Author's Note: So, another year has passed without an update. Wow. I suck, don't I? School's been out for two weeks, and I'm ready to start this thing finally. I'm a senior now, with a car and two jobs. So, my time gets split between working, hanging out with my friends, and applying to colleges. Somehow, I've been able to nudge some time away for you guys.

This time, I promise.

Warning: This fanfiction contains mild hints of slash (same-sex pairings). You've been warned.

Stuck in Idiotville II

By Lady Stone

Lily Evans was undoubtedly a studious person, one who knew all the answers to just about everything. Although, to know such things means one must be curious. Extremely curious, that is.

Lily knew that sometimes she went too far, perhaps what she was planning to do was even to heinous to consider. Of course, Lily figured no harm would be done.

Lily ignored the triggers going off inside her head and kept to setting the magical camera atop the cabinet in the far corner of adarkened room. Lily sighed in exhaustion while trying to figure out the exact angle for the camera to be set. "This is just about as frustrating as trying to figure out what Sirius' sexuality is." Lily grumbling quietly.

Sirius Black awoke in the dead of night to the suspicion that somewhere in the world, someone was thinking of him. Rolling over and glancing towards Remus' bed, Sirius winked knowingly and fell back asleep; dreaming of hair gel and lollipops.

James Potter groggily leaned over his bed to check his watch. Realizing that he still had two hours until Peter sat up to start crying about biscuits and butter, James groaned and rubbed his eyes.

"You awake too?" Moony's soft voice drifted across the room.

"Yeah, mate. I have no clue why." Prongs replied tiredly.

"I had an odd dream about Padfoot offering me a lollipop." Moony sounded confused.

Prongs frowned, "That's what woke you?"

"No, not that. Just the fact Padfoot kind of looked a little crazy... Like he drugged the lollipop or something." Moony shivered. "It was a bit creepy."

Prongs snorted.

"Butter... Bis... Butter and biscuits!" Wormtail suddenly yelped.

James sighed. "Not yet, Wormtail. Two more hours"

"Lollipop?" Wormtail sat up quickly with big eyes.

"Umm..." Moony stood up onto the hardwood floor. "No?"

Wormtail blinked. "What are you talking about?"

"You just asked for a lollipop." Prongs replied.

"Sure I did, Prongs. Sure I did..." Wormtail side glanced at him and stood up as well.

Padfoot shot up from bed and yelled happily, "Lollipop?"

Moony rubbed his eyes annoyingly, "No!"

"No, I was asking if anyone wanted one." Padfoot slowly raised his arm to show he was holding four lollipops in his left hand.

His roommates shot each other curious glances and shrugged.

Fifteen minutes later, the four were quickly walking down the corridor with lollipops between their teeth.

"Yummy, where'd you get these?" Prongs asked as he happily ate his lollipop.

"Not quite sure. Sort of found them." Padfoot shrugged the question off.

Moony grew quiet. "Know what? This is too good to care where the heck it came from right now."

"Sounds good to me. " Wormtail and Prongs replied in unison.

"You know what I was thinking, guys?" Padfoot questioned them.

"What, Pads?" Moony asked.

"I feel like going back to the room." Padfoot said.

Silence.

"What room?" Wormtail asked shakily.

"You know. The Room"

"The Room?"

"You're crazy!"

"You're an idiot!"

"Let's do it."

"Yeah, what he- Wait, Prongs, what did you just say?" Moony asked flabbergasted.

"Let's do it. I mean, we're prepared now. We all have our wands and we know not to shut the door." Prongs shrugged. "No big deal."

"No big deal?" Moony yelled. "Are you kidding me! That place traumatized me! I have to take private lessons with Flitwick now!"

"Aww... Why not with me?" Padfoot whimpered.

"SEE! That's what the room did!" Moony jumped back and pointed at Padfoot.

Prongs rolled his eyes. "That's just Padfoot being stupid."

"Aka, himself." Wormtail nodded along.

"We befriended Snape!" Moony fell to his knees. "We sang that awful, horrible, soul killing song-"

"What, Jingle Bells?" Padfoot asked.

"DON'T SAY THAT!" Moony screamed crazily.

"Shh! We're going to get caught being out this early in the morning!" Prongs hissed and covered Moony's mouth with his lollipop. "Crap. Moony germs." Prongs frowned.

Moony grabbed frantically at the lollipop and attempted to pull it free from his lips, unfortunately it didn't work.

"I can lick it off for you, Moony!" Padfoot jumped forward excitedly.

Moony's muffled scream sounded as he turned around quickly to run away, only to run into the wall and be knocked backward; unconscious.

"Wow." Padfoot sounded shocked as he looked over at the peaceful Moony. "Do you think he'll have long lasting damage from that... I mean, that has to be the tenth time in the last month or two."

Wormtail shrugged. "The rest of us are okay."

Prongs whimpered for the loss of his lollipop.

A few minutes later Prongs, Wormtail, and Padfoot with a sleeping werewolf on his back stood before The Room.

"We're really going to do this, right?" Prongs asked quietly.

"Guess so." Wormtail whispered.

Padfoot snickered. "I just want to see what Moony does when he wakes up in there."

Prongs rolled his eyes, but still pushed open the door. He frowned, "Weird. It opened pretty easy for being locked."

"Maybe someone else has been in here?" Wormtail questioned.

"My guess is Snape mourning for Eddie." Padfoot announced and walked into the room, carefully trying to not harm Moony, yet somehow accidentally running the poor werewolf's head into the siding none-the-less.

From a distance, Lily Evans grinned happily as she watched Sirius trot into the room, with Peter in tow, and James still trying to pull his lollipop from Moony's lips.

As soon as the four had entered into the room, Lily Evans ran forward at an astounding speed to only be knocked to the ground forcefully by an idle biscuit on the ground. Huffing, she stood up and ran quickly (but yet, cautious) towards the room.

She slammed it shut and locked it with the strongest magic she knew, and some duck tape. You never know.

Instead of screaming, Padfoot dropped Moony, Wormtail fell over, and Prongs was too busy to notice the large bang of the door closing due to laughing at the tied up Severus Snape on the floor.

Although, once he did realize the door was shut, he cried.

To Be Continued...

Author's Note: I miss writing this. I had fun though, and I definitely remember why I liked it so much.

Hope you enjoyed it; comment if you want it to be continued.

Sincerely,

Stone