Hello all and welcome to the next rendition of, Christmas with an X. Hehe man I love this title, it's kinda catchy!
Sorry, sorry, I know I said I'd put this up on Saturday but I started writing it and sorta though hmm what is Jeans punishment gunna be? Then lost the plot.lol
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Chapter 3- No Holds Barred!
Beep…Beep…Beep beep… Beep…Beep…Be…"Thwak"…blurp bleeeurggggp
Rogue glared at her alarm clock which was making an insufferable beeping sound as it read 7.30AM. Rogue leaned her arm over and whacked it off the side table. As she done this the alarm clock landed with a thud and started making an awful twisted broken beeping noise. Now even more agitated Rogue got out of bed grudgingly and slumped over to where it had landed, picked it up, walked over to the window, then proceeded to open it and throw the clock out of it. Now fully satisfied Rogue trudged over to her vanity and looked into the mirror.
Her hair was stuck out in several directions; her make up which she neglected to take off the previous night was smeared and crusted. All in all Rogue decided she looked like crap. However she couldn't help the smirk that was slowly creeping across her face. She had just remembered that today was the day she would exact her revenge on Jean.
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Rogue ventured out of her bedroom and decided she better get into the bathroom before a queue formed. Unluckily for her the bathroom was in use and there was a person waiting outside. Upon hearing Rogues footsteps the person turned and was about to glare at them, however when she noticed who it was she let out a small smile.
"Good morning Rogue." Wanda smiled.
"It is isn't it." Rogue smiled back.
"Indeed" They both grinned at each other mischievously. Both thinking along the same lines.
"So who are we waitin fo'? ahm actually surprised, normallah there is a much longer queue." Rogue asked looking around the hallway.
"For some reason when people noticed me standing here they ran back into their rooms." Wanda shrugged innocently.
"Wouldn't be cause of a certain threat directed at em, would it?" Rogue raised her eyebrows.
"Hmm… Me? Threaten? Rogue you must have the wrong person." Wanda shrugged in mock surprise. Rogue simply laughed.
"Ok shug, whatevah. Ya got all tha stuff prepared?" Rogue asked lowering her voice.
"Of course, operation snare the snob is on." Wanda said, Rogue couldn't help but laugh at the title Wanda had chosen.
"Snare the snob?"
"Yeah, well it was either that or Bag the bimbo, and technically jean can't be classed as a bimbo as she isn't blonde." Wanda clarified.
"But snare tha snob? It sounds kindah, well sinister doncha think?" Rogue pondered.
"Ok, ok, ok, how about operations embarrass, humiliate, degrade and destroy?" Wanda supplied deep in thought.
"Hmm, actually, it is kinda catchy. Ok it's a done deal, operation embarrass, humiliate, degrade and destroy is on." Rogue decided, causing both girls to immediately burst into hysterics. It was then the bathroom door swung open, revealing a perfect looking Jean.
"What is going on out here?" Jean demanded looking at Rogue and Wanda. "Oh its you two, I thought there was a riot going on."
"We were only laughing." Wanda growled. Jean smiled timidly at Wanda, slightly frightened; she then looked at Rogue who had stopped laughing.
"Rogue… you were… you were laughing!" Jean declared in surprise.
"Well duh, contrarah to popular belief ah do smile an laugh… occasionallah." Rogue folded her arms glaring at Jean.
"Right…so what were you girls laughing at?" Jean asked smiling politely.
"Oh nothing in particulah, ya know just getting into tha whole Christmas spirit." Rogue grinned.
"Oh good! It's nice to see you smile, its brightens up your face, you should do it more often. We were all so worried about you Rogue, we know how your powers get you down this time of year, and it's great to see you enjoying yourself. I knew that show would help lighten you up." Jean beamed kindly. Rogue just glared at her. "Well I had best be off, bathrooms all yours." Jean said finally before flicking her perfect hair over her shoulder and walking off. Rogue continued glaring after Jean's form.
"You have No idea how much that show lightened meh up." Rogue let an evil grin creep across her face, Wanda noticed Rogues reactions and similarly copied. "It'll happen tonight." Rogue said turning to Wanda, who nodded in reply.
"This is gunna be the best Christmas ever." Wanda declared before turning into the bathroom, leaving Rogue to wait her turn outside.
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Rogue waited patiently outside the bathroom, letting her thoughts ponder over her and Wanda's plans for Jean. Everything would hopefully run perfectly, timing had to be exact. Even if everything was 1 minute off, it could screw her plans up big time. As Rogue double checked everything in her mind a shadow loomed behind her. Rogue turned to find Remy standing directly behind her. A shocked expression appeared on Rogues face for a second, but that was quickly replaced by that of awkwardness.
Rogue could feel her cheeks burn as she noticed he was simply wearing tracksuit bottoms. Rogues eyed him up and down, he was so ruggedly handsome. Rogues eyes lingered on his chiselled abs, she had to force herself to resist running her hands up and down them. Rogue swallowed the lump that formed in her throat, she subconsciously licked her lips as they felt dry and she came over all flustered.
"Ello chere, listen Remy be sorry bout last night." Remy apologised smirking at the way Rogues mouth hung open, this seemed to awaken Rogue from her trance.
"Huh? What?... oh, oh yeah last naght, forget it, Ah have." Rogue mumbled looking away. Remy gently lifted Rogue's chin so she would face him.
"Chere what be wrong? Remy worried about ya" Rogue looked at him, anger blazing in her eyes.
"Ya wanna know what's wrong? Maybeh its ya talking in third person. It's friggin annoying." Rogue pulled her face away from him.
"Yo be lying chere. Come on tell this ol' Cajun. Yo seem so distracted." Remy enquired.
"Ya know what; ah think ah preferred ya when ya were bein a perve." Rogue sighed clutching her temples, letting a soft chuckle emanate from Remy. Rogue couldn't help but let a small smile escape from her as well.
"Yo have a beautiful smile Chere." Remy grinned, knowing that Rogue would not answer his serious questions under any conditions, so going back to playful banter seemed the best choice. "An may Remy say, yo looked tres belle in dat lil santa outfit yesterday." Remy smirked sexily as his eyes racked her body.
"No ya may not say, an keep those eyes to yaself bayou boy. Gawd ah spoke too soon, maybeh ah did prefer ya all serious." Rogue moaned, glaring at Remy. Who simply smirked back.
"Well Remy would keep his eyes on himself, but he can see you be doin a better job of dat." Rogue immediately blushed a bright crimson and looked away from him. True she had been staring at him; there was something about him that was hypnotising to her. "Ya look real cute when ya blush chere."
"Shut it swampy." Rogue said completely embarrassed and started slamming on the door to the bathroom to get Wanda to hurry up, so she would be out of this situation.
"Ok, ok gees, chill Rogue I'll be 2 minutes." Wanda shouted through the door. Rogue huffed; she just wanted a quick escape away from Remy.
"looks like yo be stuck here fo a lil longer." Remy grinned, but as soon as he said that Wanda slammed the door open.
"All yours." She said before walking off to her room. Rogue turned to walk into the bathroom, when the door slammed in her face and a clicking sound was heard.
"Huh?"
"Sorry chere too slow." Said an amused Remy from inside the bathroom. He could almost see the steam coming form out her ears.
"Swampy, get yoah rotten, slimey, good fo nuttin ass outta the bathroom, ah was waitin first." Rogue pounded on the door, infuriated. "If ya don't ah'll just break this door offa the hinges and drag yoah sorry ass outta there."
"What? Sorry chere, Remy can't here you he in de shower, but he'd be happy if ya joined him." Rogue heard the reply and was about to make a snappy come back when a thought came to her mind. ' Oh gawd he's naked.'
"Err…ermm…Oh just hurry up gumbo." Rogue yelled and stomped off pink in the face.
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15 minutes later Rogue walked back towards the bathroom hoping Remy had finished. She was a few steps away from the bathroom and stopped dead in her tracks. Her face going pale at the sight in front of her.
"ARRGGHH ah can't believe this!" Rogue declared out in anger. However nobody noticed her as they were all too involved in trying to keep their places in the line for the bathroom.
"Bobby like stop shoving, I was like next." Kitty shouted at Bobby who was trying to squeeze past her.
"Hey no cuts!" Sam said angrily as Tabby tried to sneak in front of him.
"Oww that was my toe!" Amara turned pushing Ray backwards who fell into Jamie, causing 3 Jamie's to be created.
" I new I should have voken up 20 minutes earlier." Kurt moaned, hitting his head with his hand. Rogue couldn't believe it, how on earth did a queue that long form in the space of 15 minutes.
"A Massive friggin mansion that houses lahke 30 people and onlah one bathroom? What tha hell?" Rogue groaned inwardly to herself. Walking away from the bathroom, she could always take a quick dive in the shower in a few hours.
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When Rogue went back to her bedroom, she quickly changed her clothes and made herself look as decent as possible. Rogue stared at her reflection in the mirror.
'It will have ta do.' Rogue was brought out of her reverie by a swift knock at her door.
"Come in." Rogue shouted and in waltzed Wanda.
"Hey, here's all the stuff." Wanda said and promptly dumped a big black sack on Rogues bed.
"Great" Rogue said in glee, her eyes lighting up at the view. Rogue walked over to the sack and tipped all the contents out. "Perfect, Wanda ya ready to go set it all up?" Rogue asked Wanda nodded. "Ok ah'll go fahnd Scott, This is gunna be fun, this'll show miss perfect." Rogue sneered, scooping the contents back into the black bag and handing them back to Wanda.
"No holds barred." Wanda grinned
"Oh definatlah!" Rogue smirked back. "Lets git a move on, we ain't got much tahme." Finally both girls walked out of the room for their prospective tasks.
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OOOoh so what is this plan against Jean? Well to be honest I dunno.lol you tell me.. hehe I have an idea of how I want it to go, but as to the plan, err not a clue.lol
Well anyway hope you enjoyed. This chapter didn't go as I wanted, but I'm sure it'll even out.lol
For those who don't know what No holds barred means, basically it means without fear or favour. Ya know doing summit without restraint or hesitation.
anyways thanks for reading! Toddles Nettlez