Epilogue

World domination had been averted and everything was back to normal. Well, as normal as can be. They still had Wesley's vampirism to deal with which unfortunately couldn't be vanquished with a simple potion. He was still adjusting to living life Angel's way.

"Well, I had a rabbit as a pet, so I couldn't have been all that bad." Wesley said, petting the said rabbit in his arms.

"I don't know, man." Gunn said. "Planning on throwing the world into chaos and destruction? That pretty much qualifies on my list of bad."

"What happened to Lindsey?" Wesley asked.

"Oh, we left him alone. He gets a 'get out of jail free' card for being under a spell." Gunn told him.

"Ah." Wesley said. When Gunn turned away, Wesley shifted the position of the rabbit in his arms so he could rub at the custom fit bracelet - previously a collar - that he was hiding beneath his sleeves. He looked down to see the bunny nibbling on the tag with the words 'Wesley' on it and smiled. "My slaves…" Wesley whispered.

"What?" Gunn asked.

Wesley glanced up. "Nothing; you must be hearing things." Gunn looked at him skeptically but decided to let it go. He walked away and Wesley added in a low voice, "Egg boy."

"Did you say something, Wes?"

Wesley looked concerned. "No. Really, Gunn. I think you should get your ears checked." Gunn turned away and Wesley murmured. "I'm surprised you can hear anything with all that yolk in your head."

Wesley smiled when Gunn looked his way again.

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500 years later…

"…And so children, that concludes our history lesson today. Tomorrow we'll continue at page 416 of the book 'The Great Conquest' written by our great Master himself. Yes, Jeremy, what is it?" the teacher asked.

The child lowered his hand and said, "Yeah, miss. I don't get it. So this all started from a leaf that fell out of someone's pocket?"

The End

Yay! My first completed long fic. When I started, this was never meant to be in the humour genre (evident from the start of the first chapter) but when the words are flowing, it's better to run with it. I'd like to thank everybody for reading and reviewing. Love you lots! Last chapter (6) reviewers (whose review didn't put a stake through my heart and twisted it oh so hard I might as well do a re-enactment of Wesley's death scene. Ok, so it wasn't that bad but still. It made me a bit blue TT) – Ruth Quist, Imzadi, KellyTheSelfToastablePopTart, Elizabeth Bartlett, Mollie R. Moonie. Thanks again! I'd send you all muffins but since I can't, I'll just eat it in your names. : )