Luikaki: Hmm, I wonder what else Havoc and Fury did while they were dressed as Roy and Riza.

Episode 50 – Part 1

Envy hopped off of Ed and changed out of his dress back into his bra-thing and skort. Ed got off the floor and clapped his automail arm into a blade in one movement.

Dante sighed. "You two are retards. I can whoop your asses in my sleep."

"Aw, my mom does think of me!" Envy giggled.

Dante was disturbed, then distracted since Ed came after her. He came at her head-on, so she easily blocked him by placing her palm on his forehead so his arm couldn't reach her. Ed was pissed, unable to stab her.

"You're just like your father," Dante said.

Back in the day, when Dante and Hohenheim were young and in their original bodies, they got into a serious fight that almost killed them both. They both fought relentlessly in a field of daisies. Hohenheim charged at her and she just put her palm on his forehead to stop him.

"A tomato's a fruit!" Hohenheim shrieked.

"No, it's a vegetable!" Dante yelled back. "Why else does it go bad in room temperature?"

"'Cause you suck! Damn, why did I marry you?" Hohenheim moved back and transmuted part of the ground into a halberd.

Ed moved back and transmuted part of the ground into a halberd. He dashed towards Dante again and this time Envy backed him up. They both attacked from different angles and both missed since Dante is one crafty bitch. She moved out of the way.

Envy clumsily crashed into Ed and kicked him with all his might.

Ed went flying a couple of feet. "What the hell? Aren't we on the same side?"

"Oh, sorry." Envy scratched the back of his head. "It's just you guys look alike!"

"How the hell do I look like Dante?" Ed shrieked, rubbing his face where Envy kicked him.

Wrath clapped and giggled. "Let's stay a little longer!" he told Rose. "I wanna see who wins!"

"What kind of fight is this?" Dante sighed. She just watched as Envy helped Ed up, dusted him off, and kissed his boo-boo.

Ed rubbed his cheek, all embarrassed. "Lemme finished her," Envy told him. He ran towards Dante in a curved line since he almost fell over. Then he threw a punch way too early and missed by a mile and fell flat on the floor.

"You've gotta be kidding me!" Dante almost laughed, hiding her face in her hands.

Envy was quick to get back up since he wanted to make a dramatic scene in front of Ed. "Watch me! Watch me, Ed!" he declared. He kicked Dante in a drunken twirl and actually hit her because she was busy laughing. But Ed didn't watch. He was still thinking about the random kiss. Envy turned back to Ed. "Aw, you didn't watch!" he whined.

"You can't hit me! I'm a girl!" Dante shrieked. She kicked Envy on his shins.

Envy hissed. "You're kicking, Dante? Where's your fancy alchemy?"

"Right up your ass if you don't stop this shit!" Dante clapped her hands and created a snake coming out of the ground.

"Holy crap! How'd you do that?" Envy shrieked.

Ed knew that as long as Envy was like this, he was screwed. So he went back into the joke of a fight with his halberd. And yes, he's forgotten about Al again.

Luikaki: The rest of this horrifying "fight" will continue soon!