Luikaki: Uh, let's see, uh . . . this is my first one! Don't hurt me!
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Episode 49 – Part 1
Envy popped the cork off the wine bottle. "Cheers!" He sat atop the tied-up Al and drank.
"I hate you!" Al shrieked.
Envy ignored the not-so-nice comment. He was already half-way done with the bottle. "You want the rest?" the homunculus asked Al with a drunken grin.
"What do you think?" Al snapped. There was a silence. Envy was trying to figure out why he said that.
"Oh, that's right. You're too young," Envy replied. He finished the wine and threw the bottle against the wall. He stood up; kicked Al's head, then left.
"There were so many times when I should have died," Al mused dramatically. Flashbacks began. There was that time when he was little when he accidentally hit a bird's nest with a broom and rabid hummingbirds attacked him. And that time when he got a paper cut. And when a runaway train almost hit him. Note that in the anime, the flashbacks were slightly different.
Meanwhile, Ed has entered the mansion. How the hell did he get there so fast? I dunno. "Al! Where the hell are you?" Ed called out. No answer, so he kept on walking.
Ed entered that fancy room where Rose was supposed to be dancing in, but she's not there yet. Neither was anyone else, but a piss-drunk Envy screwing around in a dress.
"You bastard! Where's my brother?" Ed yelled. He turned his automail arm into a blade and charged at Envy.
"Oh dear, someone catch my fall!" Envy swooned. He fell towards Ed and the shrimp just moved out of the way. Envy fell flat on the floor. He quickly stood up. "Hey, what the hell, you – you – I don't even know you! Get out of my house!"
"Sorry, I didn't think you'd really fall," Ed apologized. He helped Envy up. "Hey, wait a minute! Why am I helping you?"
"Because you love me!"
Ed stared blankly at the drunk. "What the hell? And why are you wearing a dress?"
"Huh?" Envy looked down at himself. "Holy crap, I am!" He giggled and twirled around. "Don't I look pretty?"
Ed was so disturbed; he wanted to run away crying. But then he remembered why he came. Well, at least he thought he did. "Where's the bathroom?"
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