Okay, this chapter is Gaara. Yay!

Bold: Mysterious Voice

Italics: Victim

Disclaimer: I dun own Naruto or the chars

Gaara, happening to see Shino walk out of the 'bathroom' looking quite satisfied. Unable to wane his curiosity he slipped inside the room. It wasn't a bathroom at all, but instead a huge room with a small chair in the center. He sat down in it, looking around.

Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars

Gaara, Shukaku's not /really/ in him. He's just crazy.

Glare.

Gaara, he also has daddy issues!

I'm going to kill you…he says calmly.

I'm sure. Ahem, Gaara, his real daddy is Zabuza because they both have no eyebrows!

Stop it! I have a disease…He admits rather sadly.

Heheheh. Gaara-

Enough. His sand spills out and starts heading for the Mysterious voice.

The Mysterious voice blinked and pushed a button. A humongous traditional fan came out of nowhere and fanned the sand back towards Gaara.

The sand got in his eyes. AAH! MY EYES! He started running around while his 'protective' sand tried to help get the sand out of his eyes, but it only caused more to get in. Ha ha ha! HAA HA HA! YOU LOSE! Aaaaah! He ran smack into a wall and fell over. x.x

Er…Now you know Gaara, the boy who pretends to have Shukaku inside him, but who is really crazy, has daddy issues with Zabuza who passed the no eyebrows disease to him, boy. A big hand came out, plucked up Gaara and threw him out the door.

R&R! Ja ne!