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"I can't believe you broke the bed!" Cersei complained as she examined her kingsized bed which now had a spring poking out of it.
"Me? You were as much of a participant as I was," he replied smirking at her.
"You were on top and fucking me much too hard! The bed couldn't withstand it!"
"I sure didn't hear you complaining while I was fucking you. Or was you screaming "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" over and over your way of complaining?"
Cersei sighed, "Well you certainly have lived up to your namesake."
He looked at her confused.
"Ser Jaime Lannister," she stated as if it should be obvious.
"You know that I barely paid attention in school. What does me breaking a bed have to do with him?"
"Don't you remember the stories mother used to tell when we were little?" she scolded before continuing, "He was the great knight and brother to the brave and just Queen Cersei Lannister. He died trying to save his Queen and sister from the Mad Queen."
"I recall memories of that vaguely. I still don't see what it has to do with the bed breaking."
"The Mad Queen was the daughter of the Mad King whom Jaime killed years before. They called him Kingslayer because of it. You've now killed a King as well! Albeit yours was a bed, but I still think it seems a fitting nickname."