Chapter III
I've got a story to tell.
Snake: So what's this you've been writing? An autobiography. Holy crap, you're Master Hand!
Just shutup. Well I've written this all in one day, every chapter.
Snake: Three.
…Yes Well it's because has the stupid you cant upload a document for 3 days crap. So I've got nothing to do. I started this on 2:50 a.m. Monday the 12th and now it's 10:08 P.M. So I might get some of the story done.
Snake: Whoopee
...Start Chapter...
Snake was wide awake. He couldn't sleep at night but it felt as though he had slept. He was listening to Wario's screaming, as many others were. He also took several looks at the blue ball across the room from him. Meta Knight. He was a frightening character. He was a mysterious character.
The sun was rising over the mountains in the horizon. Snake wasn't even wondering where he was on earth, if he even was on earth. But it was comforting for him. It felt better than home. In one moment, Snake became attached to the boy.
Codec
Chief: Snake.
Snake: You startled me there.
Chief: I need you to be practicing snake. We in the U.S. need this win.
Snake: This whole mission is puzzling. Chi-
Chief: It may seem puzzling but just win. This may be our last talk through codec. You will probably be required to shut down the codec system.
Snake: They know I have a codec?
Chief: Snake, Smash is an organization. They follow everyone's moves. They watch us Snake. That's why they've chosen you as a combatant. You may not know a lot about the Master or other combatants, but he knows everything about you.
End Transmission
Snake was laying face down on the pillow. He was incredibly bored. He wanted to talk some more. This was probably the first time he's been able to talk to people. He turned to look at the other bunk bed.
When he turned he immediately sat up right against the wall. The fright knocked the air right out of him. There on the other side of the room was Meta Knight staring at Snake with his luminous yellow eyes with his wings out at its full span. Both his wing together were taller than him.
"Snake" Meta Knight said coldly.
"W-what" Snake said intimidated
"Did you like that scare"
"N-no"
"Good I suggest you stop staring at me and my sword at night."
"Y-yes sir"
Down at Meta Knight's bunker, Kirby was laughing his head (erm… body) off.
"Man Meta Knight that was terrible! You scared him silly!" Kirby laughed and looked up. Met Knight was staring down upon him. He instantly stopped laughing but he was still smiling.
"Should I wipe the smile off your face too?" Meta Knight said in a more playful manner.
Kirby stopped smiling even though it was a joke.
Kirby let out his hand for a hand slap. Meta Knight jumped down with a loud thump and slapped Kirby's wrist as hard as he could. Kirby tried not to scream by biting his lips.
"We better head on to Master Castle. Breakfast will be ready and we'll be getting our information" Meta Knight said while flying out of the door.
"You go on ahead Kirby I'm gonna go wake up the youngster." Snake said looking at Kirby who was now giving him a sorrowful look. "Kirby…"
"Snake, Link's been taken off to the hospital again. He was throwing up and he was awfully cold. Meta Knight was generous enough to clean him and his surroundings."
"Wait, that can't be, I was awake the whole night." Snake said jumping off the bed only to see an empty bed with a few stains on it.
"You fell asleep man. You must've woken up because of Wario…" Kirby said.
"That smell, that was-"
"Yep" Kirby interrupted. "That was an atomic fart let off by Wario. Apparently, Crazy Hand go too close and he just let it rip." He said trying not to laugh.
"I'm gonna visit him Kirby. If I'm late or don't even go, make sure you tell me about the competition and umm bring back some biscuits for the youngster and I.
Kirby smiled showing acceptance to his task.
Snake walked out of the cabin leaving Kirby behind. He was nearing the castle. There was a large woken crate with the sign "Gas masks. Take One" on it. Snake couldn't help but laugh. He then went up to the Injured Cabin and walked in. Dr. Mario was sleeping on a chair.
"Wake up" Snake said waking up Dr. Mario. "What's up Doc?"
"He's been victimized with darkness!" Dr. Mario said taking his hat off to wipe newly formed tears.
"Darkness?" Snake was angry.
"Darkness is a substance that usually grows in a body. It is the bottled up emotions. The fears, the regrets, the jealousy, and most of all the anger, it all makes up darkness. But there has been a theory that someone can deposit their own darkness into others. It's simply idiotic though. But we can only hope that this darkness is only a small amount, and that his choices are right ones. Only few have been righteous enough to overcome darkness. One of those people is here in this room." Dr. Mario said.
"You had darkness?" Snake said trying to hold back tears, something he thought he would never have to do.
"Not me, you. That's what makes you different than your brothers. In fact you were only supposed to be one, and not three. If darkness can't take over a body, it will simply make a copy of the original individual and take form in there. That is what happened to Link, and so we have Dark Link."
"So wait, maybe Link had darkness when he was a child and maybe this Link is just going through the process again." Snake said hoping that it was true.
"That's something you have to find out from the source. I have got to go to breakfast. Young Link is only resting, he can leave just don't let him know he's been infected." Dr. Mario said walking out the door and leaving it open.
Snake looked out the door. He heard whimpering behind him. He turned around to see Young Link wide awake crying.
"What's the matter?" Snake said even though he knew the problem.
"Darkness is the problem" Young Link said glaring angrily.
"Hey! Anger's bad." Snake said trying to calm him down.
"It's bad to hold it in, not to express it."
"Come on little guy, just pretend you didn't hear it. I'll do the same. Now how d'you like your haircut?" Snake said smiling.
Young Link slapped him across the head and said "How'd you like that?"
"Ready, set, go!" Snake said running out the door.
Young Link was puzzled at first but he quickly realized what was going on. He ran out the door and tried to catch up to Snake. His little legs were going amazingly fast for his age. Then Snake stopped fast in his tracks and Young Link came to a close stop beside him.
"D'you … d'you see that?" Young Link said to Snake who was a little frightened himself.
Young Link and Snake saw two blurs in the horizon, and they were quick! One was blue and the other was black. They came closer and closer until they finally reached camp grounds and stopped right in front of the scared still duo.
"Hey" said the blue one. "I'm Sonic the hedgehog. And that's …. that's … ugh you explain" Sonic said running out of breath.
"I'm Shadow… and we're here to fight."
Young Link grinned at the two hedgehogs. "No fighting now but the tournament will start soon, I promise! I'm Young Link. My older self is in the castle right now!"
"I'm Snake" Snake reached out his hand for a hand shake which Sonic accepted.
"We better get go-" Young Link said the rest but the others couldn't hear due to
The Halberd.
"More people?" Snake though.
The Halberd just flew past the camp, but someone or something jumped out.
"Oh no!" Young Link said running out trying to catch the person.
The person unleashed his parachute and slowly started to descend towards the ground while Young Link was frantically running around with his hands up in the air. He stopped and looked at the three others that were looking at him. Young Link noticed that the person was falling slowly.
"This is embarrassing" he said blushing.
"It can't be!" Snake said out loud. "Sam!"
The man smiled and said "Snake! Haven't seen you in a while. What's up?"
Sam fell to the ground, did a summersault jumped behind Snake and grabbed him by the neck and said "You owe me 20 dollars"
Snake looked down at the ground and flipped Sam over with his back.
"Good times man, good times" Sam said.
Young Link sat on the ground puzzled. "I thought they wanted to kill each other. Humans are weird"
Shadow left from all of the commotion and Sonic followed behind him.
Sam was talking about how he wanted to win Super Smash Brothers. And then the three people walked together and entered the castle (but not before they put on the gas masks).
They entered the dining room through the newly fixed door.
"Wow! There are so many people! So many people to talk to! Is that ok if I leave you for a while Snake?" Young Link said, but Snake was nowhere to be found.
"Hey kiddo, sit down over here!" Link said waving to his miniature self. Young Link ran down to the table Link was at.
With the new outburst of people, there were many more tables.
"SILENCE!" Master Hand commanded in his booming voice, "These next couple of weeks will be ones to remember. They will go down in history. My family has been running these tournaments for centuries. It was my ancestors that were the ones who put up this tournament. IT was my great great grandparents who had built these very walls 100 years ago. Of course no one would ever die in these tournaments. And for all that time, the tournament was only open to the almighty Nintendans who had made us what we are today." At this statement many non-Nintendans muttered some words. "But now, here today I will be announcing the greatest news ever to hit Nintendonia! This will be the very last Super Smash Brothers Tournament! And yes, this time people all over the world have joined us. But more importantly, only a few will live through these fights, for this time there is no redo button, it's death. Do not fret fighters, this will make you worse in fighting. Eat and enjoy each other's company!" Master Hand stated as he then snapped his fingers and food appeared instantly on every table.
"Food!" Young Link exclaimed while he dug his head into a bowl of mashed potatoes. Link started laughing and others did too.
"Hey guys." Kirby began, "Where's Mario, I noticed he never came to the first day."
Marth blurted out "He's probably afraid of dying"
The door blasted open with another kick of Wario's boot.
"WARIO! I will kill you myself!" Master Hand shouted. "I have had enough!"
Everyone was cautiously looking up at Wario who was giving a little smile. The room was dead silent and there stood Wario… just smiling.
"Heh heh, who wants to pull my finger?" Wario said laughing.
A yellow critter's ears twitched "Pika?"
"Pikachu. Oh Pikachu! Don't you wanna pull?" Wario said.
"Pika!" Pikachu said running towards the bloating Italian.
"NO PIKACHU!" everyone yelled in unison.
"Pika" Pikachu said while pulling Wario's finger.
Wario then aimed at Pikachu with his butt.
"Pika pika?"
Wario's bellybutton popped out of his shirt… it was time.
"Wario you son of a b-" Master Hand's curse was ended abruptly with the fart.
BOOM!
End Chapter...
Snake: You know why I wanna read the next chapter?
Why is that?
Snake: I want to know what happened to Pikachu! I hope he dies. He's dead right?
We shall see.
Snake: That's a yes?
No.
Snake: He won't die?
No.
Snake: No, he won't die, or no, he will?
Well there may not even be a new chapter.
Snake: WHAT!
If I don't get enough reviews, I'll just stop.
Snake: Ooh you're selfish.
Yep
Snake: Please, I beg of you people, PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
