Author's Note: So, ah... I'M BACK! Are you as happy as me?

Well, school's out for summer as of yesterday and I thought you've all waited long enough for the sequel. Hopefully, it's as good as it's former.

About me, I'm going to be a Junior next year and I'm sixteen with a license and no car. I've also noticed that none of you know what your beloved Lady Stone looks like, so... http/img107.echo.cx/img107/4196/mepretty3wg.jpg

Warning: This fanfiction contains mild hints of slash (same-sex pairings). You've been warned.

Stuck In Idiotville II

by Lady Stone

Severus Snape watched Potter and Black snickering in the corner during Transfiguration. They were laughing about something and kept glancing over at him; Snape became uneasy but just sneered at the two. Eventually, Black stood up and made his way towards Snape.

Snape gripped his wand underneath the table and looked about the room for McGonagall; unfortunately she had to rush Peter Pettigrew to the Hospital Wing due to the ill-favored purple bubbles quickly descending from his ears. Snape knew beforehand that Pettigrew shouldn't have been partnered with Malfoy.

"Hullo there, Snivellus." Black said cheerfully and rested his elbow against the table. Snape quickly glanced up at him and glared.

"Get away from me, Black." Snape quipped at him.

"Aw, Snape. You should be happy someone's talking to you. Considering no one likes you." Black smiled innocently and tapped his fingers on the desk.

"I have friends." Snape muttered and his hand began shaking; holding his wand fearfully.

"Like who?" Even before Snape opened his mouth, Black already had something to say. "Even Eddie doesn't like you."

Snape world crashed around him and his eyes began to fill with tears. "How dare you?" Snape asked scratchily, and his body shuttered. "You don't know that!"

"Oh yes, I do. He told me." Black nodded happily, "I wouldn't be surprised if I were you, Snivellus."

"No he didn't!"

"But, I did... Severus." Snape whirled around and to his horror, came face-to-face with a live-size Eddie the Elf.

"How could you? I thought we were friends?" Snape cried, ashamed.

"For one reason, Severus. Just one reason..." Eddie the Elf stood before him, and with great courage said, "It's just... It's just... Your teeth are crooked. They remind me of a chain saw... And chain saws scare me, Severus."

Snape stared dumbfounded at Eddie and then suddenly burst into tears as he heard Black laughing his head off behind him.

"Snape, Snape! Get your big butt out of bed and give me your jello!" Malfoy's voice screamed in his ear.

Snape eyes flew open, and he quickly realized he was safely in his dorm room, in his own bed. It was just a dream; Eddie didn't really hate him.

Snape sighed in relief and looked over at Malfoy, who was standing there in little heart boxers and was holding a bowl of jello.

"I told you I liked green jello, not this awful red stuff." Malfoy fumed, and then carefully dropped the jello over Snape's head and walked away.

Snape sat there with the jello dripping from him, and smiled. It was okay; because Eddie really did like him.

Remus Lupin awoke to a big yearning for jello, for some odd reason. Within opening his eyes, gray one starred back at him. Normally, Remus would yell a curse, but today he just threw a pillow at Padfoot's head. "I wish you'd stop watching me sleep."

"I only do it because it wakes you up." Padfoot informed him. "It's part of theory that when you stare at someone long enough, they acknowledge it and look at you. So, it wakes you up. I think the study was called-"

"Padfoot?" Moony asked uneasily.

"Yes?" Padfoot replied.

"Just... Stop." He sighed and stood up. Looking around, he came to the realization that James and Peter were absent.

"They went to breakfast." Padfoot said and walked over to the door, "I'm going too. I'll see you later."

"Yup, bye Pads." Moony spoke and went over to his trunk, with opening it he took out his pants and slowly pulled them on. He closed his trunk and looked up; at Padfoot. "You also need to stop watching me dress."

"Well, that's also part of a study," Padfoot began. "It's called How Sexy Is Remus Lupin?"

Moony grumbled something under his breath and shook his head.

"I don't think I've gathered enough data, so I'll have to conduct more research." Padfoot nodded.

"Well, until then I'll be changing in the bathroom." Moony clarified.

"That was my muffin!" Peter yelped at James, who had idly grabbed his muffin.

"The basket is bottomless! Grab another bloody muffin!" James snapped.

Wormtail glared at him, but still helped himself to another muffin and turn away from Prongs for the rest of breakfast.

Prongs rolled his eyes, and then saw Lily sit down in front of him. "Good morning, Evans. You look exceptionally beautiful this morning." Prongs grinned slyly.

Lily frowned and rolled her eyes. "Shut it, Potter. I only came over here to ask you what our Charms assignment was from yesterday."

"I wouldn't know. I was too busy missing you." Prongs said cheekily.

Lily sighed, "Potter..."

"We had to write eight inches about a specific dragon." Moony announced as he sat down next to her; Padfoot sitting down next to Prongs.

"Thank you, Remus." Lily smiled.

"No problem." Moony turned away and started pilling his plate with food.

"You know... I've been meaning to ask you guys; considering it's been nearly a month since you all were locked in there..." Lily turned and pointed at the sole door across the Hall, which had know been covered with Caution tape thanks to Moony and Prongs. "What all happened in there?"

The four Marauders went completely silent and they all exchanged knowing looks; all at the exact same time they recited, "Nothing."

Lily growled and stood up. "Fine. Don't tell me." Huffily, she walked to the other side of the table and sat down.

"That part of our lives never happened." Prongs nodded. The three others agreed silently. "We will never relive that, ever."

Moony looked up curiously at the Slytherin table at Snape; who hair was oddly dyed green. "Stranger things have happened."

To Be Continued...

Author's Note: I know it's not funny... But wait until the next chapter when all the fun begins; today I just wanted to give you guys something for all that waiting you've been doing.

Review and tell me how much you missed me!

Sincerely,

Stone