A/N: This is for the bad reviews I have gotten recently for the fic I'm writing right now. No flames because...well just read the fic. Also, the screen names are ones I made up, so if it's by some chance yours, I'm sorry and I'll change it if you wish.
Cloud goes to his computer and checks up on the reviews he's been getting lately about the yaoi fic he's been doing about Reno and Rude...
"Okay, let's see here..."
He notices that he has gotten more reviews since yesterday.
"Yay, new reviews!"
He goes to the first one...
"Hey, your fic is really funny XD. Keep up the good work!" (posted by xvincentXvalentineXloverx)
"Yay!" Cloud shouted with joy, "Okay, next one."
"Ur fic is teh suxOrz XP." (posted by Sephy Owns All)
"...Next one."
"YOU CAN TAKE YOUR FIC AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR (bleep)!" (posted by xRufus is my bishiex)
"Oh my! Okay, next one better be good."
"Your fics suck so much its not even funny. Just quit posting because you're an idiot." (posted by some random guy)
"Grrrrr...ALRIGHT THAT'S IT! I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT SEPHIROTH IS JUST DOING THIS TO PISS ME OFF!"
Cloud turns off his computer and goes over to Sephiroth's house.
ding dong
He opens the door.
"I DON'T WANT ANY CHOCOBO SCOUT COOKIES!"
Cloud shanks him and runs away.
"Dammit, Cloud! You are teh su- I mean...whoops."
END
MORAL: Don't send bad reviews or Cloud will shank you.