Chapter IV
I've been noticing that my newer chapters are a bit long. I'll try to make this a shorter one.
Snake: No. Get this story finished… I'm being nice. I hate it.
No you don't. You know it.
Snake: I thought you said you weren't going to write until you got more reviews.
Screw it. I'm on summer vacation and I'm bored as hell. Well that's only if Hell is boring, which it probably isn't, but it's not fun.
Snake: ugh… just go on with the story.
Ya, I should be doing that. Oh and you wanna know something?
Snake: Not really…
Oh I was just about to say that you may have a chance with Samus.
Snake: IT'S SHOWTIME!
...Start Chapter...
Master Hand snapped his fingers and all at once the odor went away.
"Where's Pikachu" Nana asked to Popo. Popo looked around for the yellow rodent, when he spotted it he gave a shriek.
Everyone turned to look at what Popo was seeing, and there on the west side wall was Pikachu. He was flattened and blood was everywhere.
Everyone gasped except for Wario who laughed and said "Now THAT'S what I call a mouse trap"
"ENOUGH! EVERYONE SIT DOWN AND STOP TALKING!" Master Hand said angrily. Everyone obeyed his order.
Master Hand sighed and said "The tournament-"
"Bah, who needs the tournament" Wario said, interrupting Master Hand.
"The tournament-"
"pfft"
Master Hand became aggravated now. "Shut up! The tournament will start next Monday so you have a full seven days of training. This is the tournament bracket" he said snapping his fingers, instantly sending papers to everyone in the room. He continued, "These are a bit magical. When the first day of combating is over, the brackets will automatically change. Remember losing equals the ultimate punishment. Death. However, you may give up, but only until you're mortally wounded. This is the FINAL Smash Brothers tournament, and I'm going to end it with a bang! When you exit the castle, you will see portals. Each one will lead you to a different arena. Train in them. They are for you. I will see you all later. You are dismissed.
Everyone began swarming out towards the exits. The original fighters were surprised of how the outside looked. Instead of cabins there were average sized houses and there were plenty of them. But it seemed that everyone knew the place so well. No matter what happened to the camp, it always gave you an at ease feeling.
Snake was talking with Sam while they walked towards their houses. Snake instantly saw Samus. She was wearing her Zero Suit.
"Hey, I'll try to meet up with you later." Snake said trying to end the conversation.
"Don't worry, I wanna meet with other people" Sam said walking away.
Snake casually jogged to Samus and then started walking beside her.
"Hey. I'm so sorry that I may have been acting rude." Snake said.
They both stopped and looked at each other.
"Hi." She said smiling.
"Bingo" Snake thought.
"I've seen you fight in previous tournaments. You're awesome."
"Ya, thanks. I practically do nothing but train when the time comes. So umm, why don't you drop by my cabin… er I mean house" She said smiling.
"I'd love to." Snake said.
On the corner of his vision he saw Young Link all alone. Just waiting. He was possibly waiting for him.
"I'll regret this." Snake thought.
"Umm, how bout I bring along Young Link too?" Snake asked scratching his head.
Samus turned around, saw Young Link and gave him a smile.
"No problem. So I'll see you two tonight. Peach and Zelda will be there too. Well, with all these foreigners, I'll probably be seeing some more ladies back at the house."
"Sounds like a deal." Snake said.
Samus walked away. Snake was looking down at her.
"Nice butt" Snake thought to himself.
Young Link walked up to him, jumped and gave Snake a playful slap on the head.
"Shame on you." Young Link said laughing.
"You don't understand" Snake said smiling down at the young boy.
"Well I was thinking that we can join Kirby at the newly opened bar to play some darts." Young Link said.
"First of all, you're too young to be going to a bar" Young Link frowned upon this insult. "And second of all we've been invited to the ladies' house." Snake said giving Young Link a nudge.
Young Link was grinning. "You sly dog you."
The two guys walked down to their house. Snake opened the door and Meta Knight was glaring at the two.
Snake jumped back and said "I've really got to get used to that."
Meta Knight turned away and went down a flight of stairs.
"We've got a basement!" Young Link said jumping up and down.
"Just go get dressed. We've got to look good tonight. You know I have a thing for Samus. I need you to help me out buddy. Just say good things about me. I'll reward you. Count on it." Snake said.
"Don't worry. But I hope you realize it's still morning. We've got a long way to go. So how 'bout we train, or meet some foreigners." Young Link said.
"That sounds great"
"Dammit!" Meta Knight said running back up the stairs.
"Dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit! Where the hell is it!" Meta Knight lifted up a sofa.
"What's wrong there?" Young Link said trying to get near Meta Knight.
"Shut up! Someone has stolen my sword! Who? Who's been in here? I will kill them and I don't care what happens" Meta Knight said while storming out the front door.
"Oh hi Meta Knight" Popo said.
"$& off" Meta Knight said.
Popo ran off crying. And Meta Knight flew to the house across his.
While Meta Knight flew off, another winged character went in the house.
"Um hello Young Link. Hello umm…." Pit stammered
"Snake" Snake said looking upon the angel.
"Riight. It's Snake. Hiya Snake. Um… I… I gotta hide here for a while." The Angel said.
"Why?" Snake asked.
"I've stolen something." Pit said.
From far away, Meta Knight's wings twitched. As Pit spoke these words, the masked warrior began listening with attentiveness.
"I stole Meta Knight's sword" Pit said taking the golden sword from within his toga.
"Why the hell would you steal it?" Snake said feeling sorry for what would become of the winged fighter.
"I well, I wanted to kind of um I wanted to well um sell it." Pit said scratching his head.
Young Link was barely paying attention to the conversation. He was looking outside. He was looking at Meta Knight. His wings were out and you could practically see the anger beaming through his eyes. Young Link pointed to Pit (Who was looking away from the door) and lip synced "He has it". Meta Knight nodded.
Then he pointed at someone or something (Young Link couldn't see because the walls were blocking the way). Ness came running towards Meta Knight. Young Link guessed that they were talking. Then Ness took off his back pack and grabbed out his bat (it's a really big back pack.
Meta Knight grabbed the bat.
"Why did you go to the same place Meta Knight lives at?" Young Link said anticipating the blow from the bat.
"Well I just though that it was a bad idea and that I should put the sword back. No, I'm just kidding," Pit said laughing. "I just knew that the old blunt headed Meta Knight wouldn't come back until he found his sword. He's a bit empty in the head."
Meta Knight began running. Even though he was shoes out of metal like material, he was still quiet.
Young Link began smiling and Snake's eyes widened. Meta Knight put a finger up to his mouth telling Snake to be quiet (So if I didn't describe that too well, he's practically doing the "shhh" signal).
Meta Knight ran up to the house and hit Pit on the back with a loud THWACK!
"Hurry, put him on the couch. I'll be waiting for him to wake up." Meta Knight commanded. The two others instantly obeyed.
"Hey Meta Knight." Snake said poking him.
"What?" Meta Knight said grabbing Snake's arm.
"Well I was just thinking that me and you can train for a bit since I'm fighting you first."
"I don't want to show off my talent to you. Surprising your enemy could lead to both good offense and defense." Meta Knight said. "How about you fight Young Link?"
Snake and Young Link looked at each other and agreed to the advice.
"Ok, well we'll see you later." Young Link said.
Snake and Young Link stepped out the door of their house. They both saw Samus walking by and decided that stop by for one chat before the night. Behind Samus stood Kirby and another pink puff ball that looked like Kirby but with glasses.
"Hiya!" Young Link said waving excitedly to Samus.
"Oh God." Samus said under her breath.
"What's the matter?" Snake asked politely.
"What do you two want?" Samus said with an aggravated tone.
"Well we just thought we'd like to talk to you before our date at your house!" Young Link said, putting his hands behind his head.
Snake jabbed him in the stomach, making Young Link wince with surprise and a bit of pain. Then Snake whispered to "Don't call it a date. Then I'll become conspicuous!". He looked at Samus with a smile and glowered once again at Young Link.
"I never invited you two over. But ya, I guess I'd like that. Why don't you come over for lunch?" Samus said being nice for a change.
The two guys looked at each other and nodded eagerly.
Samus laughed and said, "Well I'll see you boys there."
Samus walked away and the guys leaned over and took another glance as she turned away.
Snake looked down at Young Link who was still leaning over and gave him a slap him hard on the cheek.
"Ow! What was that for!" Young Link said while rubbing his cheek.
"You were staring." Snake said with a chuckle.
"You're a bad influence!" Young Link said pointing at Snake.
There was a pause and then both of them started laughing.
"Well if I didn't talk to her earlier, then who was I talking to?"
Kirby sucked up Snake and spit him back out.
"What the hell was that for Kirby… oh" Snake said looking at the new Kirby.
Kirby was wearing a bandana now.
At this time Samus walked in front of the guys.
"Ooh la la!" Kirby cried out. "What a hot butt!" Kirby said smacking Samus's rear end.
"Oh Snake, how dare you!" Samus said in a cheap imitation of a female's voice.
"Oh but hunny bunny, I love you!" Kirby said laughing.
Then Samus started shrinking and she started losing her hair. She was now losing her normal colors and turning pink.
The two pink balls drop to the floor pounding their hands on the ground.
"Snake you should've seen your face! You had a I Can't Believe She's Falling For This look! Priceless, truly priceless!" Kirby said.
"And who are you?" Snake said looking at Kirby's companion.
"I'm Zubzar! Kirby's brother." Zubzar said standing up and putting his hand out for a nice handshake. That didn't happen.
Snake took out the tournament bracket and looked for Kirby's name.
"Aha" Snake said pointing at Kirby's name. "You're fighting Zubzar. How's that make you feel?"
Kirby and Zubzar frowned.
"You know what Snake. You truly are a dumb ass! Don't you have sympathy! We try to spend our last week together and you come and remind us! We already know that we're going to have to fight each other. It's a kill or get killed situation. Please Snake, don't bother us. Oh and by the way, he's sleeping in our house." Kirby said angrily.
Snake felt so guilty.
"I'm a fool. I'm a great fool." Snake thought as he hung his head with shame.
"Don't worry, you still have me as a friend! And we're going to meet some new people. It's okay. Come on let's get ready for lunch!" Link said trying to comfort Snake.
Young Link's words were coming to him as if he was in a far off land. Snake was now realizing the truth. He was thinking about Kirby's words.
"It's a kill or get killed situation" He thought to himself. "If Young Link doesn't die and if I don't die, I'll have to kill him. That goes for Samus. Why am I here?"
...End Chapter...
It was still long wasn't it?
Snake: Yep