Iceskater's
Insights: Howdy! I know the last chapter sorta ended on a cliffie,
and I don't like doing that,but it was taking so long to write, I
figured I would quit torturing you readers, and I still have a secret
plot twist ready for when I get 75 reviews! HAH! So please review at
the end of the chapter! Now, I present to you:
The Diary of
Two Weasleys, a Potter, and a Granger
CHAPTER
EIGHTEEN: pre wedding worries
October 20 - Ron - 3:00 A.M.
Okay.
So Harry half-murdered me getting me to the shrieking shack for the
stag party, which
actually went pretty well until the stripper
came. Okay. I am not one to watch girls take people take off their
clothes. Wait, let me go back to the beginning.You see, Harry
practically killed me when he took me to the shrieking shack where he
surprised
me with a stag party. I thought it was gonna be in the
Great Hall, but oh was I wrong! Then,
pretty much every male I
know/get along with was there and most of them drank a lot. I
didn't
want to be hung over for my wedding so I didn't worry about
it. And I was way to nervous about today to worry about alcohol.
Then, the stripper came. And I was not thrilled about that at all!
And next thing I know a VERY drunk Neville takes off his clothes and
starts throwing himself at the stripper. She just threw him a
blanket, and Apparated away. Let me say, NO ONE is a pretty sight
when they are naked. SERIOUSLY.
So then Neville got dressed and
was soon passed out on the floor. No big shocker. Pretty much every
guy was. HOLY SHIT! I need to get some sleep - I am getting married
in six hours, so I need to get up in about four hours. TATA! Oh my
gosh I hope I don't screw this up!
Ron
October 20 - Hermione - 3:15 A.M.
Ginny
surprised me by throwing a bachelorette party for me! How sweet! I
mean it! It's sweet!
She invited Missy, GG, pretty much every girl
in the castle (accept for Lavender, thank
goodness!) and Jem! I
was THRILLED to see Jem! She was my best friend since
before
Hogwarts! So, we played games for a while and then we did
spa treatments and ate cake and other munchies. It was so fun! GG,
Jem, and Missy are staying the night here in the castle tonight! YAY!
I mean, I am so exited about getting married, I have dreamed about
this
FOREVER! HOLY SHIT! I didn't realize it was 3:15 A.M. I gotta
get some sleep!
Hermione
