Hey everyone. I have a new story here. This idea was given to me by xXShadowedfateXx and is therefor dedicated to that individual. I hope you enjoy this! Oh and xXShadowedfateXx I was reading your pairing list and I decided to add a bit of Gaara/Naruto in it as well. Enjoy!

My Stupid Dobe- Written by Katelyn McGlone

Chapter One- The Offer

It was a plesent day. All was normal for the blond boy... or as normal as things could get... He glanced over at Sasuke. The other was most definatly in a mood today. That would be normal, as the boy was always brooding and all, but today was off. Sasuke had made no attempt to say anything to him today. Naruto figured he could talk for hours to his friend, but get no reaction what so ever. Let's face it, the silence was killing the normally talkative boy.

Naruto quit walking. This caused the Uchiha to look back at his friend in a slightly worried manner. "What's wrong Dobe?" he asked as the other folded his arms across his chest.

Naruto pouted cutely. "You've only said about five words to me since we left your house... AND they wern't even insults! What's up with that? I think you must be getting sick! It's so unlike you to not even make an EFFORT to insule me!" Naruto continued to ramble.

Sasuke shook his head and watched as Gaara and his sister were walking past them without even so much as a hello.

Naruto seemed to forget why he was angry when he saw his Sand Village buddy. "Hey Gaara! How've you been? It's been a while huh?"

A small smile played at the sand masters lips. "It has been a while Naruto. But you didn't seem to change much since then have you? Only you though I suppose. I've been busy though... I'm here on buisness but I'm going to take a break. Would you like to join me?" he offered tiltng his head slightly.

Sasuke was seething. Why was he so angry though? It wasn't even like he liked the blond... After all, he always had to make an effort to protect him from everything. Who wouldn't though? The blond was too innocent for words... and anything could hurt that! Naruto didn't need something like that. He was fine as he was!

Naruto smiled his classic grin. "I'd love to Gaara! We have SO much to catch up on! I mean, they have this new flavor of ramen and I think you'd like it!" Naruto was talking Gaaras' ear off about the ramen, but the red haired boy didn't seem to mind much, as he let himself be drug off by the blond towards the said stand.

Sasuke watched the pair leave and couldn't help but bite his thumb nail out of habit. Gaara wouldn't try anything funny towards Naruto... would he? 'UGH! Now I know how Naruto must feel when he thinks too hard!' Sasuke thought with a grumble, barely noting that he almost bit his thumb nail off. Suddenly an idea came to mind. It was perfect! First of all, it would let Naruto be himself, but let everyone else know he was his pet. 'Pet? Hmm... it's a thought... It does have a ring to it after all...' With that, Sasuke walked towards the pet store. An unSasukelike grin found its way to his face. He stalked off towards the ramen stand, hiding from sight but clearly spying.

Gaara was mid sentence when Sasuke arrived andwhat he heardtotally panicked the Uchiha. "- so cute... Naruto would you like to come to the Sand Village with me. It would be nice having you there. It would sure lift everyones' spirits. Besides, I wouldn't mind having you by my side when I become Kazekage."

Narutos' eyes widened slightly as he pulled the red head into a hug. "Oh it sounds like so much fun! I'd love to go!" He relased the future Kazekage, who was blushing slightly at the sudden touch. "Besides, I hardly ever get to leave here!"

Sasuke muttered curse words under his breath and focused his chakara to his feet as he climbed the tree that would get him closest to Naruto. He walked to a branch that hung directly over the blond. Gaara and Naruto were so focused on eachother, they wouldn't notice Sasuke... the sight almost made him sick... He reached down to clasp his new collar on Naruto, but he lost his footing in the process. He fell from the tree and right into Narutos' lap.

Naruto blinked as Sasuke made himself comfortable in blonds lap from where he fell. "Um... Hi?" Sasuke offered, a light tinge gracing his facial features.

Naruto smiled akwardly. "Hi yourself!" he glanced over at Gaara, who was glaring daggers at the Uchiha, but it was half hearted as a knowing smile played at his lips.

Sasuke took a hint and the blush deepened as he climbed off of Naruto. "Um sorry about that... I-"

Naruto cut him off. "No harm here. Don't worry about it." he laughed lightly and turned back to Gaara as they planned their trip to the Sand Villiage.

Sasuke sighed and watched the two. 'Maybe they are good together... but I can't help this feeling of jelousy... Damn! What's wrong with me!'


Hmmm Sasukes' jelous... What now? Well next chapter involves Gaara and Narutos' trip to the Sand Village... and Kiba comes into the picture... Strange stuff eh? This author has it all figured out so don't question her judgement. It'll all work out in the end. Oh and to clear this up now, the main pairing is Naruto/Sasuke, but there will be partial Naruto/Gaara. Well untill then, Later much!