The man, or the "Guardian of Knowledge" as he called himself, was amazed. He had never seen someone, completely own the chair so thoroughly. It had been almost Five years sense Harry had been brought here, and it had been five years sense he had sat down. The boy was insane. That's why he was running, with a 5 gallon bucket, to the very very very back of the archives so he could grab the very last of the info orbs, for assimilation. Once this last batch was gone, Harry was going to have absolutely every smidgen of knowledge about his plain of existence.

As he got back to the chair Harry started smiling.

"Is that the last of them?" Harry sounded really excited.

"Yeah, you beat Buddha by about Two Years."

"Really?"

"Yeah, That skinny kid was really good." That blew Harry's mind. 'Wait. Skinny?'

"Skinny?"

"Yeah, then he had the rest of his Karma points spent on Women, Seven of them, and they spoiled him rotten, got him so fat. He died of a massive Heart Attack, but he was lucky, he died during sex. What a lucky little creep." The man poured the bucket into a funnel, connected to the armrest. Harry's eyes went blank for a moment and then the biggest grin in the History of the world broke out on his face.

"The Karma Sutra! Who in their right mind would put the Karma Sutra in the back? It should be in front. It has to be the most important thing I've learned the whole time I've been here. Well except all those books on Sex magic, that was by far the most important."

"That was the most important? What about the one on lost magiks or what about the one on small engine repair?"

"Yes! Do you know what kind of crazy things you can do with a feather? Its amazing! I absolutely LOVE feathers!"

"Your right, that info orb, probably is the most important one here."

"Wait! Does this mean I'm done?" Harry was beginning to really get excited now. The man nodded, which caused Harry's smile to grow wider.

The man moved towards the chair and started fooling around with something on the back of the chair. The giant silver spike pulled out of Harry's head with a slurping sound and then a click. Where the spike was, there was no gapping hole and no blood. In its placed, there was however, a scar. A LIGHTNING BOLT scar!

"That's got to give the kid another Karma Bonus." The man muttered, as he undid the leather straps holding Harry in place.

"What was that?" Harry asked, as he rubbed his wrist. Five years with your wrists and ankles strapped down can give you really bad cramps. And Hungry. Very Hungry.

"Now that were done here the paper pushers want to beam you up, so that they can give you a test and give you your Possible Powers Grade."

"Possible Powers Grade? How come I don't know what a Possible Powers Grade is? I thought I was supposed to have Knowledge on everything."

"On your plane of existence. All the Info Orbs are just books. You only know everything that has been or was written in books, or was recorded."

"Oh, well I guess you take what you can get. Now you said some thing about getting beamed up?

"Yeah. Well this is Good-bye. It was nice meeting you." The man looked up and said in a clear voice. "Beam him up Scotty." And with a flash of light, Harry Potter Disappeared.

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Harry fell to the ground and looked at the shinny metal floor below him. He saw his reflection. He thought he looked really pale and he had grown, he looked more mature for sure. The funny thing was that his hair hadn't grown any.

'That's funny? Why hasn't my hair grown? Its been Five years.' Harry glanced at his bangs. 'That's weird, what's that there?' He flipped up his bangs.

"YOU HAVE TO BE FRELLING KIDDING ME!"

AN: Most of the chapters are going to be short for a while. From now on I will probably only be posting on weekends. Any ideas or Requests would be appreciated because I only have a rough plot planned and I could use the help. Thanks.

Koth Out