YUGIOH

Intermission

Warning: mild bad language, and a really terrible advertisement.

Brought to you by Whoozle Brand Candy's!

Two people are sitting in a movie theater next to each other.....Kaiba and Joey. Both are calmly watching a movie. Joey is holding a box of Drizzle Candy in his hand. Shaking one out, he popped it in his mouth.

Then in a very scripted voice, he said, "Mmm....this Sniggle...." He stopped, and blinked. Pulling out a piece of paper from behind him, he attempted to read, "Uh....p-...d-....Dizzle? Is that a 'D'??"

Kaiba just shook his head, while rolling his eyes.

"CUT!!"

Drizzle Candy, take 2:

Both men sat at the movie theater, watching a movie. Joey pulled a box of Drizzle Candy up to him and shook a couple out, popping them in his mouth.

"Mmm, yum. This....uh....Dizz....Dizzy Candy is...."

"It's Drizzle, you stupid Bonkotsu!!" Kaiba snapped at him.

"Hey, fuck you, Kaiba! It's a freak'n piece of candy! Why the hell do I have to say the stupid name, anyway!!"

"CUT!!"

Drizzle Candy, take 3:

Both men sat at the movie theater, watching a movie. Joey pulled a box of Drizzle Candy out, shaking a couple in his hand and popping them in his mouth.

"Oh, yeah....these 'Drizzlets' are really something!"

Kaiba slapped his head with his hand.

"I can't wait to....WHAT??" Joey snapped at Kaiba, noticing the man's movement. "What did I do wrong, NOW??"

"Obviously, this incompetent dog can't spell for the life of him. Why don't you just have me do it, so we can get this over with??"

"Hey, screw you! I aint a-...."

"CUT!!"

Drizzle Candy, take 4:

Both men sat in the movie theater. Kaiba pulled a box of Drizzle Candy out, shaking a few into his hand and casually tasting the candy.

Almost immediately after, a very sour look appeared on his face, as he muttered, "This crap tastes like dog shit."

Immediately after, Joey collapsed on the ground in a fit of laugher.

Drizzle Candy, take 5:

Both men sat in the movie theater. Joey pulled a box of Drizzle Candy out, shaking one out and popping it into his mouth.

"Boy, these Drizzle Candies sure taste....you know, they really do taste pretty crappy."

Kaiba covered his face to hide his own amusement on it, as Joey popped another one in his mouth, anyway.

"Oh, for Christ's sake....forget it!! We'll find someone else to do the damn advertisement!!"

When you are in the theater and are hungering for a snack, try Drizzle Candy and slip into colorful tasting fun!!

END

Narr: Hello, I'm back and decided to do some real bad humor in some various shorts. But the main reason for this below comment are mostly for the die-hards that keep returning for my writing. Thank you all. I want you to know that I am back. BUT, I have found my time to do things strung very thin for the summer. Because of which, I will probably not be able to do the weekly writing I normally do. Hopefully, I'll be able to do that again starting in the fall. But I'll still be able to post out my stuff to you all....it'll simply be at a much slower pace than normal. Thank you all for your patience and your dedication to my writing. And for any new readers, I hope you enjoy my stories (smile).