+> ZüriHB presents

a Ranma 1/2 Crossover Fanficton

Out of the frying pan and into the fire.
Vom Regen in die Traufe.
written by Kawaii-e based on an idea by Burger Becky


Finally, the last room of the eighth castle was in sight. In this castle, the princess had to be. It would have been very disappointing if the princess were in another castle, again.

He already could feel the hot breath of the evil king. Hot lava everywhere made the innards of this dungeon hot.

One final check of the super powers, and the fight could begin. The big turtle was ahead. Two meters of walking doom, balancing on a little bridge over the lava. "I just have to reach the golden axe", thought our hero. "As I did the last time and the time before that and the time before that.".

The fire from the evil mutated turtle ceased and it started to throw hammers.

This was our hero's chance to dive under it and hit the golden switch to the doom of the evil turtle, and the kingdom would be free once again.

Only three meters.

Two meters,

Almost there.

But then, a loud explosion was heard, and young man fell in. The red hatted hero was stomped into the bridge and knocked out. The big evil turtle turned around slowly, to face a true fighter, a martial artist par excellence.

The Japanese boy was shocked at first, but got his bearings together and checked his surroundings while he got in a ready stance.

The evil king started its breath attack and hammer throws. The young boy instinctively dodged the hammers while jumping over the hot fiery breath.

As he landed on the golden axe, the bridge began to retract. He just had enough time to hold on the axe and the unconscious mustached man.

The green daemon fell in the lava, it tried to swim, but eventually burned in the hot lava. It's skeleton resurfaced briefly.

The young man entered the cavern behind the golden axe, and took the rescued man with him.

In the cavern sat a young lady, nicely dressed, best suited for a princess or a wedding, but not for a prisoner in a cave guarded by giant mutated turtles.

The woman looked up, and stopped sobbing as she heard the approaching footsteps.

Her rescuer dropped her would be rescuer to the floor and approached her.

"What happened to Mario? And who are you?" asked the princess, after she has seen both.

"I'm Ranma Saotome, Sorry about this." said the young man, while scratching his neck in nervousness.

The Princess approached Ranma slowly: "Thank you Ranma! Your quest is over. I present you with a new quest." and then kisses him. "Push Button B to select a world."

Ranma was in a state of shock, but came out of it when the mustached man with a red cap stood up and cried bloody murder. "I'll push B alright!" he exclaimed as he booted Ranma in the rump. "You have chosen the World of Pain you rude boy!".

Ranma stood up and in a ready stance: "That's gratitude for you. I saved you,
remember, and who are you anyway?"

"I'm Super Mario! Rescuer of the Mushroom Kingdom and the Princess is MINE!" cried the red mustache.

In this moment, the princess interrupts the fighters by bashing Mario with a frying pan: "Be nice Mario." She turned to Ranma and took his arm in hers:

"Let's go home, honey."

Ranma was confused and dragged away by the princess.


Disclaimer: Neither Ranma 1/2 nor Super Mario Bros. belong to me.

Authors Notes: a Spamfic, based on an idea by Burger Becky.

What if Ranma simply fell from the sky, land on Mario's head, bounce off and grab the last star. That will drop Bowser into hot lava and release the Princess. She has to marry her rescuer.

Of course Ranma wants nothing to do with this and Mario now wants him dead. :P

Big Special Thanks to: Burger Becky, for Idea, Prereading and stuff.

To be concluded: If someone want's to write more based on this fic, feel free to do so. I certainly don't mind.

Greetings + ZüriHB / Kawaii-e