"Hey," Kankuro said as he walked over to his brother.

"Have you noticed how many Incest stories there are of us on fan sites?"

"feh..."

The room went quiet as the two brothers stared at each other.

They kissed.

Then stared once more.

"I'm gonna go vomit," Kankuro said as he ran off.

Gaara was left to stand there. A sadistic smile spread across his face as he begin to plot the downfall of incest writers every where.

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Review, Damnit.