OMFG KAOS
Created by hoogiman and tikitikirevenge, in order of unimportance.
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And also, we don't own these characters. KAOS!
FORTH CHAPTER
"Look everyone!" announced Peach, as everybody was rioting.
Everybody stopped.
"I made a blog!" said Peach.
Everybody came over to look at Peach's blog.
"What's on your blog-a?" asked Mario.
"Words!" said Peach.
Mario read out loud:
"We are stuck in the mansion. My hair is too long. I should cut my hair. Ganondorf never cuts his hair, but that's okay, because he's really a girl. And Mario is really short, just like Yoshi, Nana, Popo, and all those nasty Pokemon."
"I spelt 'Pokemon' all by myself!" said Peach brightly.
Everyone kept on reading:
"Also, Ness is really stupid, so it's good that Link killed him, but Link looks like a dork, and I want to kill him because I think he's a big jerk, and also, I'm on TV! And…"
Bowser crept out of the mansion, picked up the nearest primary school, shook all of the kids out of the building, lifted the structure up, went back to Smash Mansion, and rammed the school down Peach's throat.
"Ow…" said Peach.
"You're not dead?" exclaimed everyone.
"Why?" said Peach. "Do you want to kill me, you big, nasty… people? Well, nyah!"
Peach stuck her tongue out at everyone else.
Mewtwo crept into his bedroom of doom, with Pikachu, Pichu and Jigglypuff trailing close behind.
A window fell on Falco.
"WTF? What am I doing here?" asked Falco.
"Kill him," said Mewtwo.
Jigglypuff got a spoon, and repeatedly jabbed Falco in the eye.
"Hahaha, I have trained them well!" thought Mewtwo.
"That's pathetic! You think you're beating me up with a spoon?" chuckled Falco. "What's next? The toaster?"
Jigglypuff toasted Falco's pinkie finger in the toaster, which burnt his finger.
Falco started sucking his thumb.
"That really hurt, you know," said Falco.
A nearby duck choked on rubbish, and staggered into the Smash Mansion. It then scampered upstairs into Mewtwo's bedroom, and then projectile vomited the rubbish into Falco's throat, killing him.
"So, what are we doing here?" said Pikachu.
"Ooh, dead body," said Pichu. He prodded it with a paw. "It's feathery!"
"Yes," said Mewtwo. "That's right, Pichu. Death is warm and fuzzy… you shall all learn to embrace death… muah, ha, ha!"
Falco's beak landed on Mewtwo's head.
"How the heck did his beak get there?" said Mewtwo, angrily.
"It fell onto you," explained Pikachu.
"That's not even an explanation!" shouted Mewtwo.
"Indeed," said Jigglypuff.
Everybody had settled down.
"Well," said Link, "as much as I disapprove of killing people, I have to say that Peach really deserved that death."
"Yeah," said Samus. "Especially that last bit. That was sooo fitting. After spending a lifetime… well, you know."
"Yes-a," said Mario. "Most ironic. But it was probably quite painful for her, you know-a."
Marth shrugged. "Well, at least she died in the most funny way imaginable."
"That was hilarious, and completely befitting," agreed Bowser.
"That was disgusting," said Zelda. "I don't even want to think about it again."
Link nodded. "Zelda has a reasonable point. Maybe we should just never, ever, ever talk about the way Peach died again. Ever. And we can just remember it as a private joke."
"Never talk about it again?" said Nana.
"Never talk about it again," said Link.
"Despite how amazingly funny it was?" said Young Link.
"Despite how amazingly funny it was," said Link.
"And nobody else will ever know?" said Samus.
"And nobody else will ever know," said Link.
"Good idea," said Marth.
"You know, we could stop rioting," suggested Link.
"That's a good idea," said Roy.
"We should wipe up what little of Peach remains," suggested Marth.
"That's a great idea," said Fox. "Hey, guys! I should get Falco to show you his amazing technique of mopping up dead remains! It's just mindblowing! You'll all love it!"
Fox grinned.
Falco's body, on a sled with a cassette tape playing next to him slid down the stairs into the main hall, playing various themes from, 'The Wizard of Oz'.
"Aw, shucks," said Fox.
"Do we even have a mop?" said Link.
Time since lockdown: 10 minutes.
Deaths: Luigi (shotgun), Young Link (spork), Kirby (mob), Ness (freaking sword through stomach), Falco (chocking on projectile vomit), Peach (a death to horrific (and funny) to be read by mortal eyes)
Note: Hoogiman and tikitikirevenge co-authored this chapter. Can you tell who wrote which parts? (Hint: Hoogiman wrote the bits that he wrote. I mean, duh…)
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