I do not own anything except Katrina and Dash and this strange idea that turned into a fanfic! Sega owns Sonic and co. Do not sue...Thankyou! Oh yeah and everyone is around 15 regardless of their true age except Tails who is 13. Enjoy!

Chapter 1- Hungry...

One day Sonic was really hungry. He wanted something to eat but he didn't know what.(AN: Don't you just hate that?) He'd looked in the cupboards and had checked the fridge about six times! He couldn't even ask Tails what he should eat because he was home...alone... He went into the cupboard again and checked the biscuit tin. There were only those tasteless plain ones left. He took the last two out anyway and put them on the bench. While he was wondering how to make them digestable, Shadow came through the door in a strangely, bright, happy mood.

"Geeze Sonic! You must be hungry if your eating that crap!" Shadow said as he put a very sharpknife back into it's holder on the bench.

"Uh, Shadow..." Sonic said putting two and two together.

"Hmm?" Shadow asked innocently.

"Who've you killed/ critically injured today?"

Shadow stared at Sonic seriously for a very long time before he cracked a grin and exclaimed, "Don't expect to see Amy for awhile!"

Sonic let this process in his head for awhile before whispering,"Y-you killed Amy?"

"Weeell, no... but she won't be able to walk for a month and a half and she doesn't have nice hair (not that it was that nice in the first place) and everytime she frowns or smiles, she'll enter a world of pain!" he did a cool evil laugh that had obviously taken several years to perfect and turned back to Sonic.

"YOU IDIOT!" He screamed at Shadow, "SHE CAN GET BETTER! Why didn't you just friggin' kill her?"

Shadow walked over to the fridge muttering something about torture being more fun than death and besides, he wanted to schedule Amy's funeral on Sonic's birthday.

"Really? You would do that for me?" As Shadow grabbed the milk Sonic gave him a big hug."Thankyou! It's only two months away!" Sonic exclaimed excitedly like girls do when it's nearly their birthday. Shadow nodded as he poured some milk into a glass that was conveniently already on the bench. "Don't worry, I've been planning this foe eleven years." Shadow said as he stole one of Sonic's biscuits and dipped it in the milk.

"What? Since kindy?" Sonic asked, remembering Kindergarten.

Shadow was playing with pink playdough. He'd made an exact miniature replica of Amy. "Aww," the Teacher had said, "how sweet!" Shadow, ignoring the teacher, took one of those plastic knives and stabbed it where it's heart would be. "Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhh!" Amy screamed as Shadow laughed.

Sonic smiled as returned to the present."Voodoo. That was weird." he commented.

"Yeah I know, but I won't say anymore. Birthday surprise!" Shadow replied as he took a bite from the cookie.

"Ahah! Thats how you make them digestable!" He turned to the cupboard but remembered that there weren't any left. "I'm going down town." he announced.

"Why?" Shadow asked.

"For FOOD! There's absolutely nothing around here to eat!"

"I'm coming too then. I want a say in what I'll be eating for the next fortnight!" Shadow said as he picked up the bankcard that everyone who lived there shared (Sonic, Shadow, Tails, Knuckles, Rogue, Amy, Jet, Dash and Katrina. It was a pretty big house!). They picked up their racing gears and were in front of the nearest general store within thirty seconds. Shadow grabbed one of those really big trolleys.

Hope you liked it!R&R plz! The first reviewer will obtain a very super dooper special, limited edition THANX from me and all other reveiwers will receive their very own Thankyou personalised by me! Til next time friends! Same blonde hair, same fic channel, your host for the evening...ME!

That was reaped from Eminem's, Buisness. I don't own Eminem or his buisness! Lol!