This is the second chapter... duh... I do not own anyone except those two creepy peeps that I told you about last time... Blah, blah blah... Enjoy this chappie!

Thankyou sooooooooooooooooooooo much to Zukinn Chan (Hope I spelt that right!) for being my first reviewer. THANX! Wanna be my new best friend?It WAS Shadow but... You'll find out laaterrr!

Chapter 2- Shopping Fun and Drunks... Ahhh Save Us!

Shadow and Sonic went into the first aisle. "Bread." Shadow stated as he grabbed it. Sonic already had the (nicer) biscuits and milk in the trolley. As they went along, they picked up several more items. Fruit, cereal, chocolate etc.When they got to the cash register, they realised they couldn't take it all home just carrying it in bags.

"Hmmm... Why don't we just push the trolley home, unload it, and bring it back again? It'd take the whole of about two minutes." Sonic suggested.

"You know what? I think I just saw the idea lightbulb above your head when you said that! Creepy... But it is a good idea! Surprisingly..." he quietly muttered the last part to himself. After they'd paid they got their gears ready for take off. "San, ni, ichi...GO!" Sonic shouted because he had trouble counting backwards in English. They took off, both holding the trolley handle.

About halfway home...

"Uh oh..." Sonic muttered.

"What?" Shadow asked. Sonic jumped off of his board and chucked it in the trolley.

"No wind power!" he shouted back. He shouldn't have jumped. "AHHHHHHHH" He screamed. He was hanging on one handedly, his whole body was following the law of physics, he was hanging horizontally! He managed to grab on with his other hand. Shadow, meanwhile was laughing his head off. Suddenly his skates faltered. "Oh, shite!" he yelled as he also flew along horizontally.

"Hey we could make a new craze from this! Everyone will be flying around at high speed horizontally!" Sonic shouted.

"Shut up you moron!" Shadow shouted back.

"Why don't we just let go?" Sonic inquired.

"What? Are you INSANE? We could KILL! ourselves! It has to stop eventually..." he replied slightly uncertain.

They were now heading downhill. "Uh oh..." Shadow began, "CORNER!"

BAM!

Sonic and Shadow let go just as the trolley smashed into a brick wall. The trolley on the other hand went right through and skidded to a halt on a patch of grass which was part of the park.

"Yay! I love the park!" Sonic exclaimed.

"You saw nothin'! Scramble!" Shadow exclaimed back.They grabbed as much as they could carry each and ran home. Sonic also grabbed his board.When they finally did get home, Tails, Knuckles, Jet, Dash and Katrina were home too. "Food!" they all yelled as Sonic and Shadow walked through the door. Everyone except Tails and Katrina made to tackle them but Shadow said, "Back! Stay back you foul empty stomachs!" as he made an electric cloud around his free hand, like his level two attack on the Sonic Riders game. Everyone quickly retreated. Once they put everything away, Sonic took some cookies, poured some milk, dipped the cookie in it and... Someone bashed into him from behind. Sonic dropped the biscuit and spilt most of the milk on himself. He spun around to see Jet was the culprit. He splashed the rest of the milk on Jet. "Geeze Sonic! I'm SORRY!"Jet said rolling his eyes and walking away.

"Breath in, breath out I am CALM!" Sonic muttered as he tried to count to ten in English, gave up and did it in Japanese instead. He wiped the milk off of himself with a teatowel. He was really going to reek in about forty minutes.

2 hours and forty minutes later...

"Eww! You reek Sonic!" Tails pointed out as he entered the kitchen, covering his nose.

"Gee...thanks..." Sonic mumbled miserably. It was now nearly 7pm. Tails opened his mouth to try and cheer Sonic up when Katrina stumbled drunkly into him and almost fell over.

"Thorry..." she slurred. She had grabbed him around the neck with her arm, trying to balance herself, "Did I eva tell you I wuv yoo?" she asked as Dash, Shadow and Jet came into the kitchen.

"Um... no?" Tails replied nervously, picking his words carefully.

"Well I doo!" she smiled, seeming not to be able to focus on him. She wasn't drunk... SHE WAS COMPLETELY WASTED!

"Um..." Tails said again, embarrassed, whilst everyone else was trying not to snigger too loudly. Well he'd definitely cheered Sonic up! Katrina put her head on his shoulder and patted his cheek with her spare hand. "Erm..." he said turning redder. He carefully extracted her from him and sat her on a chair in between Shadow and Jet. She instantly latched onto them both to steady herself. "Who's laughin' now Tails said only half heartedly, already retreating. Shadow unceremoniously chucked Katrina's other arm around Jet aswell before storming after Tails. After about 20 seconds they heard a loud scream.

Meanwhile...

"Why are you overreacting?"Tails asked Shadow frightfully. Shadow was holding Tails by his tails...Haha. Their faces were maybe an inch away. "...well..."Shadow stuttered.

"Oh, so you like her. I suppose you got her drunk so she'd be more open and catch on to you liking her. Don't worry, your secret is safe with me!" Tails replied, trying to stay calm. Shadow dropped Tails on the ground and he did a fake scream as he landed. Shadow smiled, "Thanks" he said and walked down stairs.

Aww how touching. Sorry this is a bit late! I have a busy life. The next couple of chapters might not be as funny but the humor will return! I know this because I am up to chapter 7! Suckers... Nah I don't think people who REVIEW! are suckers. If they review more they can read more! Thanx AGAIN Zukinn Chan! Till next time friends!