Disclaimer:I do not own Inuyasha.
Sorry it took me so long. Here is the final product.
"Renkotsu-aniki help me make breakfast!"Jakotsu called.
"Never, you gay cross-dresser!"
Jakotsu was standing outside of the commander's room, trying to persuade him to help cook breakfast.
"Ren-chan,"Jakotsu said sweetly,"come help me make breakfast."
Bankotsu innocently walked by,"What are you doing Jakotsu?"
"Trying to get Renkotsu-aniki to help me make breakfast,"Jakotsu replied innocently,"He's never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever made breakfast."
"Well,is it okay if I stood around and watched?"
Jakotsu nodded and continued his conversation with Renkotsu,"REN-CHAN, are you sure you don't really want to help me make breakfast?You've never ever ever ever ever ever ever made breakfast before,right REN-CHAN?"
Bankotsu tried to hide his laughter at how Jakotsu put an emphasis on some of the words.
"REN-CHAN,are you absolutely positively sure you don't want to come?"Jakotsu proceded to say.
"I'll help you,just this once on one condition,"Renkotsu said giving in to a certain feminine man standing outside his door.
"What is it?"Jakotsu asked as Renkotsu came out of his room and walked towards the kitchen.Bankotsu left to wake up the other lazy mercenaries,"What is it Ren-chan?"
"Don't call me Ren-chan."
"That's your condition,Ren-chan?"
"What did I say about calling me Ren-chan?"
"Oh yeah,oops, I'll call you Renkotsu-chan.Or I can call you Ren,Ren-chan---"
"If you can't handle this resposibility, then how are you the third-in-command?"
"Thats why Bankotsu didn't switch our positions,aniki."
"I'll help you cook if you stop acting gay today."
"Okay Ren-chan!"Jakotsu agreed, not knowing how hard the task will be.
"You shouldn't walk around dressed like a women."
"It gives me pride."
"Why do you hate women when you act like one?"
Jakotsu didn't find an adequate anwser, so he stomped off to change his clothes.
Bankotsu nearly fainted.Jakotsu was dressed as a MALE samurai.
"Jakotsu,are you alright?Why are you wearing men's clothing?" Bankotsu asked, looking at his comrade like it was the end of the world. "Jakotsu,Inuyasha's coming over tonight.Is it wise to let him know about this?"
"Oo-aniki,Renkotsu-aniki won't help me cook if I don't meet his standards."
"Don't let him cook then."
"I can call him Ren-chan now.Maybe I can annoy him so much that he'll give in to feminine clothing."
"Be my guest.Here he comes now!"
Jakotsu ran over to Renkotsu, who was not even fazed be the display."Finally found the secret to being aman?"
"Ren-chan,are you old?"
"Why are you asking me this?"
"You seem so ...mature when you're younger than some of the others in theShichinintai."
"Shut up and die."
"Ren-chan,Inuyasha is coming over tonight."
"So? Let the basterd do what he wants."
"Can I call you Ren-chan in front of them,Ren-chan?"
"Say it and die."