Title: Hanging on the Telephone
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K
Characters: Maria, John Cena, Trish Stratus, Johnny Nitro, Melina, Batista, Edge, Lita, Torrie Wilson, Hunter
Summary: Don't hang up on the ones you love
Chapter 5
Ten minutes later:
"Okay you can all get out of my room now, it Friday night go have fun,"
"No I wanna stay here with you,"
"Maria you have a boyfriend now,"
"Oh yeah, Cena let's go it's Friday night there must be a million things we could do,"
"Wanna go back to the hotel and watch Smackdown?"
"Yeah that sounds like fun, except for MNM, I hate that Melina she's such a bitch,"
"Oh she's not that bad,"
"Says you,"
"Well I'd warm up to her if I were you,"
"Why?"
"I'll tell you on Monday, bye guys!"
"See ya – Edge, Lita, please work on those telephone skills over the weekend,"
"We will,"
"There's always room for improvement, starting with me,"
"Do my ears deceive me or did my girlfriend just say that she's gonna be a nicer girlfriend?"
"I don't wanna end up in a big house all alone Edge,"
"I don't think there's a room I wouldn't want to have you in,"
"Okay that's enough, goodnight guys!"
"Bye Trish!"
"Better get back to Billy he's probably worried silly,"
"So what did you guys do in that big house all by yourselves?"
"Well we weren't exactly alone the place was full of people that had been hung up on. The host was this really nice guy called Carl,"
"Carl?"
"Yeah, he had a little girl whose name was Annabel,"
"Annabel?"
"Yeah, he cheated on his wife and when she found out she said she never wanted to see him again and well I guess she never will. Shame too, he knows he made a mistake, I wonder if she'd ever wanna see him again. Shame nobody knows who she is,"
"Yeah real shame,"
"Bye Trish, please do the right thing,"
"Bye Torrie, don't worry, I'll call her,"
"At a girl,"
"So you were the woman Carl was having an affair with?"
"Hunter don't you have a pregnant wife to go home to?"
"Nah, I think I'll stay and help you get better, after all you gotta help me win my next match,"
"Hunter I said I'm not doing that anymore I told you now get outta here it's almost midnight!"
"I got all the time in the world for you babe,"
"Nurse?"
"What is it Miss Stratus?"
"Erm could you get Shawn Michaels on the phone and tell him Triple H is asking Trish Stratus to help him win his next match?"
"Sure thing dear,"
"Oh yeah like a nurse is gonna have Shawn Michaels' phone number,"
"She should, she's his nurse too,"
"What?"
"I believe your cellphone is ringing,"
"Hello? Shawn? What no, c'mon why would I need a woman's help? I just wanted to try it once, I can't stand losing to the Spirit Squad again, well what do you think I should do about it?"
"I don't know how about you suck it up?"
"What did you say Trish?"
"I said suck it up!"
"Suck it . . . suck it! Shawn don't go to bed yet, I think I just saved us another attack from the Spirit Squirts, I'm coming to your room, bye,"
"Ew what was that for?"
"A kiss of appreciation, Trish Stratus you're a genius! Later,"
"If it gets any later I'm never gonna get any sleep but before I do . . . Hey Jessica? It's Trish Stratus. How would you like to be re-united with Carl and Annabel? How? Do you miss them? Do you love them? Well then consider this the best present you ever got from the woman who nearly ruined your family. Goodbye honey and have a good life,"
"Have a good life yourself Trish,"
"Carl, Annabel!"
"We better get going, we've been gone for awhile,"
"She'll be waiting for you,"
"Thanks to you,"
"Just promise you'll never call me again,"
"I've already forgotten your name,"
"It's Trish Stratus and it's time for her to get some sleep,"
"Anyone who is still here I've got two words for you – get out!"
"And I've got two words for you – speedy recovery,"
"Touché nurse, touché,"
The End