"Now, this is the place where you'll be spending the second part of the chunin exam," Anco instructed, "It's the forty-fourth training ground but as we call it… the forest of death."
"Wow, it's scary," Sakura, not meaning to, said. "Well, of course that's why they call it the forest of death," Anco said, rudely.
" 'That's why they call it the forest of death'," Naruto mocked, "DO YOU'R WORST, YOUR NOT GONNA SCARE ME AWAY!"
"Hum," Anco murmured. She flung a kuni at him, witch cut him on the cheek, and darted behind him, "Tough guys like you seem to end up not passing this exam, possibly because of there ego but…" she stopped and pulled out a kuni. It blocked another kuni from a grass ninja, whom was standing right behind her, "You do know that anyone who stood this close behind me never saw the light of day again."
"I was, just returning your knife," the grass said.
"And I appreciate it," Anco took her kuni back and the grass stepped back.
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Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock.
"ALL RIGHT HEADS UP YOU MAGETS! THE SECOND PART OF THE EXAM HAS BEGAN!" Dash! Dash!
(Team Kurini)
"The tower is where every one's ultimately going…" Kiba started, "So we might as well as well set traps as close there as possible! found them all ready, huh? were are they?" These last few words were whispered and directed to his dog, Acamaru.
"WHAT IS THAT THING!" Plop! Plop! Plop! Plop! Plop! "AAAAAGH!" Splat. Splat. Splat!
Three other leaf ninja (me: unimportant ones) fell out of the trees they where in with Shino's slugs all over them.
"If you can't get these critters off in five minutes your tossed, and if you panic trying to get away from them… well… one team down!" Kiba instructed.
(Far away… with team iii 7)
"AAAAGH!"
Team 7 turned around.
"Did you hear someone scream?" Sakura asked, "THIS PLACE IS CREAPING ME OUT!"
"I'm telling you, Sakura, It's no big deal!" Naruto blurted out, "… Uhhh… I gotta… you know." Sakura gave him a hit to the head, "NOT IN FRONT OF ME, BOZO! I'M A LADY AND SO IS SASUKEKO! USE THE BUSHES!" (((Inner Sakura: If it was a mega CUTE guy on the other hand… heh heh heh…)))
"OW!"
(few minutes later)
"Oh, man! What a relief! Feelin' good now!"
"I TOLD YOU! You are in the presence of two ladies! Don't be so vul…"
POW! Sasukeko hit Naruto right in the jaw.
"What the--!" Sakura said, not believing what she just saw, "S-Sasukeko I- I think that was a little over the top."
"Ya, what was that for?" Naruto asked.
"What have you done with Naruto?" She asked.
"Hello! Right in front of you… bleeding!"
"You're wearing your shuriken on your left thigh. Naruto's right-handed. And you forgot the cut Naruto got from the Procter just minutes before the exam. You're even WORSE than the real Naruto… Where is he!"
POP! (Me: goes the rain nin)
"Which one of you has the scroll!"
-
Naruto, Sakura, and Sasukeko sat in a circle.
"The safest thing to do is to have a secrit pass word. Lessen carefully, It's a poem called 'NINKI' –'NIBJA OPORTUNATY' when Iask for it this is how you should respond… "We thrive in chaos of enemy tide. Quiet shinobi don't need dens to hide. Our only concern is to watch and wait… until the enemy lowers the gate"
"Bingo!" Sakura exclaimed.
"And you expect me to remember that… HOW?" Naruto questioned the girl.
"You are such a dunce! I've already got it down!" Sakura explained.
"We need a better password! How about 'swordfish"
Sasukeko sighed. "I'll take the scroll."
FWUM! "Ow!" Naruto piped, his other cheek was bleeding, "what the…?" FWOOM! Lots of wind came blowing at them, so hard it couldn't be normal.
"A NEW ENEMY!" Sasukeko screamed.
BOOOM! "YAAAAAH!"
BABOOOOM!
"Stick around you two. It could be fun! I'll go in alone," a grass ninja said to her team, a little bit away. (Me: case you didn't know, they caused the wind)
(Back with team 7)
Sasukeko hid in the bushes hoping for her life. (Me: in case I spelt it wrong, it's not hop, it's hope) Suddenly she sensed someone. She got up and turned around, Kuni in hand, "Sakura…?"
"Sasukeko!"
"Stay Back! The 'Ninki'."
"Oh, right! We thrive in chaos of enemy tide. Quiet senobi Don't need dens to hide. Our only concern is to watch and wait until the enemy lowers the gate."
"Good."
"Yo! You guys all right!" Naruto yelled, running to them.
"Not so fast Naruto!" Sakura screamed, "The password!"
"Right. 'Ninki.' We thrive in chaos of enemy tide. Quiet senobi Don't need dens to hide. Our only concern is to watch and wait until the enemy lowers the gate"
Sakura sighed in relief, but Sasukeko had other plans.
Fwip! Was the sound of the bluenet's (Me: Disclaimer: I don't own the word bluenet) kuni.
"Hayy!"
"What are you doing Sasukeko! Naruto got the password right!" Sakura protested.
"Gotcha imposter!" Sasukeko said, directing it to Naruto.
Inner Sakura: Has Sasukeko gone NUTS!
"Heh," Naruto's face changed, ONG, "Well done," a grass kunoychi took the place of Naruto, "what gave me away?"
"I knew you where hiding in the ground and listening to what we say, and because you got the answer right, to a password you'd have better luck teaching to a hamster, I knew you weren't Naruto."
-
Sizzle! Sasukeko burned the face of the grass ending the fight… or so she thought.
"That so young should have such mastery of the sharingan! Truly, a worthy successor to the honored name of the clan Uchiha!" the grass had spoken, but… in a mans voice, "in fact… I believe… I want you after all…!"
"It's marvelous fun, having you show me all your tricks!"
Sasukeko and Sakura's thoughts: We're P-paralyzed!
"You really are his sister, aren't you? You can see—and conceal—things in toughs eyes that Itachi himself would never dream of." The name of her brother ripped Sasukeko mentally for a few seconds.
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!"
"I'm Oruchimaru, if you ever want a rematch, pass this exam as quickly as you can," this 'Oruchimaru' burned the haven scroll as she… I mean he said this.
"What are you blabbering about! Sasukeko would never want to see your ugly face again!" "Perhaps not but, wishing wont scare me away," his neck stretched out and, with his sharp teeth, BIT Sasukeko on the neck, causing disgust in Sakura and pain in Sasukeko.
F.K.: I'm getting tired of this story so… DIS CONTIUD!