Luikaki: Wanna guess how Dante dies? Ready? Okay.

Episode 50 – Part 3

Envy lifted his drill-arm up, ready to strike the ground; Ed screamed in terror; but then Envy decided to use his normal arm instead. He punched the ground enclosing Ed and it crumbled into pieces.

"What the hell was the drill for?" Ed shrieked.

Envy giggled. He stared at his arm in wonder as it turned back to normal. "Isn't that awesome?" Then he remembered something. "Weren't you supposed to give me a shiny?"

Ed stood up and dusted himself off. "Oh, about that –eek!" Envy put a hand in his pocket. Ed did nothing at first since it felt ... good. And then Envy searched through it as far as his hand would go. Ed hopped away. "Don't do that!" he squeaked.

Envy pouted. "You promised . . . Now I won't be able to buy nice things. Like maybe something not so tight." He lifted the skirt part of his skort. Everyone stared in shock. "Look at this! It's so revealing! I need new clothes! Look at this!"

"Stop it!" Ed shrieked. He pulled Envy's arms away from his skort. "Remember what we're supposed to do? Kill Dante!"

"No, we'll get in trouble!" Wrath whined.

"Not if we kill her before she kills us!" Envy declared. "'Cause then she'll be dead!"

"Oh," Wrath replied. "That makes sense."

Meanwhile, Dante was having a hard time looking for Al. "Damn, where the hell did Envy put him?" She looked through an empty room and well, it was empty. She slammed the door angrily and went on down the corridor. "I might have to wait until he sobers up..."

And that was when Envy ambushed her. "I got you!" He came from the ceiling and slammed into the ground behind Dante.

Dante quickly turned around. "What the . . ." She took a step back and "AHH!" she fell down the stairs. Envy and the others scurried to watch the scene. Dante was screaming for her life and her body was flopping every which-way down the loooong flight of stairs.

There was silence when she hit the ground. She lay motionless, making no noise.

Ed broke the silence. "Daaaaamn, that's a crappy way to die."

"Mommy . . ." Envy said in a sad voice. "Well, at least she died with dignity."

"She fell down the stairs!" Rose said.

"Wow, that's pathetic," Wrath commented. "And after you guys tried so hard to kill her."

"So . . ." Ed said. "Now what?"

"We do what everyone does when someone dies. . ." Envy said. "PARTY! I know where the wine cellar is!" He headed down the stairs. Everyone but Ed followed. Gluttony took a bite of Dante's leg, but she didn't taste so great, so he left the rest.

Ed rubbed his chin. "Damn, what am I forgetting?" He closed his eyes and tried to think. But all he could see was Envy's crotch and him saying, Look at this! Look at this! Ed assumed this meant that he really wasn't forgetting something. So he followed the others to the wine cellar. "I could really use a drink anyway."

Back with poor little Al: "One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do," he sang quietly because there was nothing else for him to do. "Two can be as bad as one, it's the loneliest number since the number one. . . Ni-san, what's taking you so long . . ?"

Luikaki: Pretty classic, huh?