ICESKATERS INSIGHT: Hey! I know the last chapter was WEIRD...But part pf my "regular writing stlye" will come back to part in soon chapters, but as in J.K. Rowling's Fully- Owned Series, It will still have a gloomy connotaion in the air. Well, Good Reading!
The Diary of Two Weasly's, A Potter, and A GRANGER:
Chapter 11:
UH- OH!
September 18- 5:11- Hermione
Merlin! My Friggin head huuuuuurts! I feel sick. Hey! Ron's here. Sitting beside me, in his robe. OH...MY...MERLIN- I AM MERLIN DAMN NAKED! WHY IS THAT SICK - MINDED BASTARD SITTING ON MY BED AND LOOKING AT ME WEIRD? OWWWWWW. MY HEAD! Anyway, I say
"Ron, why are you here? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN MY BEDROOM? AND..."My voice trailed off as I looked into his eyes, noting that he was crying. I finished my questiong answering softly "why are you crying?"
"Hermione. My Mione. This isn't YOUR room...It's Harry and Ginny's. I am here because last night we got drunk and, I think..just maybe..Oh Mione!"
I stared - shaking my head, wondering what he was going say to complete his sentance..then, after hiding his face in his hands, he looked up, and finished" Mione- last night we got dunk. I think we may have possibly..just maybe had...well. All the signs are pointing to it. I woke up this morning naked. beside you. with a box of unopened condoms on the table - see?" He pointed to a box. My mouth fell open "Oh Mione! What have I...What have we done?" All I could do was look at him with a look of sheer, utter horror. I let out two short, shallow beaths then said
"No" and burst into tears. Ron tried to come over to console me, but I stopped him and said, blusshing as I cried" could you close your eyes and turn around. I am cold,my head hurts, and I want to get some MERLIN DAMNED CLOTHES ON!"
"It doesn't matter. I will, it's just we have had sex - probably"
"TURN AROUND AND SHUT YOUR FRICKING EYES!"
"Ok ok! Calm down!"
Ron turned around and I scrambled to gather my pajamas and underclothing. I then put them on.
"OK. Ron, you can turn around."Ron turned around ad looked a mixture of deep marroon and pale green. He dug into a pocket of his robes and grabbed two small vile labeled ' post drinking hangover remover', and gave me a bottle. I gulped it quickly. He grabbed my hand, and attempted to walk back to my room, accept for the fact that the stairs turned into a slide. And our legs flew out from below us and we slid, head-first down the staircase on our backs.
"Why don't you go on up, and I will see you at dinner later" Ron told me
"FINE" I said coldly. And proceeded up the stairs. I AM MAD AT HIM! I mean MERLIN- How could I be happy with a childish boy that ruined one of the best relationships I have ever had, and in the same night claims that we got drunk and had sex. I HAVE to talk to Ginny NOW! MY MERLIN! WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE ON A TWO - DAY DATE WITH HER FIANCEE?
Hermione
September Eighteenth- Harry - eleven ten pm
Today started out as a Happy Taboo day - and ended as a SHockING TABOO day. See, Lasy night Ginny and I crashed at the three broomsticks. We got a room and she slept on the bed whilst I slept on the couch. Of course, that was after about 3 snogging sessione, a romantic dinner, and a few cuddling/snogging/snuggle fests. Then we talked about the wedding. Then I wanted a shower, so Ginny did her homework. And when I was done, and had began getting dressed, she got into the shower. When she got out, we talked about the wedding a little, snogged,and then she announced she was tired, transfigured her robes into pajamas, snogged me one last time, then went to bed. I crashed on the couch. We woke up this morning, shared in a romantic breakfast, went shopping in Hogsmeade, had lunch, went all the way through the rest of Hogsmeade, had dinner at Madame Puddifoots, and made our way INTO the Shreiking Shack, then back into Hogwarts. We had just made it into the entrance hall when Ron comes running up to me, and pulls me away from my fiancee.
"Darling sister" Ron began telling Ginny "Hermione is upstairs if you wish to speak with her...I know she wants to talk with you"
Ginny stood up, gave me a quick kiss, Ron grimaced, and then she made her way up the spiral staircase to the portait hole.
"What's up Ron?" I ask, wishing I could be with Ginny in our room, refelcting on our vacation"And - have you been crying?" His eyes were red and puffy.
"Erm, yeah. I have, but more later, lets go into the Room of Requirement"
"Ron" I scolded "Certaintly you aren't THAT perverted"
"Harry, you know perfectly well thats not what I meant"
I couldn't help but laugh. "Ok, but make it snappy. Ok?"
Taboo
Harry
September 22 - Ginny - Eleven Twenty A.M.
OH MY GOODNESS! Hermione, my best friend, is pregnant. Yeah, pregnant. I always thought I would be the first of the two of us, seeing as I am the only one engaged. Well, if that wasn't shocking enough, RON, my brother Ron, is the father. Can you believe it? I can't. Well, Hermione can't stand it. She yelled at Ron when she found out. Now she's ingoring him. But it's kina her fault. I mean I know my brothers a pratt but still. She was the first one drunk. He was pursuaded into drinking, but I wonder who made the first move romantically. BAD THOUGHT GINNY! NONONONONO! Just great. Damn. Now I have images of my brother and my best friend doing it. Damn! Well, I am gonna go find Hermione and talk to her.
Ginny
September 22 - Ron - Noon
Well, I am a daddy to be. DAMN! I didn't think that would happen until I was like thirty or something. Well, anyway. I was thinking, and I am wondering if I am mental to think what I was thinking, but I was thinking that all children deserve married parents. So, shouldn't my baby deserve married parents. Should I ask Hermione to marry me? I know she's mad, but, well, you know. You...do...know...don't you? OH MY GOSH...I AM QUESTIONING A DIARY. Well, I need to talk to Harry. He is mister twinkle-toes-sweep-my-sister-off-her-feet-taboo-man.
Ron
September22 - Harry - three fifteen P.M.
Oh my goodness! Ron asked me what I think of him asking Hermione to marry him. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I mean she is so mad at him for getting her pregnant . How can he even talk to her. AND he has already ordered the ring. ITS GEORGOUS! It is sooooo Hermione. Ok...its a silver ring with a large amythest in the middle with four diamonds on either side of the amythest. its georgeous! Well, I want to tell Ginny how cracked up her brother is. TABOO!
Harry