CHAPTER 13

LAST ONE

Disclaimer: Alright so I know that you guys are being overwhelmed with this flashback well guess what? da da da da this is the last flash back chapter and we will pick up with Rachel and Hook.

"How's the food?" Vicki asked Sarah and Detris.

Detris smiled and nodded but not Sarah. She was far too hungry to be included in that conversation. They were in the corner of the bar. The fighting and yelling that was going on in the bar was not interfering with their eating at all for two reasons. One, they were so hungry that they didn't care about the noise. Two, they were with Paddy and knew that they would not be disturbed while they were under the protection of Perdu Beleza's 'mayor'.

"Sarah?"

"What?" Sarah said with a mouthful of food. "Oh yeah the food is great. What is it?"

Paddy took a swig of his drink and let out a great belch. The entire room fell silent and then every burst into laughter "It's a Perdu Belezza specialty it's--"

Sarah then raised her hand and said, "Never mind don't tell me."

"Why?" Vicki asked confused.

"Every time people start eating something that tastes really good and ask what it is, they find out that it is like bull testicles or something like that. So I'd much rather eat this and not know."

"Suit yerself." Paddy said as he gulped down the rest of his drink and letting out yet another one of his belches.

"Well…I starting to get pretty tired." Vicki said while yawning. "What do you say we turn in and get some rest?"

"Yeah, that's not a bad idea." Detris said while stretching his arms out and scratching his head.

"Well thanks to me." Vicki began. "We now have a place to rest so why don't we head on up."

"But didn't you say that you only got one room?" Detris asked.

Vicki then smiled and stepped outside.

"Where is she goin'?" Paddy asked while rising from the table.

Sara cracked a small smile and said, "If I know Vicki, we're getting another room."

Vicki re-entered with not one but two bricks in her hand.

"Make that another two rooms."

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They were not upstairs and were standing in between two doors.

"Alright, here's how its gonna go," Vicki began. "Paddy you get a room…"

"Hey! Why does he get is own room?" Detris asked.

"Okay, if you want it to be fair, YOU can sleep in the single bed with him." Detris then looked at the now drunk Paddy. It seemed as if, the longer you looked at hi, the more revolting he looked.

"Now that you mention it, I think it would be best if he got is own room." Detris said while covering his mouth in disgust.

"Well then tha' settles it donit?" Paddy said. I was becoming harder and harder to understand what it was he was saying.

"And since you're such a baby, and a guy…. You get your own room too." Vicki said while handing Detris they key.

"Oh no ma'am." Detris began while cracking a warm smile. "You got us the rooms, I insist you get your own room."

Vicki's mouth dropped as Sarah's eyes widened.

"What?" Detris asked with a confused expression.

"I get my own room? These rooms only have one bed." Vicki said.

"Yes and you only have one body so you get your own room and we'll….oh" Detris finally realized why Vicki and Sarah looked so shocked. They thought that Detris was insinuating that he and Sarah sleep in the same bed.

Detris smile embarrassed and took the key from Vicki's hand. "Good night." HE said lightly while walking into the room. His was trying his hardest not to look at a now giggling Sarah.

"Good night." Vicki and Sarah said simultaneously.

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"Wake up you freak, you're snoring again!" Vicki said while kicking Sarah in the leg.

"What? Why? I don't know! Get that off me!" Sarah yelled as she woke up from a dream.

Vicki then said while looking at her watch. "It's time for you to get up."

"What time is it?" Sarah said while pulling the covers over her head.

"It's time for you to get the hell out of bed!" And with one quick kick Sarah was now on the floor.

"Ow! What the hell Vicki!" Sarah yelled as she sprang to her feet while rubbing her head.

"Ya should have gotten up when I told you to!" Vicki defended.

"Where's everybody else?" Sarah asked

"Right behind you." Sarah turned around to see Detris and Paddy sitting at a small round table drinking.

"Okay…weird." Sarah said under her breath while scratching her head. "Where can a girl get a cup of coffee?"

Detris then quickly got on his feet and handed Sarah her cup. "Here you go!" Detris said. Apparently he didn't know that Sarah was not a day person because Sarah just took the cup and grumbled.

"So, what's on today's agenda?" Sarah said going to mirror fixing her hair in a nearby mirror.

"Well," Vicki began "You are going to continue with Detris and I'm going to continue with my treasu—I mean turtle…yeah that's right that turtle that dumped me here."

It was too late; the damage had already been done. "Treasure?" Paddy asked while rising to his feet.

"I meant to say turtle!" Vicki said in a short voice. "Now come on and get ready, you have to be on your way." With that being said Vicki rushed out of the room.

"Did she really say turtle?" Paddy asked with a dumbfounded expression on his face.

"Oh course she didn't!" Sarah said with a 'duh' expression.

"Then she's lying!" Paddy hollered.

"DING DING DING! WE HAVE A WINNER HERE!" Sarah yelled.

Then, Vicki came back into the room looking pissed as ever. "I would appreciate it if you would not talk about me behind my back!"

"Well, why did ya lie to us?" Paddy hollered.

"Calm down! If it means that much to you, you can tag along with me." Vicki said as she threw her arms up in defeat.

"Not me!" Sarah said suddenly. I just wanna find the Jolly Roger and meet up with Rachel!"

"Did you say, Jolly Roger?" Paddy froze. "You have been on the Jolly Roger?"

"Yeah, we both have Sarah said gesturing to Vicki.

"Briefly." Vicki added.

"You BOTH were on the Jolly Roger and you are still alive." Paddy asked.

"Briefly and yes as you can see, we are still alive." Vicki said sarcastically.

"Uh, longer than briefly. Oh and I am also still alive. At least to my knowledge." Sarah added.

Paddy sat back down still in disbelief that these two women saw and spoke to captain James Hook and was still alive to tell the tale.

"Why, did he let you escape?" Paddy asked.

"Let? Honey I wish that son of a batch of cookies would let me do anything." Sarah said while placing her hands on her hips.

"I don't believe you! An ignorant child such as yerself cannot match the whit and craftiness of Captain James Hook." Paddy said with a light chuckle.

"Wow! If I didn't know any better I'd say he was…gay. Talkin about Hook like that." Vicki whispered to Sarah with a suspicious smile on her face. Sarah let out a short giggle and sighed.

"Alright," She began while stretching. "How's about this, I'll go on my own to find the Jolly Roger and you all can go look for your treasure."

"Sounds good ta me!" Paddy said smacking his hands together.

"Well not me!" Vicki said. "Look if you don't want to come with me, at least let us guide you out of Perdu Beleeza."

"She doesn't need a guide fer tha'" Paddy complained. "All she had to do is keep walking straight till she hits water and then keep swimming till she bumps into a ship. As a matter of fact, I'll give you me row boat so ya don't have ta swim."

"Oh well thank you so much you are so generous!" Vicki said oozing with sarcasm. "But I am going with her and I have the map so I guess you have the short end of the stick."

SARAH THINKING: That probably wasn't a good thing to say.

"I don't think that was a good thing to say." Sarah said expressing her thoughts.

"I'm not afraid of him, what is he going to do, shoot all three of us and take the treasure for himself?"

SARAH THINKING: That DEFFINATLY wasn't a good thing to say.

"That DEFFINATLY wasn't a good thing to say." Sarah yelled. IT was too late Vicki and Sarah turned around to see that, in one hand, Paddy's old rust buy still sharp sword was unsheathed and pointing at all three of them and in the other his equally dingy looking, "Jack Sparrow's Pistolesque" riffle in the other. "Not a bad idea." Paddy grinned.

SARAH THINKING: You think you know a guy and suddenly he had a sword and gun pointed at you.

"Look, I was just foolin' with what I said before." Vicki said with a nervous chuckle.

"Somethin' tells me that yer lyin' and even if you weren't, I still would be doin' this." Paddy said with a smile.

"And you my little trouble maker," Paddy began.

"What the hell did I do?" Sarah asked.

"Uh, Sarah? I don't think it's a good idea to disagree with him right now." Vicki said while nudging Sarah.

"No, he thinks he can just talk to me like that just because he's a guy, a thief, really big, with a sword, and a gun, I'm shutting up right now." Sarah said looking away from a down chuckling Paddy.

"Finally, she understands what is goin on." Paddy said between laughs. "So 'eres what I'm thinking, why don't you hand me that map and I wont kill ya?"

"That sounds reasonable to me, but there's one problem." Vicki said. "Uh, there is no map."

"What!" Sarah, Detris AND Paddy yelled.

FLASKBACK ENDS

"What?" Hook hollered.

"Can I finish the damn story!" Sarah hollered.

FLASKBACK BEGINS

"Yeah. A guy told me where it was and I was just going to go and get it." Vicki said with a small scared on her face.

Paddy was furious but that fury returned to calmness when he said, "I guess you're our map."

Vicki then smiled and said. "Yeah….about that…." Suddenly, she picked up the hot cup of coffee and threw it on Paddy face. Paddy shrieked in agony. Without having to say anything, Vicki, Sarah and Detris began to run out of the room, down the stairs, and out the pub. Their pace was going only one speed, FAST, when the heard a shot fire and the speed changed form fast to DAMN FAST. "Get back 'ere you lousy son of a," BANG another shot fired from Paddy's pistol.

They were not that far from the docks. When Sarah looked back and saw that Detris was no longer with them." Where is Detris?" Sarah yelled.

"I DON'T CARE!" Vicki yelled.

Sarah was the first to leap into the water. They were expecting to hear two splashes but instead she heard, "Get the hell off me! Sarah catch! Get the hell out of here. Swim and don't look back!" She then felt something hit her head. It was a little wooden box. She stuffed the box securely into her bra.

In between strokes she heard Vicki holler. "There is a map! Sing"

Sarah must have been swimming for about ten minutes after the adrenalin began to wear off and she started to get tired. She felt a cramp coming on so she dog slowly swam to a nearby rock and tried down on it.

It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened next. The 'rock' began to move. It was none other than the giant turtle. Sarah couldn't have been happier she let out a sigh of relief. She wasn't even that cared when she entered the cave. She knew that all she had to do was not make a sound and she should be fine. She was too tired to move anyways. When she exited the cave the turtle came to gentle stop.

She looked up to see nothing but blue. "Oh god I don't think I'm up to this. Hey!" Sarah hollered at the turtle. "Could you do me a favor, could you take me to some land?" there was a part of her that was kidding but believe it or not the turtle began to move. "Why the hell not? It's Neverland?" Sarah said to herself. She lied back down and let out a great yawn. "All of this running and fighting for you life is really draining."

She then remembered. "What the hell was that Vicki threw at me?" She went into her bra and pulled out the small box. There was no top to take off. No lock or key so she decided to bang it on the turtle's shell. "Oh I'm sorry!" Sarah squealed. "I keep forgetting that you are a turtle." She then gave up and was about to throw it onto the water when she remembered what Vicki yelled, "There is a map. Sing." Sarah scratched her head and thought. "I wonder." She then began to hum. Children Will Listen from Into The Woods. Miraculously the box began to shake and the box began to disappear to reveal a folded up piece of paper. She unfolded the piece of paper and starred inn shock. I was a map, a treasure map, but the moment she stopped singing. The map automatically folded and the box reappeared. Seconds later the map disappeared.

"What the hell?" Sarah said.

"Oh I get it!" She said moments later. She then proceeded to sing. On my Own from Les Misérables the exact same thing happened. The box faded the reveal the folded paper but the moment she stopped the box would reappear and the map would disappear. She did this about five times when the turtle came to a sudden stop. She looked up to see a familiar ship, the Jolly Roger.