Iceskater's Insights: I STILL don't have all the reviews I need, SOOOOO I am STILL notputting in the plot twist (mwahahahaha) Anyway , I cried whilst writing this, HOPEFULLYit will be a LITTLE less soap-opera-ish. I only plan on having 2 more chappies like that! YAY! So, now I present to you

The Diary of Two Weasleys, A Potter, and a Granger


Chapter Nineteen: WTF?

October 20 - 7:10 A.M. - Ginny


Oh my gosh! I never thought that My BROTHER, Mister GIRLS-ARE- PRATS, would be
getting married. Mum and Dad have always cracked jokes behind his back about how he would live at the Burrow forever and be a surrogate house elf. Well, he isn't anymore. In two and a half hours Ron and Hermione will walk down that aisle. Wow! I LOVE the colors though! The pink looks great on the three bridesmaids: Greenly, Missy and Luna, and the Maids and Matron of honor look great in the azealia red (which just happen to be me and Jem as the Maids of Honor and Matron of Honor is Katie) (A/N: Fred and Katie eloped as soon as they found out about Ron's wedding) The flower girl dresses that Plinky and Winky (yes, Hermione is having house elves be her flower girls) and the little suit Dobby (ok, the ring bearer too) will wear is SOOOO CUTE! Personally, the carnation-ish pink I have to wear clashes with my hair, but we will live. I need to go wake Harry up. He needs to start getting ready. Then, we need to go get our respective best friends and help them get ready!

Ginny

October 20 - 7:21 A.M. - Harry

WOW! WOWOWOWOWOWOW! TABOO! Ron is about to get married! WOW! I can't believe it takes women forever to get ready! Ron and I have been ready for five minutes already. I went to go check on Hermione and Ginny, and they were still doing make up and hair! Can you believe that! That was a very shocked taboo moment! Seriously. Well, I am gonna run down to the kitchens and get Dobby, Winky, and Plinky, and help them get dressed.

Harry

October 20 - 10:00 A.M. - Hermione

Here I am, waiting outside the doors to the Great Hall holding a bouquet of red roses and pink carnations wearing a wedding gown and veil. Oh yes, the gown is BEAUTIFUL! It goes down to my toes and is looks strapless, but it has mesh sleeves and a BEAUTIFUL embroidered sequin pattern on the chest. I LOVE it. Ginny put my hair up exactly like it was for the Yule Ball and did my makeup. I have on pink eyeshadow and red eyeliner with a small dusting of red blush on the apples of my cheeks and pink lipstick. I feel so pretty! Yay me. The baby's wiggling, and I have morning sickness, or maybe it's just nerves. I don't know. For some reasons my mother's screams of "YOU ARE THROWING YOUR LIFE AWAY" keep repeating in my head. Winky and Plinky just walked into the Great Hall. They are wearing little white fluffy dresses with a red ribbon for a belt. Dobby went with the two flower girls, holding the two rings on a lacy white pillow. He has on a little red tux with black pants and a yellow bow tie (not my choice, but that's Dobby) and about twenty-five pairs of socks. OH MY GOSH! THAT'S IT! Here comes Arthur to walk me in since my parents aren't here.

As I grab his arm and we are about to turn the corner into everyone's sight, a first year comes running up to me "Are," she pants, "You," another pant, "Hermione Granger?"
I tell her yes. "Don't, " she pants again, "move a," pant ,"man says he," pant ,"will be here in two seconds. His name is Hank," she pants and then runs into the Great Hall.

Arthur turns to me. "Well," he lets go of my arm and smiles "It looks like the man who is SUPPOSED to do this is on his way. Good luck Hun! And you have no IDEA how proud Molly and I are." He kisses my forehead and then escapes around the corner into the Great

Hall. A few seconds later, my parents are rushing up to me.

"We thought you wouldn't go through with it if we didn't come," my mother sobbed, " I give you my best wishes." I tell her thanks and give her a hug.

I point to where the Great Hall is as my father says, "Lets go Teddybear." and grabs my arm. We round the corner. The Great Hall looks amazing! All the windows are tinted pink and red in a respective pattern, there is a long red carpet going down the center aisle, on which pink carnation petals are scattered. The ceiling, enchanted as usual, shows a bright sunny day with not a cloud in sight and little pink and red lilies are floating in the air. I look to the right as Dad and I walk down the aisle, where I see Ron, beaming with pride in a black tuxedo with a red bow tie. Behind him is Harry in a reversed form of the same outfit (A/N:
a red tux with a black bow tie) Behind Harry is Dobby, in his outfit, holding the lacy pillow
and admiring the shiny rings. I look to the right as my father and I reach the middle of the Great Hall. I see Ginny, Jem, and Katie in carnation pink dresses with hems that sweep the floor. They have a small slit in the middle of the chest, which is brought back together by a round silver button. The straps come from the button and make a v around their necks. Behind them are Greenly, Missy, and Luna in the same dress, but of azaelia red. I hear the muggle song Ave Maria stop filling the room as I reach the front. Ron descends the one step leading to the platform and my father gives me one final hug and says, "I love you Teddybear." Ron takes my arm and leads me up the stair and puts me in front of
Ginny.

A priest in black robes stands in between us and says, "Who brings this woman to marry this man?"

"I do," says my father from the front row.

"This is the time these two people have chosen to become husband and wife. We are here not only to witness your commitment to each other, but to wish you every happiness in your future life together. Marriage is founded on sincerity and understanding which leads to tolerance, confidence and trust. We believe that those qualities which have attracted you both to each other, can be best developed during a life spent together. A happy marriage will enable you to establish a home with love and stability where your family and friends will always be welcome. Two lives, two people, so very different, yet so similar. Together we stand as one, sharing our future as it comes. The past is that past. Buds are yet to blossom, with care and trust, the best is yet to be revealed. Honesty and kindness, are the fruits of love. Lord bless this day and always to enrich us so our love will never end. Before you are joined together in marriage in my presence and in the presence of these your family and witnesses, I am bound to remind you of the solemn and firm nature of the relationship into which you are about to enter. Marriage as most of us understand it, is the voluntary commitment of a man to a woman and a woman to a man to the exclusion of all others and is entered into with the desire, the hope and the firm intention that it will last for life. We shall now exchange the vows. Ron and Hermione have chosen to use traditional vows. Ron, repeat after me. Do you, Ronald Bilius Weasley,"

"I, Ronald Bilius Weasley" Ron looks me in the eyes whilst holding my hands. His palms feel sweaty.

"Affirm your love to you, Hermione Jane Granger, as you invite her to share your life."

"Affirm my love to you, Hermione Jane Granger, as I invite you to share my life."

" Do you promise always to respect her needs and endeavor through kindness,"

" I promise always to respect your needs. I will endeavor through kindness,"Ron's forehead is starting to sweat a little. Why is he sweating? It isn't very hot in here. Is he having second
thought? I better squeeze his hands a little bit and give him an encouraging smile. He smiles back whilst repeating what the priest just said, "unselfishness and trust to achieve the warm rich life we now look forward to."

"To this end do you call upon all present to witness that you take this woman, Hermione Jane Granger, to be your lawful wife,"

Ron repeats the line, but with the proper changes.

"to have and to hold,"

"To have and to hold,"

"from this day forward, for better or for worse,"

"from this day forward, for better or for worse,"
Ron is starting to look a little more comfortable as he let go of my left hand to take my ring off of Dobby's pillow, as Dobby is now below our arms, holding the pillow up for us.
"for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health while you both shall live. Do death do you
part?"

"for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health while we both shall live. To death do we part."

I smile as he smiles. Oh no! I'm starting to cry! Crud!

"Hermione, repeat after me" the priest says.

Do you, Hermione Jane Granger,"

"I, Hermione Jane Granger,"

"affirm your love to you, Ronald Bilius Weasley , as you invite him to share your life."

"affirm my love to you, Ronald Bilius Weasley, as I invite you to share my life."

" Do you promise always to respect his needs and endeavor through kindness,"

" I promise always to respect your needs. I will endeavor through kindness,"

"unselfishness and trust to achieve the warm rich like you now look forward to."

" unselfishness and trust to achieve the warm rich life we now look forward to."

"To this end do you call upon all present to witness that you take this man, Ronald Bilius
Weasley, to be your lawful husband"

I repeat the line but with the proper changes.

"to have and to hold,"

"To have and to hold,"

"from this day forward, for better or for worse,"

"from this day forward, for better or for worse,"

"for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health while you both shall live. Do death do you
part?"

"for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health while we both shall live. To death do we part."

The priest now says " We will now recite the ring vows. Ronald, take the ring and repeat after
me.

"Ron is starting to look a little more comfortable as he let go of my left hand to take my ring
off of Dobby's pillow, as Dobby is now below our arms, holding the pillow up for us.
"Hermione Jane Granger; with this ring I thee wed. Take it and wear it as a symbol of all we shall share." Ron repeats the line as he slides it onto my finger. It looks exactly like the other ring, but without the large stone in it (A/N: It is a sliver band with diamonds encrusted all the way around)

"Ronald Bilius Weasley; with this ring I thee wed. Take it and wear it as a symbol of all we shall share."I repeat as I slide a silver band onto his finger.

The priest again recites, "Do you, Ronald Bilius Weasley take this woman to be your lawfully
wedded wife?"

There is an awkard pause. Ron is SUPPOSED to be saying I do. Ron, why? Hello! I knew he was having second thoughts. I knew it!

"Well do you?" the priest asks

"I do," Ron replies, whilst turning a deep shade of magenta

"Do you Hermione Jane Granger take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

"I do," I replied

"I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Ronald Weasley, Husband and Wife. Ronald, you may kiss the bride."

Ron leans in and suddenly pecks me on the lips. NOT A KISS! A PECK! What the
f!We are SOOOOOOO going to have to talk about this!
I have to go to the reception!

Hermione

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