By your stupid-fic writer, Rachelle Williams :P:P (lol)
A/N: Friends based, need I say more? (I'm continuing this because of Helen and she never reviews!)
Summary: C/A centric, from 1 of my fave Friends eppie, TOW Monica's New Boots. Chandler and Monica are replaced by Cordelia and Angel, Rachel's role is replaced by Buffy. The scene where Chandler discovers Monica's new boots and, of course, the price. (Gaak! Helen, the things you force me to do, a.k.a, you junk my mailbox one more time and there's gonna be an 'outside'::lol:)
Pairing: C/A, C/A, C/A!
Disclaimer: If I owned Friends, Buffy or Angel, there would be a crossover, but there wasn't, so that proves it.
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Angel enters his and Cordelia's apartment carrying dry-cleaning. He finds Cordy standing infront of him. "Hi, hun" He says then looks at her excited expression for a moment, studies her and then adds "Is there something I'm supposed to be catching?"
Cordelia happily nods her head, pink with glee. Angel studies her again for a minute, trying to catch the new thing. "New haircut?" He says and Cordy shooks her head. "Necklace? New dress? (no) Earrings? (no) Boots? (yes) BOOTS!" Angel finally gets it, trying to act like he caught it at one try. Cordelia's pink glee disappears and she appears to be trying to tell Angel something.
"Uhmm, honey, now, the money spent on these boots are more than we've spent on shoes, or rent" She adds, trying to let him know she's not happy with his cheapness, "but, I'll tell you, it's worth it" Big grin.
Angel takes one look at the price and his mouth hangs open in shock. "Did you say you bought boots or boats?" He says, shooking his head in disbelief. "Oh---honey, please--" Cordy tries but is interrupted by Buffy entering.
"Hey, guys" Buffy says and goes for the fridge, but just has to stop when she sees Cordy's NEW BOOTS! "OMG, Cordy! Those boots are fabulous!" Buffy says Rachel style "They're mine!" Cordy says Monica style. "Yeah, well, too bad we'll have to return them" Angel says, holding up the receipt. "RETURN THEM! Ssshhh, there'll hear you!" Buffy says, covering the boots.
Angel looks at his fashion-crazy friend but held in the sarcastic comment. "Look, we need the money to afford food. For us and for Spike. And we need to return these boots urgently or there'll be money flowing and leaving us poor" He said, a trace of sarcasm in his voice. Cordelia pouted and Buffy looked at him with puppy dog eyes. "Buff, you do know these boots are not yours, right?" Angel said and Buffy pouted. "Did you just HAVE to remind me?" The blonde asked. Angel rolls his eyes and turns to his wife. "Cordy, these boots are $1000 and we are short of $3000 already, why add another thousand to them? So, I say we return--" Angel says but is interrupted. "ANGEL! The boots will hear you!" Buffy said and covered the boots again.
"They are lifeless accessories!" Angel said and Buffy got defensive. "I know! (To the boots) Don't listen to him!" Buffy glares at Angel. "Call the psyche's." The brown haired man said to his brunette wife. "But, Angel, please! I swear I'll wear them all the time!" Cordy pleaded. Angel goes to say something, but she interrupted again "They go with skirts, jeans, dresses, everything! I swear I'll look good!" Cordy said. "Yeah? Then wear them with shorts on the street corner and earn the money to pay for them" Angel says sarcastically. Cordy smacks him on the arm.
"Look, be supportive of me on this, I love these boots. Have you ever had something so beautiful that everyone wanted it?" She questioned. "I have you" Angel smiled. "Nice try, I'm keepin' the boots" Cordelia turned to Buffy and they started talking about the boots.
THE END
Im sorry! Im sorry!