Chapter 9

The Villiage

Disclaimer: I own zilch but myself and Rachel. Alright I have divided all of the Johnny's and here is who we each have WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! MUAHAHAHAHA. No arguments! I mean it! If you come to me tomorrow and you say that my decisions were wrong, I'm gonna hit you (lightly) upside the head (I don't wanna hurt you)!

Glen Lantz: I should have him because well… I HAD HIM FIRST!

Jack: You can have him because he walks around naked in that one. (This is me being generous

Private Gator Lerner: You can have him because I hate war movies.

Officer Tom Hanson: I'll have him. I love cops!

Wade Cry Baby Walker: I WANT HIM SO I HAVE HIM!

Edward Scissorhands: YOU! I DON'T DO THE KNIFE THING

Axel Blackmar: I want him! He's a rebel and I love rebels.

Sam: I think you'd like the silent Johnny!

Gilbert Grape: You can have him. I hate red hair

Ed Wood: You can have the freaky cross dresser.

Don Juan: I CALL DIBS MAN. I SWEAR TO GOD RACHEL IF YOU SAY ANYTHING (shaky fist)

William Bill Blake: You seem more spiritual than I.

Nick of Time: I love the nerdy Johnny.

Donnie Brasco: Sorry Rachel I love my Johnny cops.

Raphael: You can take the snuff Johnny.

Raoul Duke: You take bald, drug addicted Johnny!

Dean Corso: You

Spencer Armacost: You

Icabod Crane: Me

Cesar: You

Roux: You

George Jung: You

Abberline: ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

Jack: Sigh lets just not start this okay?

Sands: You

Mort: You

Barrie: ME

Rochester: ME

Willy Wonka: Ummmm? I don't know. YOU?

Victor Van Dort: You.

That's it not turning back. And now back to the story.

"How many do you want?" that was the sound Hook woke up to. At first he didn't understand what Sarah was talking about. "I said how many do you want?"

"What in blazes are you talking about?" Hook growled and he put his pillow over his head.

"She wants to know how many pieces of bacon you want." Rachel said as she ate her already prepared breakfast. Hooks head shot up. "What are you talking about?" Hook asked with a queer on his face.

Sarah sighed and said, "It's not that hard Hookster. It is breakfast time, this is breakfast! Well actually it is a blend of breakfast lunch and dinner you see, breakfast is the bacon, lunch is the chicken sandwiches and dinnerish mean would be the green and the corn on the cob. Might I just say that your cook is a real bitch? I mean I tell him that I'm hungry and I haven't eaten in a day and he gets a bitch as attitude, and calls me a wench and kicked me out.

Rachel then said with a serious look on her face. "Yeah but did you really have to bash him in the head with the meat tenderizer?"

"You're damn right I had to! My honor and integrity was a stake!"

"No it wasn't"

Pause

"Alright maybe it wasn't, but that bastard deserved it."

Hook sat up yawned. "So where is he now?"

Rachel and Sarah look at each other and smiled.

"Do you want three strips because that's what I gave you?"

Hook stood up and snatched the plate from Sarah and sat at his table next to Sarah.

"And to think, some people just say thank you but what can I expect from a cut throat from you."

Hook looked up and glared at Sarah and Sarah and said, "Thank you for the compliment." Rachel stared at Hook and Sarah and said the Sarah , "Close enough."

Sarah got her plate and sat at the table with Hook and Rachel. They ate in silence. Not because they were uncomfortable, just because the food was sooo good and they were sooo hungry.

When Hook and Rachel were finished, Sarah was still eating so Rachel got up and pick up hers and Hooks dish but Sarah grabbed Rachel's arm and said, "No it's okay he had it." Sarah gestured with her eyes to Hook. Hook shot Sarah a 'yeah right' look.

"No I do not." Hook said with a slight smile on his face.

"Yes you do. I cooked this meal so you should get the dishes."

"No, You cook, this is my ship, so she should so the dished understand?" Hook got up and pointed his hook in Sarahs face.

"I know one thing you better get that damn hook out of my face before I beat the shit out of you!"

Hook then befan to laugh histerically.

'Why does that should so shocking? If my memory serves me correct, I got you pretty good!" Sara then imitated herself getting hit in the face as she did to Hook when he called her a savage.

Hook immediately stopped laughing and came from behind the desk and got in Sarahs face. "That was just a fluke darling. Make no mstake about that!" Hook then, again, raised his Hook to Sarah's face.

"I said get that shit out of my face."

" I think we all just need to calm down!" Rachel said trying, again, to fix the situation.

"Shut up!" Sarah and Hook yelled at Rachel. Rachel then starred wide eyed at Sarah and Hook

"Well, screw you to!" Rachel yelled while sitting back down.

"Pick up those goddamned dishes!" Sarah yelled as she pushed with all her might at Hook.

"Shut your--" Hook didn't finish though. Instead he got smacked right across the face with a steak.

The look on Hooks face was priceless. "Correct me if I'm wrong but did you just just smack me in the face with a….peice of meat."

"You're damn right I did!"

Rachel was outside and all she heard was…

Sarah: Pick up the damn dished

CRASH!

Hook: Go to hell ya harlet!

BOOM!

Sarah: You son of a bitch.

BANG! CRASH! POW!

Hook: I'm not picking up those damn dishes and if you—

Sarah: Fuck you!

Hook: Don't speak to me like—

Sarah: Fuck you

Hook; Fuck you

Sarah: Fuck me?

Hook: Fuck you!

BANG! BOOM! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Suddely there was silence, and that was when Rachel started getting scared.

RACHEL THINKING: Aww shit. The killed each other.

She was about to go the the door when suddenly the door opened and Sarah and Hook came out. Sarah hair was a mess and her left sleeve was cut and she was bleeding.

Hook's chest was bare and over his shoulder was (what seemed to be) his now torn and tattred shirt.

Rachel's mouth was wide open, as were her eyes. Not because of way they looked but what was in Hooks hand, the dishes. Hook walked to the side of the ship and tossed the plated overboard.

"How then hell did you do that?" Rachel asked in shock.

Sarah was out of breath and said "We….happened upon….an agreement."

Rachel didn't want to know what the agreement was. She was just happy that they weren't dead.

"What is blazes is he doing up there!" Hook was referring to his cook that was hanging from the sails.

"Well," Rachel began. "Remember that little incident Sarah and I told you about? You know, about the rude cook."

"Yeah." Hook said with a grumble.

"Well, he's the rude cook." Sarah said while pointing viciously at the man.

"Get him down!" Hook snapped.

"Alright, alright!" Sarah said. She walked up Hook and help out her hand and said impatiently, "sword please."

"What for?" Hook said wile taking a step back and clutching his sword that was on his waist.

"well how the hell else am I going to get him down?"

Hook heaved a sigh and handed Sarah his sword. Sarah caves him a fake smile and proceeded to walked back to where the cook was. With one swift chop, she cut a rope that was tied to the sail support and watched the cook plummet to the ground and with a great thud, there he laid motionless.

"Is he dead?" Rachel asked while slowly walking towards the body.

"Maybe." Sarah said while strutting back to Hook and putting the sword back in his waist strap. "Thanks."

Hook stood frozen in shock. He then walked towards Rachel and pulled her close so only they could hear. "Are you sure that one is sound." Hook asked while pointing to his head.

"I'm not sure, but that's why I like her." Rachel said with a smile on her face.

Hook then gently pushed Rachel away and said, "Yeah I think I'm starting to, to."

Rachel drew even further back and said with her hands on her hips. "And just what the hell is that suppose to mean?" Hook looked at Rachel confused. "What are you talking about girl?"

"Are you saying you're attracted to her? Is that what you're saying you two timing bastard!"

"Maybe I should be asking Sarah if you are the one who is sound! I merely said that I am beginning to like her personality is all and you just--…" Hook then starred at Rachel with an enormous grin on his face. "You're jealous?"

Rachel shot Hook an evil look and said while walking to the front of the ship. "Honey please, Jack a whole lot better than you anyway."

The smile was quickly whipped off of Hook face and was replaced with, confusion and anger.

"Who in blazes is JACK!"

Rachel picked up the last word that Hook had said. "Oh my God you know Jack! Where did you meet?"

"WHO THE HELL IS JACK!" Hook screamed while following Rachel to the front of the ship leaving Sarah with a comical grin on her face.

"Something tell me that you don't know who Jack is." Sarah said as she followed Hook.

Hook took a beat as he neared. He was contemplating on how he should begin his clarification to Rachel who was now leaning against the banister of the ship looking out into the now purple sky. "I presently want you to be alert that I have no attraction to your friend whatsoever.

"And why not!" Sarah said from behind Hook. Hook turned to see Sarah standing with her hands on her his and a soft smile on her face. "I mean I am very sexy. As a matter of fact, I'm DEAD sexy! Aren't I Rachel?" Sarah followed up with a silly booty shaking jig.

"Oh yeah Sarah." Rachel said trying to hide her laugh. "You're a sexy beast."

There was a sudden pause, Hook was standing in-between Rachel and Sarah. Sarah then began to sing. "Love can touch just one time and last for a lifetime"

Rachel then joined in. "And never let go till we're gone"

"Love was when I loved you

one true time

I'd hold you

in my life we'll always go on

Rachel: Near

Sarah: Wherever you are

Rachel: I believe that the heart does go on

Rachel and Sarah then held hands and spun around in a Jack and Rose from Titanic sort of way.

Hook was about to say something but instead he smiled lightly and walked away. Rachel and Sarah were acting like such fools, that they weren't paying Hook no mind. After another three minutes of dancing and spinning, Rachel and Sarah collapsed on the floor laughing.

"Rachel?"

"Yeah."

"I think I'm having fun now!"

"Yeah, me too."

"It's kind of weird isn't it?" Sarah asked wile sitting up.

"What?" Rachel said with tears in her eyes.

"I am having the time of my life, here, with Hook and I am pissed at Peter. I'm millions of miles away from my family and I'm not scared. I have no idea where Vicki is and I am still able to laugh."

Rachel then stood up, brushed herself off and with a slightly serious look on her face asked, "Where is Vicki?"