Disclaimer: My friend has a big thing for Hook! As you can tell from this chapter and the following one. Actually you can probably tell with all these chapters.

Rachel tossed and turned in the bed…. Wait a minute….bed. What the hell happened to the hole? Finally realizing that she did not feel twigs and leaves rustling against her she sprang up out of bed onto her feel. She was back in Hooks room and in the darkest corner of the room was the same pair of very dark piercing eyes that she had seen when she was in there just a few hours later. "Hello there." Hook whispered in a low grumbling but strangely remedial voice. "Holy crap!" Rachel screamed. "Don't do that whole hiding in the dark corner thing Mr. Hide IN The Dark Corner! How do you know I don't have a heart condition? I could have fallen down dead and it would have been your blunder! Don't you have any consideration for other people?"

"Quiet!" Hook snapped in a low snarl.

"Okay." Rachel said while crossing her arms. "I'm gonna shut up, but not because you told me to, but just because I want to." Hook then stood up and walked towards the bed. "Where's your friend?" Hook said stopping at the foot of the bed. "Who?" Rachel said looking away.

"Ah I see. Got into a little squabble now did we?" Hook walked around the bed and sat down right next to Rachel. "Yeah but it's not my—woah! Woah! Whoa! Value the individual space! You don't cross into my bubble and I won't-"

"What?" Hook said interrupting Rachel and moving in even closer. "Cross into mine? I was in suspense that you would." Rachel glared at him and said in an equally low voice that Hook had displayed, "No. If you do not back up I will be forced castrate you." Hook did not get angry to Rachel's surprise. As a matter of fact, he seemed to be entertained with the way Rachel handled that circumstances.

Rachel let out a big groan and said while crawling off the bed. "Look why don't you just kill me, and get it over with because I am sick and tired of your little mind games. I was supposed to have fun here, and the only thing that has happened so far was having your firearm pointed at my face, and me getting shot in the arm with an arrow." Rachel then looked at her arm. It was cover with fresh bandages. "Did you do this?" Rachel asked inquisitively.

"Smee." Hook said while looking the other way. Then, out of the blue, in strolled (or should I say waddled), Mr. Smee with two cups in his hand. "Here are the drinks you wanted Captain."

"Leave!" Hook said in a menacing, short voice. "Yes Captain and might I just say you did a magnificent job with the bandaging." Smee left. Rachel then smiled and strolled over to Hook and said tauntingly while pointing at her arm. "You did this to me?" Hook turned away.

"You want to know what I think?" Rachel asked "No." Hook answered quickly

"I think there is some good in you and you just need- "Rachel didn't finish her statement thought. Hook sprang up and took Rachel by the neck and pushed her against the wall. "Don't you ever use that word to describe or compare things to me. Do you understand me!" Hook yelled.

"I think I am beginning to." Rachel said still with a smile on her face. Hook released her but didn't back away. Their faces where inches apart. Their breathing was in unison. "Remember what I said about that whole bubble thing?" Rachel asked in a shallow voice.

"I do." Hook answered.

"Screw it!" Rachel said. Hook grabbed Rachel by the neck and laid a long passionate but PG-13 kiss on her. It wasn't for a long time but to Rachel it was a time without end. "Captain?" Smee ran into the room and immediately turned away in discomfiture. "What is it?" Rachel and Hook yelled at the same time. "We have captured Tiger Lilly!" Smee answered with merriment. Hook turned Rachel loose and left her in the room. Moments later Hook came back in only to say, "Don't even think about trying to escape." Hook said, and before Rachel could even act in response, he slammed the door shut. "Bastard." Rachel said with an upset look on her face. "That's it, I'm through with pirates." Rachel sat in the room and suddenly felt so baffled and deserted. Baffeled, because she just had a full on make out session with Hook and deserted because she had no one. She had no idea where Sarah was and kept thinking if she was okay. Was she injured? Killed? Was she concerned about Rachel?

"I am so ready to disappear from this place." Rachel said while walking over to the bed and plopped down. "Hey!" A voice said from the window. Rachel's head shot up to see none other than... Vicki. "What the hell are you doing here?" Rachel screamed.

"Well," She began. "I was banging on your door for the past half hour..." Rachel smacked her temple. "Oh yeah that's right you we were coming over to pick up you movies." Rachel said.

"Yeah well, you didn't answer the door, so I took it upon myself to break into your house to see what was keeping you." Vicki said.

"Hold on! Could you repeat that? You broke into my house?" Rachel asked stunned.

"Focus." Vicki said sternly. "Anyways I went to your room and say that Satan light..."

"Fairy! It's a fairy!" Rachel yelled.

Vicki then flew into the room and smacked Rachel across the face. "What did I say about focusing!"

"Alright!" Rachel shrieked while massaging her face. "I sure do hope this story picks up because so far I'm not likin' it." Rachel said under her breath.

"Well," Vicki began for the second time. "I went in you room and found the fairy and…. She was piiiiiiiised. She told me that you had thrown a book at her and Rachel.."

"Sarah." Rachel interrupted.

"What?" Vicki asked confused. "We are calling her Sarah in this story because it would be too confusing with two Rachel's." Rachel added.

"Alright, so I told her that is she would take him here I would set her free." Vicki finished. "How did you understand what Tinker bell was saying?" Rachel asked. "Easy," Vicki began "All I spent two weeks at the Talk Like a Fairy Academy."

"What?" Rachel asked.

"Just go along with it okay?" Vicki asked with an exasperated look on her face.

"So, where is she now?" Rachel asked "I don't know. Why would I keep tabs on a fairy? Where's…Sarah?" Vicki asked. Rachel was about to answer but Vicki interrupted and by asking another very personal question. "What are you doing in Hooks bedroom? Were you…did you… you slut!"

"I aint no hoe!" Rachel yelled. Vicki rolled her eyes and said, "Look, whatever you did, it doesn't matter, just tell me where Rachel is!"

"I don't know." Rachel answered. 'And you have a lot of nerve accusing me of…hoe-ery when you did that whole thing with Will." Vicki's eyes widened. "I thought you were sleep walking." Rachel then smiled evilly and said "I lied."

"Look, that doesn't matter!" Vicki yelled with a red face. "What we need to do is worry about two things! One, how the hell we are going to get you out of here and two, where we are going to find Sarah." They thought for a moment and Rachel said "I got it!" Why don't we just sneak out! They are occupied with Tiger Lilly so all we have to do is sneak past then and…"

"Why can you just fly out?" Vicki asked

"Because I am too miserable to have any happy thoughts. I mean I got shot in the arm, Sarah and I got in a verbal brawl and Hook just kisse--"

"I knew it you slut!" Vicki yelled in triumph and shock.

"SHUT UP!" Rachel yelled. "Let's just freaking find Sarah!"

Rachel and Vicki, at a snail's pace, opened Hooks' door and peered out. They were flabbergasted; no one was guarding the door. All the pirated had gone to where Hook and Tiger Lilly were. They didn't want to miss a thing that Hook was going to do to her.

"Hook really needs to fire his people." "Maybe they're temps," Vicki added. Rachel starred at Vicki. "I highly doubt that they have 'temps' in Neverland." Rachel

"You don't know that." Vicki said more or less, insulted. "They could have a whole union….alright maybe not."

Rachel then proceeded to quickly but quietly walk out the door. Vicki on the other hand casually walked out of the room looking around. "Ohhh this look a lot like the Pearl accept the sails are all in one piece." Vicki said in a normal voice.

"Shhh!" You're going to get us killed. Rachel said in a whisper. "Alright!" Vicki said in a slow roar. "Man you can be annoying when you're all 007." Vicki finished.

"Shhhh! be quiet!" Rachel said again. They moved very 'James Bond' like to the row boats. "Where so you think you're going?" Smee asked. Rachel and Vicki froze. It took them a few seconds to realize that Smee was talking to Tiger Lilly who was trying her best to escape from his grasp. Vicki and Rachel exhaled softly and continued to get into the rowboat. "Waite a tick." Rachel said. "How are we going to be in the boat and lower in at the same time?" They thought for a while when suddenly two pirates walked by. Rachel immediately duck as low as she could into the rowboat while Vicki did something that to this day, I think, still baffles Rachel. "Excuse me? Could you help us?" Vicki asked to two pirates.

Rachel was waiting for the pirates to kill Vicki. Instead they conversed for a few moment and they hastily proceeded to help her. "Thank…you." Rachel said confused. When they were lowered into the water, Rachel was quiet for a moment and then said "How the frock did you get those pirates to help you?"

"Simple." Vicki said in between rows. "I…told them….that….we were…. Prostitutes and….we were about….to go to……our…..prostitute lair….to bring back some….more prostates…to rejoice the….capture of….Tiger Lilly." Rachel looked at Vicki in amazement. "How did you know that, that was going to work?" Rachel asked.

"I didn't."