Heyo, my fellow readers. It is time for the one shot chapter. As some of you know, the Captain America reaction will be delayed due to my painful assignments. I'll start working on it during Christmas break so the chapters would probably be posted either in January or February.
There's also gonna be two important announcements at the end so stay tuned. Now that's out of the way, enjoy this one-shot.
As everyone settled down, Kiddo teleported in front of them. He was wearing an orange variation of his outfit which confused some of the audience.
"Now, before we start seeing the birth of a new hero. We will make a short film first." Kiddo said.
Bakugo groaned, "Another one-shot!?"
"Correct." Kiddo said while simply ignoring Bakugo.
"Will these one-shots really frequently appear?" Spinner asked.
"Well, there are only a few one-shots in the MCU so you don't have to worry about that." Kiddo reassured everyone.
"Whatever. What's the one-shot going to be about?" Shigaraki asked.
"This one-shot will take place before the events of Thor." Kiddo answered. "The central protagonist will be none other than Agent Coulson."
"Hpmh. I hope he's likable in this one. He was a jerk in the previous movie." La Brava said.
"This is a prequel to the previous movie so don't get your hopes up." Gentle said.
00:00 - 00:30
"So this took place when Coulson was driving his way to the crater between Iron Man 2 and Thor." Mirio guessed.
"How do you know?" Amajiki asked.
"Because he's driving the same car." Mirio answered.
00:30 - 00:47
"Yep, it's Coulson indeed." Midoriya said. "I wonder why this one shot shows Coulson's journey to the hammer."
"It's probably to see what he was doing before he arrived at the crater."
"Tsk. Who cares about some useless agent?" Bakugo asked, as he was already getting bored from the one-shot.
00:47 - 00:55
"He can't decide what packet of doughnuts he wants. That's understandable." Uraraka said.
"I'm not really picky when it comes to food, but everyone has a taste preference so I don't judge him." Sato said.
00:55 - 01:01
As everyone was starting to get bored from the meaningless short film, they were instantly wide awake when two people entered the store to rob the cashier.
"It seems that there are still low level thugs who rob stores." Kurogiri said. "And I thought that other universes were peaceful compared to ours."
"There can never be true peace, except for oneself." Shiozaki said.
"I hope you remember that, All Might." Shigaraki glared at All Might, which made the former Symbol of Peace shudder.
01:01 - 01:12
"Well, they have their getaway vehicle now." Nejire said.
"What kind of a robber who doesn't bring their own getaway vehicle? These guys are amateur." Mr. Compress insulted the robbers.
"It's probably their first time robbing a store." Spinner said.
01:12 - 01:20
"Uhm… What is he doing?" Mr. Compress asked. "I may be a villain, but why the heck did he show his gun to them? Did he seriously give up?"
"He's a p*ssy. He knows that he can't take them on." Shigaraki insulted Coulson while chuckling. "He's a pathetic spy."
"I don't know, Shigaraki. He's probably planning something." Kurogiri said. "Agent Coulson isn't the type that gives up so easily."
01:20 - 01:31
"That's a smart idea. If he threw his gun, there's a chance that it might accidentally misfire and hit someone whereas sliding it reduces the chance of misfire, hence why people slide their guns whenever they surrender." Snipe explained.
"Uh… did anybody ask you to give a lecture? Nobody even uses guns here." Shigaraki insulted Snipe.
Snipe chuckled, "Don't forget, Shigaraki. I shot you multiple times and you fell on the ground like a pathetic person."
After hearing those insults, Shigaraki clenched both of his fists in anger. All For One calmed him down, otherwise, he would be obliterated by Kiddo.
01:31 - 01:47
The audience didn't expect it when Coulson threw flour at one of the robbers. Most of them thought that he gave up because he didn't stand a chance.
"He threw that flour as a distraction. He purposely surrendered his gun in order to lower the robbers' guard." Midoriya said.
"That's smart of him. I would've done the same if I didn't have my capturing scarf." Aizawa complimented Coulson.
01:47 - 02:00
The fight was short yet efficient. Most of them weren't surprised that Coulson was able to easily defeat them since he's a high level spy. He probably faced something worse, so a simple gas station robbery would be a piece of cake for him.
"That was amazing." Midoriya complimented Coulson. He wrote down his skills while admiring that, despite not being an equal match with Pro Heroes, he's a professional at his job of dealing threats.
Meanwhile, most of the audience found it lame, especially Bakugo. They simply prefer a fight with Quirks as it's more entertaining. It's boring to see a Quirkless person fight another Quirkless person.
"I'm impressed with Coulson." Nezu complimented, as the students instantly stared at the principal. "He would've gotten an A plus if he was a student. He stopped two armed men with minimal damage to the store, zero casualties, and no critical injuries. And to top it all, he's a Quirkless man."
"Isn't it too much to give him credit? He was fighting two Quirkless people so it isn't that impressive." Ectoplasm pointed out, as Bakugo agrees with him.
"You may be right, but just because he's Quirkless doesn't mean we should ignore his clean demonstration." Aizawa defended Coulson.
02:00 - 02:18
Most of the audience chuckled when Coulson was acting as if he didn't easily knock out two robbers, in addition to him trying to choose a doughnut for his upcoming journey that they already witnessed.
02:18 - 02:27
"Oh man, I wonder what an officer's reaction would be if some guy defeated two robbers because of Tae Bo." Makoto wondered while gleefully staring at her brother.
Naomasa sighed, "Don't glare at me like that, sis."
02:27 - 02:36
"Eh? Coulson didn't pay for the gas!" Hagakure pointed out.
"Well, he managed to save the store and the cashier so he received free gas."
"Unless he already paid for it while buying a doughnut packet." Sato said.
02:36 - 02:46
"Coulson is now on his way to Thor's hammer." Bondo said.
"And the rest is history." Setsuna added.
02:46 - 04:00
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Thor's Hammer
"Damn, that's a long title for a short film." Kaminari said.
"But it was indeed funny." Komori said.
"Now that the lame one-whatever is out of the way, can we NOW watch the real thing!?" Bakugo impatiently asked.
"Sheesh, don't be such a big baby." Kiddo said, while Bakugo just grumbled at him since he's unable to hurt the young deity. "Alright, soldiers. The captain will soon arrive."
NEXT:
CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER (2011)
Author's Notes:
Alright, everybody. I hope you enjoyed the short chapter. I'm about to tell you about the two announcements.
The announcement is that one of the readers named "Ralf Xing" is currently working on a spin-off of my MHA Reacts called "MHA Reacts: X-Men". It'll take place after The Avengers, even though I'm still in the Captain America area. If anyone is interested in their own spin-off of my MHA Reacts then PM, so that we can discuss it.
And the second announcement is I'm making a Kiddo spin-off story. What's it about? It'll be about QnA, so please leave a question for Kiddo and he'll answer it. But I don't know when I'll post the QnA spin-off so stay tuned as well for that.
Stay tuned for the next chapter. Babush!
