This was written for a tumblr prompt from a meme where someone requested a 3 sentence mafia AU
"Well, I guess somebody put a hit out on Robert finally," smirked Cersei, as she and Jaime entered her living room only to be met with a most gruesome sight.
"Who would do such a thing, I wanted to kill him myself," complained Jaime.
"Actually, by somebody, I meant me. I ordered the hit myself," stated Cersei triumphantly.
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