Chapter II

Snake: Hey there Phil.

Hi

Snake: Umm you know this little conversation we're having?

Yes.

Snake: Well the author of Angel In the Battle really doesn't want us to do it anymore.

Why not?

Snake: Well it's her idea kind of.

Well not really, I did it on one of my other stories in another account

Snake: Another account?

...Start Chapter...

"I see the building you don't have to follow me" the now annoyed Snake said.

The two characters walked away into the Halberd and the ship flew off with a thunderous roar.

Snake walked up to the tall building. The doors at the front were automatic.

" A castle like structure with automatic doors?" Snake thought out loud laughing.

He walked in to the front desk of the building and rang a bell for assistance.

"Snake, how wonderful" Said someone who was turning around a corner to meet him. Snake was too certain of who he was.

"You've go to be kidding" Snake said, hands buried in his face with frustration.

"It looks like someone didn't get dressed" the character said looking at Snake's clothes, or lack there of.

"Ocelot"

A smile tugged on Ocelot's lips, whose wrinkles were now loosened.

"I'm glad you recognize me, but do not fret, I'm only here to assist others. Your clothes are in your cabin on the far right of the camp. You will be rooming with Kirby, Meta Knight and Young Link. You're a newcomer here, don't be afraid to ask me about anything. Ok?"

Snake grunted and glared at his enemy with cold eyes. He could never befriend him.

"But for now, you will join us, with what you're wearing. And this is not really a camp, it's just a catchy name. Follow."

Ocelot led Snake through the dimly lit hallways. Snake could tell that this place was fairly new though. The two humans did not speak and only the noises of echoing footsteps were present. Ocelot and Snake stopped at a large oak door. The doorknobs were polished along with the newly installed brass emblems of Master Hand and Crazy Hand.

"Well here you go…" Ocelot said smiling, showing him to the door and bowing mockingly.

Snake wanted to punch the old man in the head. His teeth were clenched with anger. Then he became calm, took a breath and opened the door. Before Ocelot left he quietly said "Cabin 102".

There was chattering in the next room. Snake couldn't even make out any of the conversations. As soon as he walked in everyone at the long dinner table sat up straight and stopped talking.

"That's eerie" Snake thought to himself.

"Welcome Snake, we've been waiting for you to arrive" said Master Hand who was standing near a podium. "Why don't you come here and introduce yourself."

Snake walked toward the podium. He was looking at the people at the table, the looked puzzled. A young lady with skin tight blue clothing glanced at him. At this, Snake became uneasy. He then stood up near the podium with Master Hand.

"Erm…. Hi"

People at the table started laughing quietly.

"I'm Solid Snake"

"What's your real name?" someone at the table asked inquiringly

"Real name?" Snake thought. "Real name… hmm…. ok" He thought some more. The people at the table gave puzzling looks.

"My name is Iroquois Pliskin. But please just call me Snake. Well I've been well kn-"

"You've wasted too much time. Sit down at a nearby seat. Do not speak. We are waiting

for a few more people. Then you will go to your cabin."

Snake quickly walked down the steps and took a seat in the nearest chair. He then gave a quick glance at the disembodied hand (or glove).

A few moments passed and no one entered the room. Everyone began chatting again.

Snake looked down upon a young boy in a green tunic.

"Hi" The boy said. "My name is Link. But I'm known as young Link since my older self is in the very same tournament." He said pointing to his older counterpart.

Snake looked at the older man. He looked much more experienced to the boy he was talking to.

"So your name is Pliskin huh? That's a weird name"

Snake looked away from the boy, which at this time was now angry because of the abrupt conversation (or monologue). Snake was now looking at the lady who was looking at him. She was sitting across from him. She was just staring.

"Hey" Snake said, trying to sound friendly.

"Hi" the lady said.

"What's your name" Snake asked.

"Samus"

"Do you talk much?"

Samus then looked away and started talking to a lady in a pink dress.

Snake sighed. "Damn, I'm stupid" He looked back at young Link. Young Link smiled.

"So, I'm bunking with you huh?" Snake said, at least he could make one friend.

"Ya! I totally forgot. This is going to be so cool" Young Link said practically jumping in his chair.

"I call top bunk." Snake said playfully (THAT COULD HAPPEN?)

"No fair. The bed will probably collapse!" the young boy said laughing.

"I'm not that fat. You're lucky you're not sleeping under Kirby"

"Wow, I forgot I'm sleeping with all star Kirby and newcomer Meta Knight! This is cool!" Young Link said, this time actually jumping off from his chair to meet the two other members of his cabin. "Bye for now Snake"

"HALT!" Master Hand said thunderously. Everyone stopped talking and stared at the young Link who was sweating with fear.

"Who said you can get up!" Master Hand said speaking in his low booming voice.

"I just wanted to greet my cabin members" the young boy said trying to hold back his tears.

"That is no explanation to move without permission! You will leave now without eating any dinner. Go to your cabin and wait for instructions from you cabin members. You will be missing on the instructions and schedule of the tournament. So let's hope your crew will pay good attention."

Snake looked at Kirby who was looking at him. Snake saw the sadness in Kirby's eyes. But when he looked onto the caped warrior Meta Knight he saw no remorse.

Link started crying as he walked toward the large oak door. He stopped only to look back at the table. But then he heard something.

Thud, thud, thud, thud.

INTERRUPTION

Ok to make this moment better, as soon as the character walks in the door imagine ACDC's Back in Black playing. Imagine this until the first line of dialogue.

Story time

Everyone stared at the door.

Then there was a loud bang and the door popped open, making Young Link fly back and hit the ground.

The large character put his foot down (so he kicked the door open) and started walking in a slow but powerful stride. He was wearing a yellow motorcycle helmet with a red line down the middle with the letter W in the middle. He had big pointy ears, black bushy eyebrows, a black, thick zigzag moustache and large square teeth, along with other striking head features. He wore a black shirt with a jacket with ripped off sleeves. He also wore pink pants with purple pointed tip shoes. He had a staggering muscle structure for a man of his stoutness.

The heavy man walked up to a chair and sat down which made the chair crack. Some people were still looking at the door which was cracked down the middle and missing the emblem of Crazy Hand. Others were looking at the character sitting at the table. Either way, they were astonished and fearful of the newcomer.

Master Hand was in a clenched position. Through his clenched fist (so he's supposed to be talking through clenched teeth) he said "Welcome Wario"

Wario glanced up to see the hand. "Oh, ya, hi." He said, stomach grumbling. "Hey I'm starving do we have any grub here?"

Master Hand gave Wario an unfriendly hand gesture.

"Hey come on, don't be like that. So I broke your door."

Snake wasn't paying attention to the argument at hand. He was looking at the fallen boy. He wanted to get up and help him but he didn't want to know the consequences for an older man like himself.

Behind Snake, Wario was trying to calm Master Hand down.

Snake thought the situation though and got up to help the unconscious lad. Master Hand did not notice.

He put one hand behind Young Link's back and the other beneath his head.

"His head's wet!" Snake thought to himself, becoming alarmed.

He looked at his hand, it was red with blood. He turned Link on his other side and then he saw his hat drenched with blood.

"He's bleeding!" shouted Snake. He made everyone else in the room worried and fearful. Dr. Mario ran down towards Young Link and checked him out.

"We need to get him down to the Hospital Cabin that's next door here. Snake carried Young Link in his arms. This was one of the rare moments where he actually feared for someone else's life without a mission at hand. Dr. Mario and Snake quickly walked down to the small "Injured Cabin". Snake put him down on a table and took of his cap, revealing his bloody blond hair.

Dr. Mario took some wet paper towels and tried to clean the kid's head. "It's not that serious" Dr. Mario said, beginning his prognosis. "We'll just have to shave the injured area of the head and attach a band aid to the cut. No need for stitches. It will heal quickly. Take him to the cabin. Ill head back to mine too. I'm sure we've missed out on the rules and schedule."

Snake smiled uneasily trying to take in the good news.

Snake carried off Young Link to their cabin. He saw other people going in their cabins too. He looked into cabins and then he saw Samus. Snake began feeling a longing sensation for her. She was getting undressed.

"Don't Snake. If she spots you, you will never have a chance for a friendship. And hey even though you like this kid, he's way too young…. It's like having a… son" Snake thought to himself. He quickly walked on, not daring back to have a guilty peek. They had reached their cabin. Kirby and Meta Knight were already in the cabin getting ready to sleep.

"Oh hi!" Kirby said with a smile. He looked at Young Link and gave Snake a worried look.

"Don't worry. He's ok. We just shaved part of his head and gave him a band aid. I wonder how he's going to react." Snake started laughing. Kirby joined in. Meta Knight on the other hand got into bed without taking off a thing.

"What's up with him" Snake asked pointing at Meta Knight.

Meta Knight rolled over to a side to stare at Snake with his yellow eyes.

Snake immediately stopped talking.

"Holy shit he's scary" Snake thought to himself. He couldn't stop staring into his eyes. He was someone you didn't want to mess with. He rolled back on his back and folded his wings.

Snake looked to the wall by Meta Knight and saw his golden sword. It was a short but sharp blade that had 4 other smaller blades on both sides of the sword. It held such beauty and power. Snake couldn't take his eyes off of it. Meta Knight's sword had a mysterious beauty that Snake couldn't resist. But then he took his eyes off it and started talking to Kirby again.

"So when is the tournament going to start?"

"We don't know. With the rude arrival of Wario we didn't even get to eat. Wario is being held in a cell for the night. I heard that nightmarish things happen in Master Hand's cells. People say that it's pitch black, but in the distance you could see crazy hand twitching in a terrifying manner. He gets closer and closer and his movements become more erratic. It's scary stuff man." Kirby said

Snake gently punt Young Link on his bed and put a blanket around him.

Snake then walked into the closet and opened his suitcase. He found clothes of all sorts. He also found his tranquilizer.

"What's this for. Can I use it?" Snake thought.

At the top of the closet he found a rocket launcher, grenades and mines.

"Unbelievable" Snake said quietly.

He took of his shirt and pants, climbed up to his bunk bed and slept.

Off in the distance in the center castle like building someone was shouting.

"Help me. Please!"

...End Chapter...

Oooooh who was it?

Snake: Probably Wario.

I hate you

Snake: You made me nice! I'm supposed to be cold hearted!

Who said you won't kill.

Snake: You're brilliant. Oh by the way, I noticed Mario er I mean Dr. Mario wasn't speaking in fractured English. For you dumb folks that means that he wasn't talking with the a's like this. "How's it-a hanging-a bro"

Well because that's just stupid people have to just imagine that he's talking like that. I don't have to type it out.

Read and Review please

Snake: Ya, before I shoot you!

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