Title: Hanging on the Telephone
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K
Characters: Maria, John Cena, Trish Stratus, Johnny Nitro, Melina, Batista, Edge, Lita, Torrie Wilson, Hunter
Summary: Don't hang up on the ones you love
Chapter 4
At the hospital:
"Hey Trish nice to see you too,"
"Melina? I thought you were going out with Dave tonight,"
"I was but after someone called and decided to play the jealous boyfriend he decided to veto the whole arrangement,"
"Good you shouldn't be seeing him anyway,"
"I wasn't I was just trying something new,"
"You mean trying to try something new, my sources tell me Dave wouldn't even give you the time of day and that he was going out with Angie tonight not you,"
"What can I say some guys just love their wives and children, anyway I can help you get your friends back,"
"Great how?"
"Uh-uh, not so fast. I need a favour first,"
"Uh-oh here we go,"
"Trish would you mind twisting Vince's arm and getting him to sign me to RAW?"
"Why, afraid Nitro's gonna flip out in a jealous rage when Dave comes back to Smackdown?"
"Man you're smarter than you look, I mean, you're not as blonde as you act, I mean---"
"I'll do it I'll do it,"
"I'm sorry it's just so hard for me to be nice,"
"I know you're a total bitch,"
"Wow praise from Trish Stratus,"
"I meant every word,"
"As much as I love the idea of having even more women on RAW Melina, there is one in particular that I would love to see right now so if you don't mind,"
"Yeah make with the remedy already,"
"I already have,"
"Hey Trish what's up!"
"Torrie? What are you doing here?"
"John Cena that's how,"
"Erm Champ, how did you do it?"
"Well it's quite simple. Remember when I hung up on Maria and I called her back and told her I thought she was hot? Well I told Billy Kidman to do the same thing, so he called me and told me how he felt about Torrie and here she is!"
"Here I am!"
"Yes Torrie there you are, so you're saying that two people who've previously hung up on people they've cared about have to call each other and talk about how much they care about the person and they'll come back?"
"That's all it takes,"
"Melina how did you know this?"
"Both Joey and I hung up on Nitro and he disappeared, it was only when we called each other back and said we missed him that he re-appeared, it was the craziest thing. It happened to us almost every other week, we finally worked out what was going on,"
"Yeah great, thanks for coming by,"
"No problem, anything for a fellow RAW diva?"
"What's that?"
"I'll explain later,"
"Yeah, see you all next Monday night!"
"What is she talking about?"
"I said I'll explain later, Edge I think we have a phone call to make?"
"Wait a minute Trish, Cena I need you to back off my girl okay?"
"Dude she's all yours,"
"What really?"
"Yeah I mean with Melina on RAW I just got myself another reason to piss off Nitro!"
"Okay now that's what I'm talking about!"
"Edge calm down and Cena, hands off Melina stick to the girl you know, I know and everybody else on this fricken planet knows likes you the most, okay?"
"Yeah Cena, Maria's had if for you since like forever. She was trying to convince Lita to back off you the whole time we were gone,"
"Really?"
"Yeah she's hot for you dude, take it as a sign, this girl crossed over into some unknown universe just to stake her claim on you. Do the right thing and make her journey into nothingness worthwhile,"
"I think we got through to him guys,"
"Yeah, I don't blush that much when I'm wearing rouge,"
"Shut up Stratus, are you gonna make the call or what?"
"Okay let's do it, what the - Hunter? 3 weeks man, maybe, look I'm kind of busy right now – hey Edge give me that, wait, no hang up!"
"NO DON'T!"