Luikaki: Gasp! It's the end! Thank you again you reviewers! I'm confident enough to start another story soon! (bows)

Aztec Goddess: (bows, screws curtseys) I'm the editor, in case you didn't know. And damn, this guy can't spell! I'm proud you came this far, Che-lis!

Luikaki: So now that I completed my mission, will you start your Ed/Envy now?

Three Dog Night: (enters) We would like to point out that "One" sung by Al is our song. (leaves)

Aztec Goddess: . . . Weird. Anyway, yeah, I'll probably start writing much sooner than you.

Luikaki: Yay! Oh, and (ahem) I now present the final part of the final episode:

Episode 51 – Part 3

Ed was first to wake up. He felt warm breath on his neck, a strong arm around his waist, and as soon as he realized it was Envy: "HOLY SHIT!" He quickly sat up and moved the covers in hope to see that nothing happened. But he doubted that they played with whipped cream that night.

"My head . . ." Envy groaned as he too woke up. He moaned as he sat up and stretched. Ed just watched as if hypnotized, but when their eyes met they screamed hysterically until they had to catch their breath.

"We didn't really . . ." Ed started shakily.

Envy slowly shook his head. "My ass hurts. I can't believe I was on the bottom!"

"And I wasted my first time on you!"

"And you really sucked!"

"And in front of me, ni-san!" another voice shrieked.

Ed was afraid to turn his head and see who that was. But he did, and he screamed again. "AL! How . . . how long—"

"Out of all the rooms in this place!" Al shrieked. "Why here? Why in the one I'm trapped in? I tried screaming but – nothing! I couldn't do anything!"

Ed hid his red face with a cover. "I can't believe this! I screwed the enemy – in front of my brother!"

"If it makes you feel better," Envy said, "I'm kinda like your brother, too." Ed could only stare bug-eyed and open-mouthed at Envy.

"You're sick, ni-san. Sick!" Al spat.

Ed plopped face-down on the bed. "My life's over," he groaned. And that's all he had to say. Al went silent. Envy stared sympathetically at Ed. He placed a hand on Ed's shoulder. "What're you—"

"It'll be okay," Envy said. "Al won't remember a thing once he's back in his human body."

Ed looked up. "You mean you can really do that?"

"Well, isn't Dante's corpse lying around somewhere? Using her plus all the alchemic power Al's filled with right now should be enough."

And so they gave it a shot. Envy changed into his usual outfit and untied Al as Ed looked for and put on his own clothes. Then they headed out the door and easily found Dante. Ed made the transmutation circle Envy told him to do; there was a lot of light, so now all Ed needed to do was concentrate and wait.

Wrath, Gluttony, Rose and her baby came up from the cellar, all looking dazed. Wrath squinted. "What's that light?" They headed towards it like retarded mosquitoes.

Al in his human body appeared flat on the floor as if someone stripped him naked and threw him off a building. "Urg," he groaned as he got up. Then he looked around curiously. "Ni-san, where are we? And where did my clothes go?"

Ed sighed of relief. He really didn't remember! But how was he to explain all this? "Um, you fell off a cliff so that's how your clothes ripped off and you ended up in this underground city."

Al stared blankly at Ed. "…Oh, okay." Maybe he didn't want to know the truth.

Rose was first to approach them. "Ed, why are you with a naked little boy?"

Al stared confused at the four strangers. "Excuse me, who are you people?"

Ed bit his lip. Now he knew he needed to explain much more to Al, but he'll definitely leave out the parts with Envy. Ed looked around. "Hey, where's Envy?"

Rose, Wrath, and Gluttony stared at one another and shrugged. "We haven't seen him this morning," Wrath replied.

Ed stood silent for a moment. Then he turned to Al. "Let's go find you some clothes and get out of here."

It was pretty quiet the way back except when Ed was busy talking, filling in only some gaps in Al's memory. For all Al knew, Rose was always their teen-mother-childhood-friend and Wrath and Gluttony were their distant relatives they never visited. Ed joined the military because he just felt like it and he was currently under the command of a retarded donkey named Roy Mustang. Everything else was boring, not worth mentioning.

They were going to spend the night at Headquarters because there weren't any trains heading to Rizembool that day. And if someone told Al things about his past that Ed hadn't told him, Al had the right to slap them for being crazy.

Night came by so slowly. Ed walked out into the balcony of his room. The sky was clear, the stars glistened, and the moon was full and bright. But Ed wasn't feeling so great. He's the only one that knows everything that happened at Dante's place. Was it right to just forget about it?

Or maybe it was just a dream, Ed tried to convince himself. Yeah, a lot of things don't seem real when it's just a memory. So maybe the only real things are here and now like this balcony, those stars, that full moon—

"So beautiful." Ed jumped at the sound of Envy's voice.

He turned and replied nervously, "Hm – oh, yeah, the moon…"

Envy smiled and walked over to Ed and stood next to him on the balcony. He leaned over on the handrail and started to cackle.

"What's so funny?" Ed asked, somehow feeling offended.

"Last night—Ed, you remember more than me!" Envy was flat-out laughing now. "Where does this go, you said!"

Ed blushed. "But you didn't know what to do either!"

Envy gave Ed a suggestive smile. "And now that we do know…" Envy roamed a hand down Ed's back, around his waste, and pulled him closer.

Ed blushed like crazy again. But he didn't fight back. "…Where did you go?" he asked.

"I decided to come back, so it doesn't matter." That answer was good enough for Ed. He didn't even resist when Envy bent down to kiss him.

"It's not fair," Ed pouted. "You're so freakin' hot!"

Envy swept Ed off his feet. "Damn right I am!" He meant between his legs. And since Ed felt that way too, he allowed Envy into his room and moments later when they were both on the floor, naked, feeling each other up, he allowed Envy inside him.

And that's about the time Al came into the room with a food tray. "Ni-san, I thought you'd like some dinner before—AHHHHHH!"

Tragically, nothing could help Al forget this time.

Fin