DISCLAIMER.
Now let's take a little poll, shall we? Just to ascertain what the general consensus would be. If I owned Yuu Yuu Hakusho, which I do not, how many of us think I'd be wasting my time here instead of publishing more of it and making millions? Hmm, not many. . .

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The stupid idiot got himself bitten by a plant. Moron. Stupid, idiotic moron. He's supposed to be good with plants. Liar. Stupid, idiotic, moronic liar.

I have to drag the stupid, idiotic, moronic liar to a human hospital. I don't want to be anywhere near him. I do not like feeling threatened.

What did Youko mean?

What did I do?

As he is whisked from the emergency room to a more stable environment, the man at the desk asks me for his name and age.

"Fifteen," I say. Silly humans can't even tell I'm unsure. What use is an age?

"And the young man's name, sir?"

"Minamino Shuuichi."

"Thank you, sir. And you are. . . ?"

"Hiei."

"His. . . ?"

I pause. What is that term humans use when referring to allies? "Friend," I say gruffly.

The man looks surprised by this. He asks where 'Minamino-kun's' parents are. Stupid question to ask. Obviously not here.

I am allowed to see him after a few hours. His mother has been contacted and is coming over by train. I sit in the acutely uncomfortable plastic chair beside his bed.

"I don't like your name," I do not hesitate to tell him.

He laughs slightly, eyes closed. His face is fully flushed. He is exhausted. "What would you have preferred to register me as?"

I hesitate. Youko? My mind connects to last week. Definitely not. Simply Minamino? No. Kurama Shuuichi would not have been terrible, perhaps. Kurama. . .

"Kurama. Just Kurama."

His left eye tries and fails to look at me. "Why?"

His curiosity is exasperating. I need a reason? "That's what you are. Kurama."

"Wouldn't my mother have a time puzzling over that one. . ."

"And the authorities." The reason I didn't use it.

"And the demon world."

I nod in agreement. He doesn't see it, of course. "I'm leaving now. Your mother will be here soon."

He seems unhappy. "All right. You'll come back soon?"

Why? "Fine." I leave.

Just Kurama. . . it suits him.