Luikaki: And Wrath finally debuts!

Episode 49 – Part 3

Wrath came into the dance room crying. "Mommy! You've gotta bring my mommy back!" He kneeled down and clung onto Envy.

Envy stared at Wrath through intoxicated eyes. "Huh? Where'd she go?"

"She evaporated!"

Envy snorted. "Man, if I wasn't drunk, I, I still wouldn't believe you!"

While Wrath tried to convince Envy that he wasn't bullshitting, Ed was still under Envy, continually mumbling, "Think un-sexy thoughts. Think un-sexy thoughts." The first thought that came to mind was Winry shaving her legs. That helped only slightly. Then Ed forced his little mind to imagine Armstrong joining Winry. All feelings from his waste down died. He sighed of relief.

Envy looked down at Ed as if he'd just realize he was there. "Damn, you look so freakin' familiar . . ." Envy pointed out. With his finger. He got Ed's eye.

"Ow."

"Oh, that's right!" Envy gasped. "You're that chibi-san! That bastard I hate!" He made an evil face that scared the crap out of Ed. "Your father, he . . . he . . ." Envy started to cry. "He left me!" He hugged Ed and buried his face in his chest. "He thought I was ugly! And that's why I make myself look like this! Plus, I like making fun of fanboys that fall in love with me." (Luikaki: Aw, crap. Damn you, Envy!)

Rose glanced around nervously. "Uh, can I leave now?"

"I guess," Wrath said, wiping his eyes. He pointed to the exit.

Rose was about to leave, but then Dante came in all pissed off – mostly because Gluttony was still bothering her. "Lust? Where'd Lust go? Where's Lust? Where could-"

"Damn, I wanna hit you!" Dante spat, shaking a fist. But she wanted to be nice. Then she saw Envy crying on top of Ed. And Rose leaving. And Wrath politely showing her the way. She punched Gluttony to let out some of her anger. Gluttony was sad. He went to a corner and cried.

Rose and Wrath gasped. "Shame on you!"

Dante ignored them. She went to Envy. "What the hell's your problem? Where's Al? Why are you on top of Ed? Why are you crying? And why are you wearing a dress?"

"Don't yell at me!" Envy cried some more. Ed patted his back, trying to calm him down, but Envy went hysterical. "I'm so confused! I'm in a dress and I'm crying on top of Ed! Don't you see how hard this is on me?"

Ed had a suggestion. "Well, you can get off me, take off the dress, and –"

"Ed!" Envy gasped. "What are you thinking?"

"What are you thinking?"

Envy stopped crying. "I have a plan." He caressed Ed's face and whispered, "Let's kill Dante. Together."

Ed blushed again. He bit down on his lips. His heart was pounding. And then Dante said, "I'm standing right here, you idiot."

Luikaki: Whew! End of episode 49!