Not written by me!
A/N: Oh-kay so one day I wanted a friend of mine to write me a fight sence for Ed and Envy so it could be put in a fic of my own. Well She started to write and came up with most of this! This is crap to the max! But its funny in a weird way! Lol so before she could finish any thing another friend of mine took the notebook she was writing this in and wrote the last line! So yeah I hope you all Review and tell me what you think so I can tell my friends what you think of their crap! Thanx! Sunako!
Disclaimer: We do not on FMA! I wish we did though then I could have Envy…. drools
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"YOU BASTARD! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME THAT!" Ed yelled at Envy as he threw a vase at the stupid head. (I just am going to shake my head at this! Such a bad insult)
Envy dodged it with ease " WELL WHAT DO YOU EXPECT! YOUR S-H-O-R-T!"
Silence…..
"What did you just say…?"ed whispered he could feel his left eye twitching madly.
Envy wanted to pick a fight and now he got one. Being the asshole he is he threw more fuel on the flames. With a light smirk he said," W-What was that? I couldn't hear you with your tiny voice, I guess it matches your T-I-N-Y body"
"AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGG.I'M GONNNA KILL YOU MOTHER FUCKER"
Ed jumped over the couch and lunged at Envy. Envy met the flying Ed with a fist in the stomach, Ed started to pull Envy's green hair and bash his palm-tree like head into the floor.
"GET OFF ME YOU LITTLE APE"
"GRRR! WHO ARE YOU SMALLER THEN A TICKS TERD"
While Ed was yelling Envy kicked him off and jumped on his back .He wrapped Ed's braid around his hand and acted like a bull rider as Ed tried to buck him off.
( this is were my other friend took over)
"Not again!" Ed screamed as Envy raped him!
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A/N: and that's it for the crap people! I hope I won't have to up date this!