OMFG KAOS

Created by hoogiman and tikitikirevenge, in order of unimportance.

Disclaimer: The Board of Disagreement agrees about disagreeing anything that can be disagreed and/or agreed. In this case, then the agreement will be double-disagreed, therefore making it a double negative disagreement, therefore making it an agreement; so on, so forth. So our strategy is to triple-agree disagree agree which will equal to a disagreement, therefore accomplishing nothing.

And also, we don't own these characters. KAOS!

First Deaths

Being trapped and all, everyone panicked at once.

"AAH! WADDAWEGONNADO? WADDAWEGONNADO?" screamed Luigi, running around in circles.

"AHH! I'M SO SCARED! WE'RE GONNA DIE! WE'RE GONNA DIE!" screamed Zelda.

"Everybody, stop shouting! We can work this out systematically," said Link.

"Ararararararara… rarararararara… rarararararara… rarararara… rarara… rarara… rarara… rarara…" wailed Yoshi.

"OH NOES! OH NOES! OH NOES! OH NOES! OH NOES! OH NOES!" screamed Peach.

"Everybody, stop shouting!" yelled Link.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" screamed Ganondorf, like a girl, completely out of character, and stretching the page like all of those stories with less than 100 words.

"Ararararararara… rarararararara… rarararararara… rarararara… rarara… rarara… rarara… rarara…" wailed Yoshi.

"EVERYBODY, STOP SHOUTING! WE DON'T HAVE TO KEEP ON PANICKING OR IT WILL RESULT IN VIOLENCE!" yelled Link.

"Ararararararara… rarararararara… rarararararara… rarararara… rarara… rarara… rarara… rarara…" wailed Yoshi.

"OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO" screamed Jigglypuff, even though she couldn't speak English, and was acting totally out of character.

"EVERYBODY, STOP SHOUTING! WE DON'T HAVE TO KEEP ON PANICKING OR IT WILL RESULT IN VIOLENCE!" yelled Link at the top of his lungs.

Everybody continued panicking.

Link got a cannon, and shot Luigi.

Everybody continued panicking.

Link shot Luigi again.

Everybody continued panicking.

Link shot Luigi a third time, killing him.

Everybody continued panicking.

Link pointed the cannon at the popcorn machine.

Everyone screeched to a halt, shocked.

Link repeated, once again, "Stop. Panicking."

"You're bluffing," said Zelda, eyeing the popcorn machine. "You'd never dare destroy the popcorn machine."

"Well, guess what?" said Link. "You're wrong. I will do anything it takes to stop this horrific rioting."

"Did-a you just kill Luigi?" asked Mario.

"Yep," said Link angrily.

Silence.

"Meh," everyone said at the same time.

"Luigi is dead," said Link forcefully.

"YAY!" everyone yelled, dancing around and celebrating in a happy kind of riot.

While everyone had been panicking in the dining room, Kirby snuck off into the kitchen with a single, all-important goal in mind: food.

"Must… find… food…" he muttered, turning his attention to the gigantic refrigerator at the end of the room.

Little did Kirby know that he was being watched from afar by Master Hand at his television studio.

"This show is going to be great!" he exclaimed. "I'm going to make so much money out of this one… the sponsorship deals…"

"Mister Hand?" said a Koopa with a clipboard, sidling up alongside him.

"I told all you mindless lackeys to call me master," snapped Master Hand. "I own you all! OWN! MUAH HA HA HA HA HA!"

The Koopa stared, disturbed.

Recovering his composure, Master Hand then said, "I mean, yes?"

"According to what you said yesterday, the audience is loving this show!"

"Wonderful!" beamed Master Hand, "I expect lots of reviews!"

"And someone was asking about the discontinuation of the Peach Viewer Mail program?"

"Ah, it'll be back one of these days," said Master Hand, "so- what is Kirby doing? Quick! Get this on air!"

Kirby, slowly and surely, began pushing the fridge into his mouth.

The pain, he thought, the horrible pain. Then he remembered the food. The wonderful food.

He kept on cramming the fridge into his mouth, until there was only a tiny bit of it sticking out. Which was still huge.

At that moment, Young Link entered the kitchen looking for a glass of milk and saw Kirby.

"Oh, no!" he gasped. "Kirby ate most of our food supplies!"

Kirby's eyes widened, realising that he had been caught.

"KIRBY ATE OUR FOOD!" screamed Young Link, running around like a headless chicken, possibly because he had just managed to cut his head off with a spork.

He died.

"KILL KIRBY!" shouted everyone else, flooding into the kitchen.

"AHH AHHH AHHH Ahhh" said Kirby, running out.

"Get your spoons and forks, and kill the one who took our food supplies!" shouted Link. "…Uh… In a responsible way…"

"AHHAAHAA AHH AHHH ahh I'M SO SCARED RUN FOR MY LIFE" said Kirby, running for his life.

Unfortunately, at this moment, Kirby tripped over the popcorn machine, and fell to the ground, panting.

"He tripped over the popcorn machine!" screeched Zelda.

Everyone dived on Kirby and stabbed him to death.

"I like where this is going," said Master Hand. "Uh… reviews! NOW!"

He disappeared.

Time since lockdown: 3 minutes.

Deaths: Luigi (shotgun), Young Link (spork), Kirby (mob)

Note: Hoogiman and tikitikirevenge co-authored this chapter. Can you tell who wrote which parts? (Hint: Hoogiman likes capitals. And repetition. And capitals.)

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