Yay! Orochimaru! He's so pretty!

Bold: Mysterious Voice

Italics: Victim

Orochimaru, who had been looking for the oh so yummy Sasuke who, in the dubbed version, always sounds like he's thirsty! Er…anyways…Orochimaru happened to spot Gaara being thrown out of the bathroom. His abnormally long tongue flicked out to run over his lips(god he's hot). "Hmm…" He, like Gaara, couldn't wane his curiosity so he slithered inside and coiled around the chair.

Know Your St-……EEEE!

He arched a brow.

Omg! Omg omg! You're so hawt!

Thanksss…

She Faints.

Loooong silence.

Um…

Waking up now. What! OH! Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars.

Orochi-kun, he…um…damn! I can't find horrible things to say! You're just so hawt!

He smirked. It was good to be him.

I…um…I…I…Can I have your autograph! Fzzz A piece of paper on a string was lowered in front of Orochimaru.

He smiled and licked the paper.

Squeeee! Faints…again.

Nother Loooong silence.

Crickets Chirp.

This is awkward…

Orochimaru, with shifty eyes, got up and decided to look for the mysterious voice. A few minutes passed and he found her in a secret compartment in the wall. Hm… More Shifty eyes. Gringrin. He slowly shut the door behind him.

A few hours later, the Mysterious Voice woke up. Gah! What! Why am I nekkid? O.o She peeked over her booth.

Orochimaru was sitting in the chair with his legs crossed and looking quite satisfied.

GASP! Did-Did you! With me! And the unconsciousness! GAAASP

He merely smiled and let his abnormally, but sexy, long tongue flick out and lick his lips. Maybe…

…She faints again.

Orochimaru sighed and left the room. Maybe he'd come back later. Wuahaha!

Sooo…R&R!