Iceskater's Insight: Hey! Hope you're up for a party! Cause there's two of them thischapter! Well. more like one and a half...but still. Also, I am sorry it took so long.YAY! Go parties! Ok. This is KINDA edited 'casue I noticed a LOT of mistakes, so I am fixing them!Well, have fun and relax as I present to you:
The Diary of Two Weasleys, a Potter, and a Granger

Chapter 17: You hired a WHAT!

October 16- Ginny - 8:00 AM

Since Harry and I were asked to be Best Man and co-Maid of Honor, life has been chaos trying to plan the bachelor and bachelorette parties. The other Maid of Honor is Hermione's best Muggle friend Jemima Hinkley, but I have to plan the party and help Hermione plan the wedding. The only reason she asked Jem is because they promised each other they would be each others' Maid of Honor. Since Hermione has started coming to Hogwarts, Jem and her only see each other over the summers.

Anyway, Hermione is freaking out because I am trying to plan the bachelorette party and
she wants to know why I don't want to do homework with her. It's very hard to try to plan when a pregnant bride-to-be is looming around you. So I told her I wanted to take a nap. And she thought that was a good idea and went to sleep in the common room. So I got two hours of planning in before she had to be woke up for dinner. So...the party is tomorrow. Hallelujah! Now, if all the girls invited would just KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT and not bring any alcohol. I have to ship in Missy, GG, Jemima, and offer to ship in Hermione's mum. I highly doubt that Minnie will come in. But still. And the wedding is going to be amazing! Hermione and I are planning that one together. So. Well, anyway, I have to go keep my hormonal pregnant best friend happy and spend some time with her. PULLS OUT HAIR FROM STRESS Just kidding! I just feel like doing that!

Ginny

16 October - Harry - Noon

I have been planning the bachelor party for tomorrow and it is gonna be great! I can't wait! Ron will love it! TABOO! Anyway, Ron is so pissed off at me because I am (to quote Ron) "Too damn busy to spend a few damn hours with his friend." Hmm. Damn! I just remembered. I forgot to ask Dobby to make the cake. Better go do that!

Harry

A/N: OK SO NOW I HAVE TO GO TO MY PERSPECTIVE. AND FOR THOSE OF
YOU WHO HATE IT WHEN I DO THAT ... SORRY, BUT I REALLY HAVE TO. I
COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO PUT IT INTO THE DIARY WITHOUT IT
SOUNDING WEIRD-SO

19 October- Author- 8:15 PM - Bachelorette Party

Ginny grabbed Hermione by the shoulders and led her to the Room of Requirement, where about twenty-five girls met them.

"Ginny, the others are already in there." Parvarti told her.

"Thanks." Then Ginny turned to Hermione and said, "It's time for your bachelorette party! You are getting married tomorrow and so now, you are having your last girls only party!"

"Oh MY GOSH!" Hermione screamed. "Thanks!"

Hermione gave Ginny a big hug and the entered the room. Music was playing: select songs from the Weird Sisters and the Smashing Pumpkins, people were snacking on Pumpkin Pasties and Cauldron Cakes in the far right hand corner, and in the middle, there was a or crimson and pink cake, which were the exact colors for the wedding. Ginny held up her wand, pointed it at her throat and said, "Sonorus," and her voice was magically magnified so that everyone shut up when she screamed, "EXCUSE ME!" She took the wand away from her throat and said, " Now that everyone is here, I think it's time do play a few games, have some cake, and then Hermione can announce who is going to be her bridesmaids, Maid/Matron of Honor, Flower Girl, and Bookkeeper. Now, first, would everyone take a seat in the chairs over there." She pointed to the far left-hand corner of the room, where there was about fifty wooden chairs set up facing a couch and an armchair. "Hermione," she turned to her best friend, "you sit in the armchair. Jem and I can sit on the couch."

"Wait a second-" Hermione began, "Did you say Jem?"

As though it was her cue, a girl with honey blonde hair and brown highlights cut in a muggle
style called a pixie and brown eyes came running towards Hermione, she stopped a few inches short of her and said, "Oh my gosh! Hermione! I haven't seen you since two summers ago! And look at you - you're getting married and you're going to be a mum!" She gave Hermione a huge hug, and Hermione returned it, squealing uncharacteristically in a high - pitched giddy girly way. When the girls quit hugging Jem continued talking. "So this is where you have disappeared to. I wish I could have come too, but alas, I have not the power to be magical! Which oh by the way, completely sucks! Wow!" Her tanned ivory skin went rather well with the outfit she was wearing, which was Muggle attire as she was a Muggle: she sported a short sleeved bright blue polo shirt with a white tank top underneath, and a pink plain mini skirt. She wore pink tennis shoes and has a miniature fork hanging from her left earlobe and she also had an equally pink neckerchief around her neck. (A/N: If you want to see what she looks like before continuing, click on the
following link: already forgotten Hermione? I thought you never forgot anything. HAH! Boy was I
wrong," a voice that sounded similar to that of Brittany Murphy said from a corner.

"OH - MY GOSH! Missy! Of course I didn't forget you, I just thought you were in Detroit!"
Hermione said, beconing the hiding owner of the voice from the corner. Missy was wearing a
black tank top with yellow writing on it and a yellow jacket yellow zip-up hoodie, which was
fallinf off of her right shoulder, dark denim short-shorts and black fishnet hoes with black and
yellow jacket yellow tennishoes. "I can't believe you are here!"

"Why the shit wouldn't I come?" Missy responded "It's too damn bad you're pregnant I could
have brought you some of the best weed and beer for today, BUT...Old sourpuss here got herself fucked up."

"And it's your damn fault!"

"You asked for the alcohol! Not for the boy! I can't help it the damn boy came in!" The two girls jokingly argued for a while until whispers spread around the room. No one had ever heard Hermione swear before, accept for Ginny, GG (A/N: Who was also there), and Missy. And even more news: HERMIONE WAS PREGNANT! The only people who knew that were Jem, Lavender, Missy, and Ginny (A/N: Of the people who were there) AND, here was Hermione and Missy Re-living everything accept for the actual sex, because Hermione didn't remember that. Boy! This was news! Everyone had always though Ginny or Lavender would be the first girl at Hogwarts to get pregnant.

Ginny interrupted them with a little, "GAMES TIME!" squeal. And everyone took their seats. After playing a few games, there was a knock on the door. Ginny got up and answered it. In walked a wizard in crimson robes. He thrust his wand into the air and music began to emit from it, and it kept doing so as he set it on the ground and began to dance, then he took of his robes, revealing his underwear and a white skivvy shirt.

"GINNY! JEM! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE?" Hermione asked her party
planners. Jem was the first to answer "This is what I planned for the party! I hared a stripper!"
"YOU HIRED A WHAT!"

MEANWHILE - AT THE BACHELOR PARTY

Though he didn't tell Harry, Ron knew his stag night was going to be today. Ron knew
exactly when, and where it was. He knew almost everything they had planned and whom they had invited too. He made sure to be right where Harry and Neville wanted him to be at precisely where they were going to take him and everything. Ron couldn't wait! He had never been to a stag night since Bill was going to be married: and that one was pretty damn good! Seriously! So. He made his way into the Great Hall and waited for Harry to throw the invisibility cloak on him and blind-fold him, leading Ron to Hogsmeade. And so Harry did, except this time, he didn't lead Ron to Hogsmeade, it felt as if...
"HARRY!" Ron screamed "WHERE THE HELL ARE WE!"

"Hold on! AND SHUT UP! We are almost there" Ron felt his captor say.

Ron heard some rustling and felt Harry moving away. In moments, he felt himself being led
down a long earthy-smelling tube. He was inside the Whomping Willow passageway.

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