Iceskaters Insight: I just love that name! lol! Anyway, I kinda hate the way this story is going, but after this chapter, a lot of the mood will be lightened up again! Also, I am sorry if you people feel as though I am getting a little too...erm...cliché (thanks for the word steph) But, alas, I have gotten addicted to reading fanfics and then...you get the idea. I don't steal ideas. I ASK if I can use things from peoples stories hem hem (NOTE THE IMPORTANCE) No matter HOW SMALL. Without further ado, I present to you:
The Diary of Two Weasleys, a Potter, and a Granger
Chapter 15: Missy's Revenge...or is it?

Hermione - 27 September - 7:59 PM

Oh. My. Good-golly-gosh! I cant believe it! I mean, I never dreamed my parents would act as...as...as...as immature as they did. Seriously. I THOUGHT I knew these people, but apparently I was wrong. They are so hypocritical! I mean they have always told me, ever since I was a little girl who hadn't discovered she was a witch, they told me
"Teddybear, we will ALWAYS love you, and we will ALWAYS support you in everything you do and every choice you make - we will support it ... NO MATTER WHAT "

And for them to embarrass me like that in front of Ronald. I mean, it's nothing like what Mrs. Weasley has done to him, but still. This is DIFFERENT . You know? Well, maybe you don't. Gosh, look at how pathetic I am, sitting here sobbing myself dehydrated, trying to write away my pain to a two-dimensional object and asking it questions, as though I would expect it to answer back! Hah! DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH! I bet Ron thinks I am a sobbing moron. Seriously. I bet you he does. I mean how can my parents expect me to murder their grandchild! I am NOT that kind of person. I mean for my OWN MOTHER to say either I go or the baby goes - it's ridiculous! I mean come on. So, I packed up my stuff and I was about to leave, but I forgot to tell Ron. I couldn't help it. I had cried so much, all I could do was let him hold me as I sobbed tearlessly into his chest. Now, I am still sobbing, but at least I have had some water to keep me hydrated. Then Ron apparated us back to the Burrow. And he just HAD to tell his parents everything that happened. Molly made an amazing meal though. It was delicious! She made sugar-free cinnamon apples, Sheppard's pie, and cheese. For desert we had her home made sugar-free fried ice cream. Talk about good! I went to the library as soon as Ron and I got back to the castle, he went to see McGonagall to tell her everything. And I checked out a book or two on magical childbirth. I really should get to reading them. Oh look! Here comes Ron, he says I have to come with him right away...I wonder where we are going. Hmm, right back!
Hermione

September 27 - 11:12 PM - Ron

My Mione and I just went to tell our parents. My Mum and Dad took it a little too well. My Mione's parents...well...it wasn't good. Seriously, the did not make a good first impression to their soon-to-be Son in Law. We went home and had dinner with Mum and Dad. Mum is convinced My Mione is going to have son, knowing the Weasley genetics. I don't know why - the baby's only a week old. Hmm. Well, when we got back to Hogwarts, My Mione was in no condition to come with me to tell McGonagall everything that happened, so she went to the prefects bathroom. I went to McGonagall, who was SHOCKED in the least to find out what Hank and Minnie did to My Mione. Then, she told me that I had to take My Mione to the Hospital Wing to let Madame Pomfrey examine My Mione and the baby's conditions. Also, I had to tell her all of the distress that My Mione just had so she can make sure the baby isn't in trouble. So, I went to the Prefects' bathroom and found my Mione writing and so I just stood at the door. She came with me to the hospital wing, and Madame Pomphrey gave her a gown to wear, which NEVER happens at the Hogwarts Hospital wing. Then, she took My Mione to her OFFICE and told her she was to come in here every week after all her lessons until the baby was born. She then examined My Mione in places I didn't even thinks should be examined. She tapped her wand on what tiny bulge My Mione had already accumulated, it's hardly noticeable, but still it's like a millimeter higher than the rest of her midriff. Pink sparks popped up. I wonder what that means. Hmm. Well, then My Mione got changed back into her robes and we came back to our dorms. I still have no clue WHAT ...TO...DO...WHEN...GIRLS...CRY! And My Mione has been crying like a waterfall, but I understand after everything, you know? Well, I am gonna go tell Harry and Ginny how it went!
Ron

28 September - Ginny - 8:16 AM

I can't believe it! I mean, I can't believe that Hank and Minnie acted the way they did. Seriously. I mean, they are crazy. Crazy Muggles. When I met them they weren't anything like that. They acted sensibly, not all OH MY GOSH GO AWAY! Seriously, they are so two-faced. Well, after Ron re-lived everything for Harry and I last night, I went down to the kitchen. I mean I was HUNGRY. So, on my way down, I ran into Missy. She was carrying a TON of junk. So, I offered to help her. She of course accepted my help. She told me that she was setting up a trap so that Lavender would regret asking my brother what she asked him to do. Lavender is so pathetic. I mean, she lives far too much in the past. Well, I didn't quite understand what she was going to do with rope, cheese, a mousetrap, and about seven or eight other items, but she assured me it would be good. We carried everything to the entrance to Gryffendor Tower. She then sat down on the ground cast a muffliato charm on the paintings around us. She then asked me to do her a favor. So I said I would. She wants me to help her break up with Alan. She's mental, I swear. I mean, I will help her, but if Alan touches me once, I swear to Merlin -! Anyway, I am going to help her rehabilitate from the pain that son of a bitch has caused her. I mean it! Hermione, Harry, Ron, and I are in History of Magic class. Boy, Binns is BOR-ING! BORING! BORING! SAY IT WITH ME! lol! The baby is really kicking alot. I'm so happy for her. I wonder if Harry has kids when we get married. I think I will pass him a note and ask him.

One Minute Later
MY GOSH! He doesn't want a family! Why? Why the hell am I attracted to this boy! Even better why the hell am I engaged to him. Well, I will have a BIG talk with him tonight before bed.

Harry -6:02 AM - October 5

Ginny has been acting really weird this past week, On the 28th of September she passed me a note in history of magic that asked me if I wanted a family. I don't. I can't deal with the risk of thinking maybe Ginny and I could get murdered and our child or children would grow up in a fashion similar to my life with the Dursleys. I don't want for them to go through that hell. Seriously. Then, Ginny got all mad at me and she asked me that night when I was getting on my pajamas, and she was putting on her dressing gown.She began questioning me on why I didn't want kids. I simply told her how uncomfortable, risky, and unstable I felt about it. Then she asked who would kill us. She doesn't understand. I thought she did. Then she started getting all hormonal with me as we laid down in our beds. So, I tried to change the subject, but she kept drifting off. She has been going "out" for long periods of time. She has been spending two, maybe three hours in the Room of Requirement. She comes back and looks really worried and stressed out. Also, she isn't working on her schoolwork as much as normal. I mean, Ginny is doing two YEARS of classes in one year - so she has a TON to do. I am just worried about her. I love her. Seriously.
Taboo - I guess...
WHY ARE GIRLS SO DAMN CONFUSING!
Harry

Ginny - 7:20 AM - 5 October

I just had a delightful breakfast and now I am sitting in potions class listening to professor Slughorn test potions on rats to see if they live. He gave them poison, then our antidote. My rat lived and is now happily skipping around the room. Smiles Anyway, I have been helping Missy get over Alan, and I am really nervous, she is going to break up with him today. Then, we are going to go set the trap to hurt lavender. Not like enough to hurt her, but just enough to make her regret asking Ron to sleep with her. I mean, what's attractive about a Weasley BOY? Seriously. I should ask Hermione. Hold on, Missy is passing me a note.

Minutes later

Class is over- we have 2 classes and then we are going to go to the great hall where Missy will do her deed.

12:30

Alright, Missy is sitting down next Alan, good.
"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?" Uh - Oh - Alan. I need to get over there. stands up
"AFTER ALL I HAVE DONE FOR YOU - YOU WANT THIS TO END? I THINK NOT! YOU STUPID GIRL - YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I GIVE YOU" Too many sparks from Alan, the hall is silent. Damn, I can't get around the nosy Hufflepuff table. I can't help it - I must say it
"MISSY, DUCK!"
From out of no where Alan slapped Missy across the face. He began to beat her, and hurt her. Fuck. Damn. Ok...think Ginny...YOUR A WITCH - CAST A SPELL ON HIM
"STUPEFY" I cast the spell, he was momentarily stupified.
"Petrificus Totalus" and he was frozen to the ground with his legs in that awkward and painful position. I ran through the Hufflepuffs over to Missy. She was bleeding from the mouth, crying, curled up in a ball. Bruises were forming on her exposed skin. I bent down
"Ginny" she said "he- he- "
"Shhhhhhh." I shushed her " It's ok - we need to get up to the hospital wing."
"Wait! He- told...me...he...LOVED ME"
"WHAT! That son of a BITCH!"
"Did...Did I do the right thing Ginny?" Did she? I know I have to get her to the hospital wing.
"Of course. Come on Missy, we need to go see Madame Pomfrey."
Oh - My- gosh. THAT WENT REALLY BAD! Wow. I want to make up with Harry. We haven't been getting along for the past few days. I MISS MY WAKE UP AND GOODNIGHT KISSES!
GINNY! Snap out of this! Your friend is in the hospital wing and has just been beaten up and ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT ARE A FEW KISSES! COME ON!

About 6 hours later

YES! IT WORKED! LAVENDER - WELL - let me tell you.
Missy got released after ingesting some shock potion and getting cleaned up a little. She has to come back everyday for some bruise treatment but that's it. She came to the great hall and after dinner she pulled me aside and told me our game plan. We fixed the track. Lavender would hear the voiceover played from Missy's wand, of Ron and Hermione making out - the moans and all. She followed it! PLAN A - DONE! Then, when she passed me, I Stupefied her. Missy quit the recording and began to beat the living hell out of Lavender. Missy told her that if she told Ron that she realized Hermione was right for him and they wouldn't have sex she wouldn't be beat up again. It worked! Then, Missy modified a little bit of her memory so that she would remember the beating and her promise, but not the people who did it. It worked! Hermione and ESPECIALLY Ron are so happy! Missy rocks. I have no clue why I was scared of her. Except for the way she dresses. I am gonna go patch things up with my fiancee.
Ginny

Ron - October 6 - 9:00 PM

Ginny is a genius. She got Lavender to change her mind. My Mione had another check up today. I have no clue why Madame Pomfrey always ends the checkup by tapping Mione's bulge (Which is still hardly noticeable) and little pink sparks pop up. Seriously. I need to ask Madame Pomfrey.
Ron