A/N: Alright people! I am back, and I am really struggling to come up with RHPS related themes…help me…please…thank you so very much for all your kind reviews! I think now that my complication is good because it kind of adds more spice to the story. But never fear! Because all will be good in the end…reviews please!
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Disclaimer: as you all already know, I do not own HP or RHPS

Chapter Eleven: Over at the Frankenstein Place

To say that Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is a freak-show would be a heavy understatement. The castle walls have seen things that would leave your mouth hanging open in shock until you are seventy two. This place has seen three headed dogs, a snake like man who suffers from megalomaniac tendencies, doors that open if you tickle pears, talking paintings and now, Ronald Weasley. My best friend. Now, a new version of Frankenstein's monster.

I have now twice seen Ron in a sequined corset and platform heels. And, to say that I am disturbed is nothing to how I really feel. I am truly terrified and it let me to think, do I really know my friends? Let me get to the point of my little speech…Ron is still coming onto me. Even though I dumped him, even though I avoid him, I still find him in my common room waiting for me after I get back from classes.

The old Ron is now dead. He has now had his brain swapped and his body has definitely transformed from what it once was. No, he hasn't grown tits or anything, just…what he wears. On Hogsmeade trips he wears at least one item of clothing that includes sparkles. It is to say, quite terrifying.

Another monster in the Hogwarts walls would have to be Draco Malfoy. The object of my lust. It seems that suddenly, I have mentally hit puberty because I have only just noticed how gorgeous Draco Malfoy really is. I find it so sad though, because he is a jerk. He may be beautiful on the outside, but on the inside he would resemble a piece of crap. He is like a siren. He lures you in with his looks, and then kills you. I began to swim the warms waters with him, but I then found that he was pushing me away. And it made me so sad to know that I wasn't wanted.

Monsters roam the walls of Hogwarts. You may not be able to seem them, but they are there.

After the incident in Malfoy's rooms, I suddenly realised what I was getting myself into – thinking about Malfoy that is. I realised, the more I ponder about him, the more my attraction grows for him. It's like a cycle. A dance – a tango. He steps back and I step forward; I step back and he follows me on the dance-floor that we call Hogwarts. And how can I possibly end this dance if I am enjoying it so much?

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Before breakfast, I decided that I needed to talk to somebody who I knew understood me and would listen to me and hear about my miseries and woe's.

"Harry, can I um…can I talk to you? In uh…private? Please?" I said when I saw Harry making his way down to the great hall.

"Yeah, sure" He pulled me into a corridor.

"Are you alright?"

"I want to apologise for what I did. It was wrong; it was wrong of me to snog you like that. I don't know what came over me. And it was wrong of me to stab you and Ron in the back by going and…doing stuff with Malfoy"

All I got in response was a smirk. Harry smirked at me! That's it; the world truly is coming to an end.

"It's right Herms" Harry said after embracing me in a brotherly hug. "What was up with Malfoy anyway?"

"I'm not sure. After you guys left last night I went to go talk to him"

"Now why in Merlin's name would you do that?"

"Oh, I don't know! But, but…"

"Did he hurt you Hermione?"

"No" liar. "he just…he shunned me and told me to stay away from him"

"Hermione, it pains me to say that, but I agree with him. He is dangerous – "

"He's not. He's just misunderstood" Ok, where do I sign up for the insane asylum?

"Uh-huh, and Dumbledore is joining the dark side?"

"Ok, fine. I know"

"It's for your own good. Don't get involved in something that you can't handle. And besides, you're too good for him anyway"

He hugged me again and I couldn't help but giggle at his comment. Maybe I was too good for him? Well…in some ways compared to him I'm basically a novice…

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We had double potions first thing in the morning. First thing! I should seriously have a little chat with the person writing up the timetables because seriously, they must be more insane then good old Voldie himself.

We were making our way down to dungeons when we were so rudely interrupted to the wooden trio; Malfoy and co.

"Well, well, well. What do we have here…" he began while circling us.

"back off Malfoy, your presence is not wanted"

"That wasn't the case last night"

Harry suddenly walked forward and drew out his wand.

"Malfoy, I swear, you lay a finger on her and"

"And what?" Malfoy began, "You will send the Gryffindors on me?"

Crabbe and Goyle somehow found this hysterical.

"Harry, he's not worth it" I said tugging on his sleave.

"You're right" We started to walk off when I felt someone pull me backwards.

I turned around to be looking into a pair of steel, grey eyes.

"What happened to stay away from me Malfoy?"

"I'm a very jealous man, Hermione, and I don't like to see beautiful women with boys" he said glancing over to Harry.

"As far as I'm concerned, you're the only, boy, here" I retorted looking down to his nether regions. He blushed a deep scarlet and pushed me away.

"You'll pay for that mudblood"

"With what? Honestly Malfoy! What can you possibly to threaten me?"

"I can take what you're afraid of losing"

I just turned around and started walking off.

"And when it's taken you'll be so happy that it's gone and you'll be begging for more every night!" he called to me down the hallway.

Potions was a disaster in itself. Severus/Snivellus/Syphilous (as far as I'm concerned…) was in a particularly kind mood today so he decided not only to take away 150 points from Gryffindor, but also to give me detention. With Malfoy. Yipideedoo. Yipidee-fucking-doo. Why, might you ask? Well, that's what I ask myself, because, I didn't to anything wrong.

After Syphilous decided that Malfoy and I would be sitting next to each other and potions partners Malfoy started to put the 'moves' on me.

"Granger?"

"What?" I snapped at Malfoy, noticing his hand was on my knee.

"I take back what I said last night"

"That I'm a filthy mudblood or that I should stay away from you, you really should be more specific"

"You will always be a filthy mudblood…" his hand starting making circles up my leg "but since you're such an exceptional beauty…"

"stop touching me"

"What if I don't want to?"

"You really are a monster aren't you?"

"Yes ma'am"

Suddenly, his hand was basically at the entry doors.

"Malfoy, I'll say it one more time"

Then, I felt something I had never felt before. Yes, I liked it. But it was just so, so wrong.

"Malfoy!" I screamed and got up "don't touch me!"

"What is all this uproar?" I heard a bellow from the other side of the room and saw Snape walking towards us.

"20 points from Gryffindor. And detention, both of you. Tonight, my office 8 o'clock. Failing to comply shall lead to much more drastic measures!"

Snape walked off and do you know what Malfoy does? He smirks. He fucking bloody well smirks. Smug bastard.

To tell you the truth, I was nervous about the detention. In this Frankenstein place there are monsters all over the place and the fact that I would be spending my evening with to of the largest ones of all is something that didn't make me feel very comfortable.

I realised walking towards the dungeons that night. It's the monsters in my life that make my life complete. Even though Ron had turned into a something that resembles Frankenstein's monster, and Draco was a predatory beast they kind of make my life complete. Because, without my miseries, my problems and my woes, I would have completely nothing to talk about.

A/N: Alright, there you go! I hope you liked it. I tried to be a bit philosophical but…I don't think I did it very well. I'm going to add more Ron scenario's in the next chappie, as well as that, I have ideas for the Halloween Ball (oops, I think I might have given something away…). Reviews would be greatly appreciated! I love you all!

Ps. 'If you want a success on Broadway, keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gaaaaay' (god bless Mel Brooks…)