Luikaki: Last episode!

Episode 51 – Part 1

They entered the cellar, wine bottles covering the walls. Envy was first to attack them. "I win!" he giggled. The others ignored him and got their own bottles, except for Rose's baby of course.

Gluttony took an entire wall for himself, eating the glass and shelves and all. He sat down, felt a bit dizzy, then he saw Wrath sitting and felt offended. What a copy-cat! Gluttony went up to Wrath and head-butted him.

"Stop that," Wrath replied calmly. He pushed Gluttony and that soothing rocking makes him go to sleep.

Rose is a hallucinating drunk. "Oh, my God! That's my song!" she squealed, though there was no music. She placed her baby on the floor and grabbed Ed's arms. "Let's dance!"

Envy sees this, so he naturally pushes Rose to the ground. "Don't touch him!" he shrieked, threw an empty bottle at Rose, and hit Wrath instead.

Wrath falls unconscious, so now he and Gluttony are both sleeping like Rose's baby. Aw!

Ed stares at his newly opened bottle. He had second thoughts about drinking. "… I don't think this is a good idea."

"Oh, don't worry baby!" Envy said in a high voice, throwing an arm around Ed. "Trying to bring your mommy back was a bad idea, but you did that!"

Envy's point was a pretty bad one, but Ed's curiosity to drink alcohol for the first time won. So he did drink. And it was like French-kissing a palm tree. He felt relaxed, light, happy, until Envy stuck a hand in his pants.

"What are you doing?" Ed squeaked.

"I'm still looking for the shiny." Envy wrapped both hands around Ed's waist and they both fell again.

"Oh sure, you can dance with him!" Rose whined. Then she blindly searched around the floor for her baby. "There you are! Trying to run away from me, weren't you?" She was talking to the sleeping baby. "Not talking, eh?" Rose was becoming cross-eyed. It was hard to focus on one object. "Spoiled brat…" she mumbled before she dozed off.

Envy was more jealous than ever. "Ed, why can't we have a baby?" he whined, searching for Ed's pockets.

"Sorry," Ed mumbled. He didn't mind Envy touching him anymore. "I can't give you that. I'm not a, um, whatever women are."

"Women," Envy spat. "Dante was one. Can't live with them...that's it."

"Oh yeah, that lady. Should we bury her or something?" Ed asked.

"Why? She's dead!" Then Envy felt sad. "She's dead…Now our kids won't have grandparents! How awful!"

It was silent. Then they heard a noise. It was Al banging his head against a wall out of boredom, but no one knows that.

"What was that?" Ed asked.

"It's our future children banging their heads against a wall because they don't have grandparents to make fun of."

"Sorry," Ed said again. "It's just I don't think I have the right parts. That's right." Ed picked up a bottle. "I have something that looks like this…" He drank from the bottle only to find out it was empty. "My soldiers will never experience the feeling of going outside."

"Well, it's clear what I have to do," Envy said while getting up. He wobbled a little, then when he gained enough balance, he helped Ed up. Without a question, Ed let Envy lead him out of the cellar and into a bedroom.

Luikaki: My God! Envy must be really deep right now!