All right! I decided to do a Naruto Know Your Stars. So…here it is.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or the chars…even though Orochimaru and Itachi are yummy…same with Neji.

Bold: Mysterious Voice…ME!

Italics: …VICTIM! Er…guest .

So, Sasuke was running from Sakura…again…and happened open this random door he had never seen before. "I'll be safe in here!" He panted, bolting through the door, and slamming in shut behind him. "Sasuke? SAAAASUKE!" screamed Sakura from outside the door. Sasuke twitched and took a few steps back, stumbling and falling into a random chair that just so happened to be there. "Gah!"

Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars…

Nani? O.o(means what in Japanese)

Sasuke, his family's not really dead. He just said that to make people feel sorry for him and give him more presents.

Rrrgh…

Sasuke, he didn't really obtain the Sharingan…

Yes I did! Naruto was there! You can ask him!

He just wears contacts

…Ignores her.

Glare…Sasuke, um…he eats broccoli!

Still ignoring.

Rrrgh…Sasuke secretly gets it on with his brother!

How do you know that! o.o!

So it IS true? O.o

What? No! I didn't say that!

But you implied it…

I did not! I do not get it on with my brother!

Yes you do…

Do not!

Do to

Do not!

Do to

Do not do not do not!

………….Do not… >.>

Do to!

HA! There you have it! Sasuke gets it on with his brother!

No! You tricked me! I-

Shut up you incest loving freak! Points accusingly from her box in the ceiling.

Now you know, Sasuke, the boy who made up the story about his family dieing, who eats broccoli, who gets is on with his brother…boy.

Sasuke glared up at the ceiling at srtormed out.