Luikaki: Hmm, I guess I should warn you guys about the drunken sex here, but you saw it coming, right?

Episode 51 – Part 2

Ed and Envy barged into the bedroom hand-in-hand. Envy shut the door and pulled Ed close to his body and into a kiss. Ed accepted his tongue and they fought for dominance as they edged closer to the bed.

Ed ended up on top. He pawed at Envy's sports-bra, unable to take it off. Envy giggled, assuming Ed was just tickling him. Ed quickly gave up on undressing Envy, so he ripped off his own clothes and discarded them to the floor. He was moving fast as if he knew what he was doing. But once he was sitting naked on top of Envy, he stopped.

Envy stared blankly at Ed. "That's it?"

Ed scratched his head. "Um, I dunno, I dunno what's next. Maybe it'll help if your clothes weren't part of your skin."

"Oh." Envy changed out of his clothes in a blink of an eye. At first, Ed could only stare – stare at the beautiful pale body under him, just for him. He felt his way around Envy's perfect body; those curves, so soft, except for that thing getting hard. Ed found great amusement in stroking it since it made Envy do interesting sounds.

Then Ed grabbed his own throbbing manhood. "Ah, where does this go?"

"Eh," Envy replied through a quick breath, "My guess is as good as yours…Ah, my eye!"

"I'm nowhere near your eye!" Ed momentarily stopped exploring the contents between Envy's legs.

"Then what's this hair – oh, it's an eyelash." Envy rubbed his eye. "Never mind! Continue whatever the hell you're trying to do!" And so Ed did. He stroked, licked, and rubbed things together until he discovered the entrance. He harshly stuck two fingers inside and Envy screamed. "EDWARD!"

"Hm? Did it hurt?" Ed asked.

"No, I just felt like screaming your name. Go on, go on!"

After some crafty thinking, Ed finally figured it out. He started off really hard and in a quick pace; Envy seemed to like it, so he kept it that way. But Envy wanted Ed closer. He wrapped his arms around the chibi's shoulders and pulled him in so that their chests touched, then he skillfully wrapped his legs around Ed.

"Wow, I didn't know you could bend that way!" Ed commented.

"Wanna find out what else I can do?" Envy asked provocatively. He pulled Ed into another kiss, this time with more tongue and sucking and biting. Without warning, he thrust upward, pushing Ed deeper inside him. The chibi moaned loudly. This pleased Envy very much, so he kept at it.

One, two, hundreds more thrusts were finally enough to satisfy them for the night. Ed rolled over next to Envy on the bed and caught his breath. "You think," another breath, "that's how it's done?" Ed asked.

"Maybe we'll find out in the morning," Envy replied, pulling Ed closer to him again. He started to run his fingers through his lover's hair. Nothing was said for a while.

"…Envy, I wanna say I love you in a romantic way, but I can't think of any."

Envy nuzzled Ed's neck. "That's good enough. But when we do have kids, we'll have to come up with a bunch of crap to make this special day sound romantic."

Ed changed the subject: "So, how was I?"

Envy smirked. "Oh Ed, you're so—" he fell asleep before he could finish. But Ed didn't mind because at least the sex was over and he was really tired, too. So Ed threw an arm over Envy and joined him in happy dreamland.

Then morning came.

Luikaki: Damn, I guess I can only hope my first time won't be like that!