Luikaki: Damn, and I barely started this yesterday! Hope it's good!
Episode 49 – Part 2
Anyone wondering what Dante's doing? No? Oh, well. She's touching Rose. "What a nice body . . ." the perverted Dante whispered. The intense shock of this snapped Rose out of her spell.
"Ew, what the hell, you bitch!" Rose screamed. She slapped away Dante's hand from her face and ran away screaming with her baby.
Dante sat silently. Then Gluttony stormed into the room and started shaking her, asking, "Where's Lust? Where's Lust?"
Dante said nothing. She was too disappointed that she scared her almost-new body away. "Why am I still sitting around? I should chase after her . . ." She thought for a moment. "Screw it, I'm too old." Then she slapped Gluttony away.
Meanwhile, Ed and Envy were dancing in the big dance room. "How the hell did this happen?" Ed wondered. He shrugged. "Right, left, right, left . . ."
"I can see right over your head!" Envy giggled, still heavily intoxicated.
Ed got the evil eyes. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL HIS MOM SAT ON HIM AND–" He lost his voice when Envy placed gentle fingers over his lips.
"You're so cute when you're mad," Envy whispered and moved his face closer to Ed's.
Ed blushed a little and he felt like he needed to change the subject. This was getting weird. He tried to move his head back farther. "Uh, you've haven't told me where the bathroom is . . ."
"Oh my, we shouldn't move this relationship so quickly!" Envy giggled. Then he let himself fall because he felt tired. Poor little Ed could not hold him up so they both fell.
Envy's body was warm – but freakin' heavy. And the smell of wine was really strong. "Uh, are you gonna get off?" Ed asked. His mind told himself to push Envy away, but his body was frozen.
"I dunno; you tell me," Envy replied with a smile. He started playing with Ed's hair, twirling the bangs around a finger. And that was when Rose ran in.
"Eww! No wonder you didn't fall for me, Ed!" Rose squealed. She looked at Envy. "Wait, you're a guy, right?"
"Why? Don't I look like one?" Envy asked.
"Uh, no . . . you're wearing a dress." Rose looked down at herself. "Hey look, we're wearing the same one!"
"Aw crap . . ." Envy started because he knew how horrible it is for two people to show up wearing the same dress. He smacked his lips. "One of us is gonna have to change."
Rose lowered her eyelids. "Well, who do you think that's gonna be?"
No one is good at trivial questions when they're drunk, so Envy replied, "You, right?"
Ed had to butt in: "Damn it, you can change without even moving, Envy! And get off!"
Envy sat up on Ed's stomach to ponder over what he said. He tried different poses. He crossed his legs. That hurt Ed. Then he spread his legs out. Now Ed really needed to go to the bathroom.
Ed would die of embarrassment if he wet himself in the presence of Rose and Envy. But why did his pants feel funny in the first place? Holy crap!
Meanwhile, with Al: "Nii – saaan!" Poor Al was forgotten.
Luikaki: Heh, poor Al.